ITALY'S new prime minister has begun the deskankification of the country's politics.
GIVING up smoking has put Barack Obama in the mood to launch a few warheads, it emerged last night.
GEORGE Papandreou may be trying to con Europe with the short grift, experts have claimed.
GREECE was condemned last night for punching a lovely horse right in its face.
EUROZONE leaders have agreed a landmark deal to save the single currency
after the German chancellor said she was feeling a bit 'Fourth Reichy'.
THE European Union is close to agreeing a deal to save the single currency with a fresh injection of 200 billion opinions into the thinking system.
COLONEL Gaddafi may have been killed by a bullet that entered a part of his body, the new Libyan government has confirmed.
VICTORIOUS rebel leaders have installed former Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen as Libya's interim lunatic, it has been announced.