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DES BROWNE KIDNAPPED BY THE DAILY MAIL |
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Defence Secretary Des Browne was said to be 'safe and well' after he was seized late last night by executives from the Daily Mail.
 Browne: Regretting it now, probably
The Daily Mail issued a statement saying the British government was to blame for Browne's "arrest" and that he would be tried before a "council of judgment" which would include some the paper's most radical clerics. If found guilty Browne would then be sentenced by the Daily Mails' Supreme Spiritual Leader Paul Ahmedacrejad.
MoD officials have expressed concerns that the minister will be undergoing 'mental torture' and 'brainwashing'. Typical Daily Mail methods include 12 hours of recitals from Peter MacKay and Melanie Phillips follwed by an episode of All Creatures Great and Small.
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