CHINA has agreed to build nuclear power stations in Britain that can be detonated from Beijing.
ENGLISH people are experiencing an unusual sense of inferiority to the Welsh, it has emerged.
THE FIRST and second world wars would never have happened if both sides had been armed, according to Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson.
PRESIDENT Obama has apparently fled the White House after realising Rupert Murdoch has seen through his deception.
BRITONS have expressed surprise after a US politician killed a goat and drank its blood without also having sex with it.
VACCINATING everyone against mental illness is the easiest and most practical way to prevent mass shootings, according to America’s gun lobby.
POPE Francis has wowed the United States Congress with a rendition of his favourite hip-hop track.
A NEW Scottish thesaurus contains almost half a million insulting racial epithets for the country's southern neighbours.