RE-ELECTED president Barack Obama has announced the end of America, which is to become a new country called 'Asfungl'.
BARACK Obama’s victory has brought the tyrannical New World Order a step closer, according to the Illuminati.
GOD has emphatically ignored the fervent prayers of idiots, allowing Barack Obama to be re-elected as President.
MITT Romney was born in Kenya and raised by beasts, it has emerged.
AFTER years of bitter political struggle, Barack Obama is secretly hoping he will lose the presidential election.
THE neck-and-neck 2012 US election has become a battle for the vote of one apathetic car wash attendant in Ohio.