THE heatwave currently hitting Britain has led to a huge rise in people moaning about it.
TRIDENT is useless apart from making the Labour party look like pacifist weirdoes, one of Britain’s top generals has warned.
BRITAIN is almost at the stage where it could imagine feeling pity instead of visceral loathing for Kelvin McKenzie.
THE vast majority of the UK’s ‘banter’ fails to meet basic levels of pithiness, experts have revealed.
THERESA May has launched a brutal crackdown on people who steal toilet rolls from their employers.
THE Church of England is attempting to attract younger people with a new version of the Bible which includes Pokemon.
EVERYONE has remembered how good The Lion King is.
WORKING class families are now eating Vienetta for dessert, it has been revealed.