THE United States last night reasserted its hard won freedom to punch itself squarely in the balls.
PROSTITUTES across Spain are ordering a range of home improvements after their earning estimates for next year were revised upwards.
THE Vatican blocked a visit by French first lady Carla Bruni in order to prevent a full-scale Papal engorgement, it has been confirmed.
THE first of the trapped Chilean miners brought to the surface have admitted that four of their colleagues were delicious.
THE president of Iran last night fought off an angry United Nations
General Assembly using nothing but a medium sized courgette.
MEN cannot resist touching themselves while watching Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation diatribe, it has emerged.
POPE Benedict was congratulated on the sheer heft and girth of his
testicles last night after the former Hitler Youth member said
atheists were Nazis and accused Richard Dawkins of plotting a new