AN independent Scotland would have border checkpoints where guards would force English tourists to squeal like pigs.
AMERICA’S National Security Agency tapped the phone calls of Yorkshire for five minutes before throwing its headphones across the room in horror.
THE Nobel committee has selected the potential winners of this year's YouTube comments prize.
THE UN has given people who don't like capitalism the option to try something else instead.
THE abandoned capital of the United States has been colonised by apes after just three days of a government shutdown.
BRITAIN cannot hear enough about the Syrian conflict and has urged the media to report it in greater detail.
TONY Blair has insisted it was the way he turned post-invasion Iraq into an utter hellhole that stopped MPs from backing war in Syria.