ORDINARY Americans have warned Scotland the momentous change it is being sold is total bullshit.
THE Queen is not particularly interested in Scotland because she is unable to ride it.
GORDON Brown has pledged to save Britain with an exciting timetable of parliamentary debates.
SNP leader Alex Salmond has admitted he has never been entirely sure what he means when he says ‘independence’.
WELSH schoolchildren yesterday told President Obama that ‘nato’ means ‘herpes’ in their native language.
WESTERN governments are taking too long to come up with an ill-thought out response to ISIS, it has been claimed.
FOLLOWING the deaths of the geckos on its satellite, Russia is to send more unappealing species on one-way space journeys.
AUSTRALIA has said it is willing to join bombing missions in Iraq, or anywhere else, because it loves a good fight.