NELSON Mandela is to resign from being himself to make way for Morgan Freeman.
SARAH Palin has hit out at her critics in the wake of the Tuscon shootings claiming they have fired at her 'with a semi-automatic hunting rifle of injustice'.
THE United States has taken another small step towards realising they are not all the stars of some badly written melodrama.
INTERNATIONAL diplomats have been given a tour of Iran's nuclear facilities after finding a golden ticket inside a Lion Bar.
NORTH and South Korea have been urged to settle their differences over a big plate of dog chops.