ISRAEL and Palestine are moving toward a peace agreement after somebody posted a picture of some dolphins on Facebook.
PARTY island Ibiza is enjoying a bumper season with over 900,000 morons flying in.
BONGOBONGOLAND last night insisted it has never received a penny in international aid.
ROBERT Mugabe has agreed to share the Zimbabwean presidency with Nick Clegg.
A HOLIDAYING couple are trying to shake off the Camerons.
THREE million Brazil residents who attended a mass by the Pope have been asked what they were thinking.