ALMOST 20 years after the end of the Cold War, it emerged last night that Russia really is evil and wants to kill everyone.
A MAN arrested by US police for the assassination of a lawnmower was a communist sympathiser who acted alone, the FBI said last night.
FORMER Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic has been forced to hand in his notice at the Belgrade video shop where has been working for the last 12 years.
IRAN was last night reassessing its decision to walk up to America and kick it squarely in the nuts.
A SHARP rise in the price of snails is forcing millions of hard-up Frenchmen to eat their own bogies.
THE Canadian Mounted Police has vowed to capture every one of the 12 million bees that escaped from an overturned truck earlier this week.
THE French army was in chaos last night after the resignation of its most senior general left it temporarily unable to retreat.
THE oil-rich state of Dubai has unveiled plans for a daring new skyscraper constructed entirely of Fanta.