A NATIONAL holiday to celebrate the traditional British mistrust of foreigners is being proposed by the government.
Alf Garnett made me want to have babies, said Kelly
Communities Secretary Ruth Kelly said the holiday would fall on 22 July, the anniversary of the first episode of Till Death us Do Part, when Britain's most lovable racist entered the nation's hearts.
Kelly said: "Mistrust of all things foreign pervades every corner of our national life and it's about time the Labour Party used that to its political advantage.
"We must unleash Britain's overblown sense of national pride and spend the day making people of Asian, African, West Indian, European, South American and Antarctic origin feel thoroughly unwelcome."
Kelly also said immigrants would have the chance to "earn" British citizenship, "by working as a minimum-wage nanny for, let's say, a busy Labour cabinet minister who has a lot of kids".
Mother-of-four Kelly added: "We need to rediscover what we have in common: Hatred of Spaniards, Frenchman, Indians, Argentinians, Germans, Italians, Chinese, Koreans, Filipinos and Brazilians.
"We need to remind ourselves constantly that other countries are hellholes that have achieved nothing and that Britain is, and always will be, a country of Christian superbeings.
"By the way, I heard that David Cameron's great grandfather was a Belgian."
Christopher Walken remembers the 1982 World Snooker Championships
DIDDLY-dee! diddily-dee! That’s the sound the wheels on a train make – diddly-dee! diddly-dee! I hate that noise, I hate it almost as much as I do Adam Sandler movies, so I pulled the emergency chord above my head, bringing the 12.57 from King’s Cross to Sheffield, shuddering to a halt.
