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IDIOTS TO WASTE TWO MORE YEARS AT SCHOOL |
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THE age at which idiots can leave school without any qualifications is to be raised from 16 to 18, the Government announced last night.
 'God, I hate teachers,' said Balls
Teaching unions have welcomed the initiative describing the idea of forcing aggressive sociopaths to carry on attending an educational establishment which had already failed them as “a stroke of genius”.
Ed Balls, the schools secretary, said: “After 11 years of full-time education the vast majority of children in Britain are unable to spell their own name or go to the toilet unaided.
“They can’t write, do multiplication or long division or speak in a language any adult can understand.
“Let's keep them locked in this disastrous environment until we can subdue them no longer.”
Bill McKay, head teacher at Dundee Academy, said that he was looking forward to carrying on teaching the most useless pupils but only because he was a “twisted psychopath”.
He said: “The only way we can keep order round here at the moment is with liberal use of the cattle prod. If this goes through I’m going to need sandbags, mace and tasers. Lots of tasers.”
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