THE people of Belgium faked the destruction of their country in a bid to meet Angelina Jolie, it has emerged.
PRESIDENT Obama's handling of the Gulf oil spill is starting to make him
come across as a bit of an arsehole, it emerged today.
ISRAEL'S attack on a Palestinian aid ship will make it easier for Guardian readers to sound as if they know what they are talking about, it was claimed last night.
DOZENS of women have written to Pope Benedict asking if Roman Catholic priests can be allowed the occasional hand job.
A MALTESE town is to cover its famous phallic statue in a school uniform to avoid offending the Pope.