A WOMAN has ventured outside without moisturising her face, it has been confirmed.
LETTING agents charge a lot because it takes years of training to master printing out a contract, it has been claimed.
LABOUR'S Momentum Kids are to get a TV show about their anti-capitalist adventures.
THERESA May has persuaded US business leaders not to ignore the UK by begging pathetically.
SOME knobheads have strongly objected to some bullshit, it has emerged.
PIPPA Middleton has confirmed plans to destroy the aristocracy from within.
A MAN believes he has captivated the room with a tedious story about how great he is.
DRINKERS have demanded a cure for the weird and aggressive personality that seems to take over when they are extremely pissed.