International

You are with SodaStream or you are with the terrorists, says Johansson

SCARLETT Johansson has defined the modern world as a battle between SodaStream and evil.

Plenty more doves where they came from, says Pope

THE Pope has reassured the public that doves are utterly dispensable.

Ukrainian riots 'about trainers'

RIOTS in the Ukrainian capital Kiev are about trainers, it has been claimed.

Angel told nun he was really into her

AN Italian nun has given birth following a visitation from an angel who made her feel like she was the only sister in the world.

Richest 85 to buy poorest 3.5 billion

THE world's richest people will purchase half the population in a deal worth trillions, it has been confirmed.

Child labourer oblivious to concept of Blue Monday

AN 11-year-old Indian brick-kiln worker has admitted he's unaware that this is the most depressing day of the year.

Britain could miss out on crazy, pointless war with China, says important American

CUTS to Britain’s armed forces mean the country will be ‘left on the sidelines’ when America invades China.

Rest of Europe wants referendum on Britain

THE 27 member states of the European Union have demanded a referendum on whether Britain is allowed to stay in.