JESUS has returned to earth with a plan to save Top Gear even if it means dying in the process.
A CAT owner believes her pet discriminates between different flavours of meat chunks.
A MAN whose GPS sports watch automatically uploads his run times to Facebook has claimed he didn’t know it was happening.
A MAN has called in sick today so he can properly enjoy the mountain of roast lamb and vegetables in his fridge.
ORDINARY workers are torn over whether they would prefer being exploited by corporations inside or outside of the European Union.
YOUR shallow, self-absorbed and unhappy guide to attending a profit-led music festival.
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A WOMAN has unveiled her new middle class status by eating crisps from a bowl.