International
Assad 'chuffed' he wasn't friends with Blair
SYRIA'S President Assad is now realising the full value of not being friends with Tony Blair.
Greece 'stuck between a rock and actually paying tax'
GREECE could be forced to set up some kind of tax system, the country's prime minster has admitted.
UN deadlocked over Arab-killing rights
THE United Nations Security Council remains deadlocked over which countries are allowed to exterminate Arab civilians.
William to appease Argentina with Nazi uniform
PRINCE William is to ease the growing tension with Argentina by borrowing his brother's SS uniform.
Saudi women banned from self-service check-outs
SAUDI women have been banned from using supermarket self check-outs amid fears the female voiced systems could lead to homosexuality and the extinction of virgins.
Obama attacked for not calling Republicans a bunch of dicks
PRESIDENT Obama was condemned last night for not describing his Republican opponents as total dicks.
Italian cruise captain rode moped and pinched arses on sinking ship
THE captain of the Costa Concordia abandoned his post to buzz around the
deck on a Vespa sexually harassing female passengers, it has emerged.
Cameron attacks Argentina's half-arsed colonialism
DAVID Cameron has offered to show Argentina how to swagger around in someone else's country properly.