CUTS to Britain’s armed forces mean the country will be ‘left on the sidelines’ when America invades China.
THE 27 member states of the European Union have demanded a referendum on whether Britain is allowed to stay in.
ALL 50 US states are now incredibly frightening if you are an ordinary British person, it has been confirmed.
NORTH Korea's leader Kim Jong-un has admitted wondering if his people love him as deeply and infinitely as they claim.
TEMPORARY lodgings are being sought for most of North Korea’s 25 million people.
POTHEADS have been frantically booking flights after hearing about Uruguay's weed/dolphins combination.
WORLD of Warcraft was monitored by NSA agents to assess the risk of orcs invading mainland America, it has been confirmed.
TORONTO mayor Rob Ford has confirmed his new role delivering gifts in a magical sleigh.