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| SARKOZY CUTS LUNCH BREAKS TO EIGHT HOURS |
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FRENCH president-in-waiting Nicolas Sarkozy yesterday unveiled his radical plans for a social revolution in France including a cut in the lunch break from nine to eight hours.  From next year lunch in France will be slightly smaller than this Wine consumption by workers with their afternoon meal will be limited to one bottle per person, although there will be no restriction on champagne. As a result, Mr Sarkozy said, the working day in France will be increased from the current three hours to three-and-a-half. Mr Sarkozy wasted no time in jetting off on holiday after winning the election saying he would be back to sort out France after a nice long break. His spokesman said: “Nicolas has been campaigning sometimes two or three days a week, often for over an hour at a time, and frankly is exhausted. “He needs a few months on the beach to recharge his batteries, but after that he is determined to get France back on its feet and back to work.” Other changes proposed by Sarkozy include limiting public sector workers to a maximum of 26 strikes a year, none of which must last longer than two weeks, or 'une fortnight', whichever is the shortest. Showering is also to be increased in frequency from once a month to once a fortnight to combat the nation’s reputation as the Smelly Man of Europe. All French armoured vehicles are to be fitted with four forward gears and one backward, a complete reversal of the current ratio. The wave of radical reforms is expected to meet little resistance from the French who are too busy eating lunch to complain. |
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