THE new Universal Credit scheme has erroneously paid out millions of pounds to claimants across our galaxy.
SYRIA'S civil war will witness slightly fewer explosions after MPs voted to keep British bombs for something else.
THE Vikings were a race of fantasy role-players who never invaded anywhere, it has emerged.
RUSSIA could not be gayer if it tried, it has been claimed.
DAVID Cameron has pledged military support to help Spain invade Gibraltar.