THE Vikings were a race of fantasy role-players who never invaded anywhere, it has emerged.
RUSSIA could not be gayer if it tried, it has been claimed.
DAVID Cameron has pledged military support to help Spain invade Gibraltar.
ISRAEL and Palestine are moving toward a peace agreement after somebody posted a picture of some dolphins on Facebook.
PARTY island Ibiza is enjoying a bumper season with over 900,000 morons flying in.
BONGOBONGOLAND last night insisted it has never received a penny in international aid.