NORTH and South Korea have been urged to settle their differences over a big plate of dog chops.
IRELAND is to save itself from bankruptcy by dancing.
GEORGE W Bush has defended his presidency insisting history will wait
until he is dead before admitting that mass killing and bankruptcy are excellent.
A FRENCH village plagued by an influx of copulating naturists is campaigning for the return of overweight, erection-free volley ball players.
THE United States last night reasserted its hard won freedom to punch itself squarely in the balls.
PROSTITUTES across Spain are ordering a range of home improvements after their earning estimates for next year were revised upwards.
THE Vatican blocked a visit by French first lady Carla Bruni in order to prevent a full-scale Papal engorgement, it has been confirmed.