the dailymash

Diana, Princess of Wales: Now flirting with Jesus

 
Princess Diana, who art in Hermes,

Chanel was thy favourite brand name.

Thy King did come.

But he fancied another one, as did you anyway.

Give us this day a flash of your smile.

And forgive us our paparazzi.

As we forgive those who paparazzi against us.

And drive us not into the side of a tunnel,

When we aren't wearing our seatbelt. Amen