AMANDA Knox will today begin an intensive training course in how not to look shifty, ever.
KING Abdullah of Saudi Arabia is mirroring the symptoms of one of his pregnant wives.
JULIAN Assange is not really getting a taste of his own medicine because he is not a huge, deceitful government, experts have confirmed.
SILVIO Berlusconi has pledged tough action after Standard and Poor's downgraded Italy's triple-A fanny rating.
SEPTEMBER 11th conspiracy theorists have dismissed claims of the terrorist attack's 10th anniversary.
PRESIDENT Obama's £400bn jobs plans shows all the signs of being a secret Muslim, leading Republicans have claimed.
COLONEL Gaddafi has made a renewed effort to rally the Libyan people with a pledge to set everything on fire.
COLONEL Gaddafi's private chambers have a stylish, minimalist look, rebels fighters have discovered.