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Obama Shuts Down 'Grey's Anatomy'
PRESIDENT Barack Obama yesterday fulfilled a key campaign promise by announcing the closure of Grey's Anatomy.
US Chief Justice Missing
JOHN Roberts, the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, was missing last night after ruining Barack Obama's inauguration.
Hope, Challenges, Whatever
BARACK Obama began his historic presidency yesterday with an historic call for hope, renewal, blah blah, hard work, all that sort of stuff.
Hudson Crash Landing Still Better Than Heathrow
PASSENGERS on the plane which crash landed on the Hudson river last night insisted the terrifying experience was much better than Heathrow.
Israel To Open Humanitarian Corridor And Then Blow It Up
ISRAEL has agreed to open a corridor into Gaza for essential humanitarian supplies and then fire hundreds of missiles at it.
Loving This, Admit Israel And Hamas
ISRAEL and Hamas last night admitted the latest wave of deadly violence was one of the best they had seen in years.
Iraq Had Shoes All Along, Claims Vindicated Bush
PRESIDENT Bush last night claimed his decision to invade Iraq had been vindicated after US troops uncovered an arsenal of shoes on the outskirts of Fallujah.
100 Nations Agree To Kill People Differently
ONE hundred nations last night signed a treaty agreeing to kill people without using cluster bombs.