International

Can I stay with you? Gaddafi asks Blair

COLONEL Gaddafi has asked Tony Blair if he can stay in his guest room for a while.

Scantily-clad gay Putin fans stage car wash

MUSCULAR homosexual Russian men have been giving free titillating car washes in support of their beloved Vladimir Putin.

Glenn Beck urged to increase pressure on massacre victims

US intellectual Glenn Beck has been urged to keep up the pressure on the victims of the Norway massacre.

Greece to be renamed 'Olympikenstaat'

GREECE is to be renamed 'Olympikenstaat' following Germany's first successful invasion of the country for more than 70 years.

Emergency self-help books dropped on Ethiopia

THE self-help industry has air dropped thousands of books on Ethiopia so that drought victims can manifest abundance from the universe.

Statue to show Reagan forgetting something important

A NEW statue of Ronald Reagan will depict the late president forgetting one of the illegal things he did.

Bachmann launches White House bid by machine-gunning a pig

MICHELLE Bachmann has launched her presidential campaign with the ritual machine-gunning of a pig.

Greek butlers all round

EVERYONE in Britain is to receive part of a Greek person in exchange for large amounts of cash.