A GOOD-LOOKING woman from a nice family has inexplicably failed to produce a cookery book.
THE shady figure who sold Myleene Klass a Catford garage for £2 million is refusing to discuss the deal.
A MAN in his thirties has expressed dismay at having to pretend to like 90s shoegaze band Ride for the second time.
THE UK’s last working porn-getter has retired.
BUSINESSES have warned they will be forced to start fining customers who complain.
A NEW Cold War could result in hundreds of incomprehensible spy novels, experts have warned.
THE word 'arm' has been deleted from the Oxford English Dictionary to accommodate 'vape'.
A SEAL has confirmed that he would be open to dating other types of animal if the chemistry was right.