GREECE has told the IMF to enjoy the sunshine for another 25 days until the end of everything.
TONY Blair has pledged to transform an anti-extremist organisation into ‘a brand that extremists can trust’.
FORMER deputy prime minister Nick Clegg has warned Vladimir Putin not to enter Sheffield Hallam.
NONE of the European leaders visited on David Cameron’s whistle-stop tour of Europe are letting him use the toilet.
OSAMA bin Laden was convinced that the CIA were responsible for the 9/11 attacks despite planning them himself, it has emerged.
GEORGE Galloway has blocked Barack Obama on Twitter.
SCOTLAND has agreed to repurpose Northern Britain as a new south for them to look down on.
THE last of the renegade Nazis living in a self-sufficient lunar colony has died, aged 95.