International

Bannon calls White House to ask if he left sack of wild snakes there

STEVE Bannon called the White House to see if anyone has found a sack containing wild snakes, it has been confirmed.

Trump to chew long piece of grass while holding shotgun across his shoulders

DONALD Trump is to conduct the rest of 'presidency' while balancing a shotgun across the back of his neck and chewing on a piece of grass.

How much money would it take for you to just f**k off? world asks Trump

THE global population has asked Donald Trump to name his price for f**king off and never coming back.

Davis trying to sneak old Ford Fiesta he can't shift into Brexit deal 


DAVID Davis has tried to sneak a number of things he has been trying to sell online into the Brexit deal, it has been confirmed.

I like people who shout ‘Hail Trump’, confirms Trump

DONALD Trump has clarified his position on violent white supremacists by confirming that he really likes being 'hailed'.

Trump does not know difference between international diplomacy and Wrestlemania

SENIOR White House staff are attempting to teach President Trump the difference between sensitive international diplomacy and trash-talking a Hell In A Cell opponent.

Sending a postcard the most pain-in-the-arse thing to do on holiday

MASTERING a foreign country's postal system to send two sentences to a relative ruins holidays, Britain has agreed.

Vain, petty nutjob finally meets his equal

NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-un has finally met a leader as powerful, vain, petty and intellectually limited as he is, he has confirmed.