Mitt Romney living in White House cellar

FORMER presidential hopeful Mitt Romney has been secretly living in the basement of the White House.

Obama relaunches America as 'Asfungl'

RE-ELECTED president Barack Obama has announced the end of America, which is to become a new country called 'Asfungl'.

Illuminati celebrate election victory

BARACK Obama’s victory has brought the tyrannical New World Order a step closer, according to the Illuminati.

God ignores idiots

GOD has emphatically ignored the fervent prayers of idiots, allowing Barack Obama to be re-elected as President.

Romney raised by impala

MITT Romney was born in Kenya and raised by beasts, it has emerged.

Obama really hoping he loses

AFTER years of bitter political struggle, Barack Obama is secretly hoping he will lose the presidential election.