BRITAIN cannot hear enough about the Syrian conflict and has urged the media to report it in greater detail.
TONY Blair has insisted it was the way he turned post-invasion Iraq into an utter hellhole that stopped MPs from backing war in Syria.
THE new Universal Credit scheme has erroneously paid out millions of pounds to claimants across our galaxy.
SYRIA'S civil war will witness slightly fewer explosions after MPs voted to keep British bombs for something else.
THE Vikings were a race of fantasy role-players who never invaded anywhere, it has emerged.