LEADERS of the Roman Catholic and Anglican churches have agreed an historic deal with the government over adoption by gay couples .
 Prisoner: Cell Block H - ghastly
Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor said: "God, in his infinite grace, has delivered a solution whereby adoption rights would be granted to those homosexual couples who do not flounce around like nancy-boys but instead give the outward appearance of normal, well-balanced men who enjoy Top Gear. "Let me put it this way: For those of you familiar with the US sitcom Will & Grace, we would accept a couple like Will and Vince, his policeman boyfriend, but not Jack and one of his Puerto Rican boy-toys.
"The issue of female gayness has proved more difficult but ultimately we have decided to accept those who resemble the pert, fragrant, lipstick lesbians of The L-Word or Tipping the Velvet and not those awful, chunky, crew-cut dykes that were 10-a-penny in Prisoner: Cell Block H."
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