NELSON Mandela and Prince Philip have sent each other 'get well' messages dripping with poisonous sarcasm.
THE wedding of Napster founder Sean Parker ended with numerous fatalities after guests misunderstood its Game of Thrones theme.
THE monkey found in Ikea has issued a heartfelt plea not to be sent back there.
SYRIA'S rebels need a camping stove, some cutlery and a good, solid frying pan, David Cameron has confirmed.
THE International Space Station is a dirty, smelly mess, it has emerged.
SENIOR Tories have backed a referendum on Britain leaving whatever international set-up it joins after quitting the European Union.