A GROWN man has revealed that he is still too cool to put both of his bag straps over both shoulders when out in public.
A MIDDLE-AGED married couple have admitted that David Bowie was their first mutual crush.
UNSUCCESSFUL Lotto players have complained about the arbitrary way the numbers are drawn.
A MAN who met The Strokes nearly 14 years ago still brings it up at the slightest opportunity.
THE UK has happily accepted new drinking guidelines of 14 units a week because it has no idea what that means.
THE last man in the UK to describe sexual intercourse as 'having it off' has died, aged 78.
GCSE COURSEWORK dates are to be moved to allow pupils enough time to eat all their Easter eggs.
BRITAIN’S offices have ground to a halt after workers discovered a live video feed of a discarded crisp packet lying in a street.