GREECE is to be renamed 'Olympikenstaat' following Germany's first successful invasion of the country for more than 70 years.
THE self-help industry has air dropped thousands of books on Ethiopia so that drought victims can manifest abundance from the universe.
A NEW statue of Ronald Reagan will depict the late president forgetting one of the illegal things he did.
MICHELLE Bachmann has launched her presidential campaign with the ritual machine-gunning of a pig.
EVERYONE in Britain is to receive part of a Greek person in exchange for large amounts of cash.
POLICE in Texas are to draw up a list of certified psychic visionaries after a supernatural tip-off turned out to be a waste of time.
CHINA'S plans for world domination now include the relentless purchase of all physical assets, your total, crushing enslavement and having a sneaky peek at your email account.
DENMARK may as well have kicked your lovely old grandmother right in the teeth, it emerged last night.