International

Scotland to be covered in tinfoil

SCOTLAND is to be covered by a massive tinfoil tent because of the mind reading space lasers.

England demands English votes for French laws

ENGLISH voters have demanded the right to sort out the French once and for all.

Brigadoon vanishes for another 100 years

THE magical land of Brigadoon has melted into the Highland mist.

Salmond votes ‘No’

ALEX Salmond has voted 'No' to Scottish independence.

Andy Murray offers to fund Scottish pension system

ANDY Murray has backed Scottish independence and offered to pay the country’s state pensions when everything goes to hell.

Unst may separate from Shetland Islands

THE third largest of the Shetland Islands has threatened to launch its own bid for independence if the islands separate from an independent Scotland.

Scotland goes full Scottish

SCOTLAND’S independence referendum has finally caused the country to go full Scottish.

Salmond has worn same tie every day for seven years

ALEX Salmond has been wearing a tie covered in tiny Scottish flags for almost seven years, it has emerged.