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Romney raised by impala
MITT Romney was born in Kenya and raised by beasts, it has emerged.
Obama really hoping he loses
AFTER years of bitter political struggle, Barack Obama is secretly hoping he will lose the presidential election.
Single moron to decide outcome of US election
THE neck-and-neck 2012 US election has become a battle for the vote of one apathetic car wash attendant in Ohio.
Investment banking will fix hurricane damage, says Romney
THE devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy can only be fixed with a new wave of unregulated investment banking, Mitt Romney has claimed.
Exasperated CIA opens UFO to public
THE CIA has turned its extraterrestrial things into a tourist attraction after running out of patience.
French economy based entirely on Serge Gainsbourg back catalogue
THERE has been hardly any economic activity in France since the last Serge Gainsbourg album, it has emerged.
North Korea test-launches online pop video
THE escalating pop video war between North and South Korea could trigger nuclear conflict, it has been claimed.