PRESIDENT Nicolas Sarkozy and challenger Francois Hollande have commenced the long smoke-off that will decide France's new leader.
FRANCE has once again proved itself to be exactly the same as Adolf Hitler, everyone agreed last night.
THE parties held by penis-wielding former premier Silvio Berlusconi have shocked Italy with their lack of imagination.
HILARIOUS video of the botched North Korean rocket test has fallen into the hands of Harry Hill, it has emerged.
EUROPEAN judges have ruled that Abu Hamza is to be deported to the US - and you will pick up the bill.
SYRIA’s President Assad has chosen the hole in the ground that he will be discovered hiding in this autumn, it has emerged.
US Supreme Court justices are set to overturn the landmark ruling in Roe versus cancer.
US First Lady Michelle Obama is avoiding Samantha Cameron because she is tired of discussing rap music.