MICHAEL Gove is hoping Donald Trump will hire him as his 'bumbling British butler' when he becomes president, it has emerged.
THE mutant guitarist from Mad Max: Fury Road has become the latest musician to reject an offer to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration.
DONALD Trump has used his Twitter account to threaten a nuclear first strike on Iran and to promote the rich, smooth taste of Bud Ice.
DONALD Trump has eased the world's nerves with a waffling speech like a man who'd just been hit with a spanner.
SEX claims against Donald Trump are ‘lightweight’ and do not even involve a farm animal, according to Britons.
PRESIDENT-ELECT Trump has placated critics by replacing son-in-law Jared Kushner as senior adviser with his 10-year-old son, Barron Trump.
A WEEK in Vegas has become a rite of passage for tosser blokes, it has emerged.
NIGEL Farage will wear a white dress and heels to serenade Donald Trump at his presidential inauguration, it has been confirmed.