ONLINE pornography must have detailed historical settings, according to new government guidelines.
AMERICA’S National Security Agency tapped the phone calls of Yorkshire for five minutes before throwing its headphones across the room in horror.
FUN for adults is a myth, it has emerged.
THE makers of EastEnders are willing to incorporate any viewer suggestions, however absurd or immoral.
BRITONS are increasingly getting sexual gratification from complaining about train travel.
THE government is calling for a consensus on pretending a new high speed rail link will not be a gigantic waste of money.
BLASTING leaves with a handheld air cannon is surprisingly frustrating, it has been claimed.
THE headteacher of a free school has denied it over-emphasises superpowers.