A FLOTILLA of brave of volunteers will sail to Calais and then sail back with no migrants on board.
THE US dentist who killed Cecil the lion has said he would not knowingly have targeted an animal with a name.
PHOTOS from inside the White House on September 11th 2001 show Dick Cheney looking exactly as you would expect if the conspiracy theories were true.
PRESIDENT Obama has admitted to being ‘stymied by a bunch of gap-toothed, gun-loving shit-for-brains’.
AN Australian surfer has celebrated beating a shark in a fight by drinking a tin of weak, fizzy beer.
A LADS-ONLY holiday to Magaluf has been spoiled by one man’s stubborn refusal to behave like an utter twat.
GREECE has been fitted with explosives that will detonate if growth dips below two per cent of GDP.
IN A time of economic crisis it falls to that exemplar of nations, Germany, to explain how to be completely faultless to others.