DONALD Trump has praised the stunning beauty of a snowy, all-white New York.
BRITISH holidaymaker Stephen Malley is convinced that he is being charged a special ‘tourist price' by foreign shops.
MIGRANTS to Europe have ruined what was a perfectly-functioning near paradise, they have been told.
FOLLOWING the appointment of Sarah Palin as War, Donald Trump is still looking for an additional two horsemen before he is ready to ride.
A POPULAR ski resort is attracting working class twats rather than posh twats, it has emerged.
THE leader of North Korea has sworn to only use nuclear weapons if he is really in the mood.
POPE Francis has filled in the lengthy forms for Mother Teresa's 'miracles' to be approved by Jesus.
DONALD Trump has revealed he has had nightmares about him becoming president.