International

Trump bored now

DONALD Trump is bored of politics and wants to do something else now.

America really, really, really not ready for woman president

THE USA was so unready to have a woman as president that it would vote for literally anyone else instead, it has been confirmed.

Trump smiles, waves and starts rounding up enemies

A SMILING president-elect Donald Trump has instructed aides to ‘get them’.

Relieved Britain no longer biggest f**k-up of 2016

BRITAIN has woken up relieved to find its idiotic act of self-harm earlier this year is now a piffling historical footnote.

Of course Americans are stupid enough to do this, say experts

EXPERTS have stressed that of course America is genuinely stupid enough to elect a deranged murder clown as its president.

Trump shocked to discover women can vote

DONALD Trump is furious after discovering that women can vote in elections.

World to enjoy its last day of relative sanity 


PEOPLE around the world are deciding how to spend their last day before Donald Trump becomes US President.

Calais Jungle already turned into luxury apartments

THE refugee camp in Calais has already become luxury apartments that only footballers and bankers can afford.