PRESIDENT Obama mimed to a backing track while being sworn in as president, it has emerged.
BELFAST councillors hope to stop the city’s ongoing riots with by replacing the union flag with a bizarre image of Benedict Cumberbatch.
ALEX Jones is the result of an intense conversation between Adolf Hitler and the angry midget prospector, Yosemite Sam, psychiatrists have confirmed.
THE Sun's open letter to Argentina is a double bluff to deliver the paper's dream of a second Falklands war, it has emerged.
MILITARY-STYLE assault rifles have many practical applications for the perfectly sane, it has been claimed.
TEACHERS should be given assault rifles, America's bastard pieces of shit said last night.