GREECE has been fitted with explosives that will detonate if growth dips below two per cent of GDP.
IN A time of economic crisis it falls to that exemplar of nations, Germany, to explain how to be completely faultless to others.
GREECE’S former finance minister has unveiled plans to ride around on his motorbike having martial arts battles with local villains.
GREEK king of the gods Zeus has warned his mortal subjects that he is not up for any sort of confrontation with Angela Merkel.
THE Greek people are ready to give their final yes or no vote on an unknown issue that will decide their entire future.
THE Queen is not enjoying her visit to Germany, it has emerged.
GREEK debt talks have broken down after the country kept changing the subject to the new series of True Detective.
BEING on a ferry is f**king boring, a strike-hit British family has discovered.