GROWN-UP woman Emma Bradford believes her cat can see the spirits of the dead.
BOOKIES have announced that Daniel Craig is odds on to become the first white actor to portray John Shaft.
MEN’S penises are either porn-style monstrosities or minuscule sources of amusement, it has emerged.
A MASS grave beneath Paris contains the bones of foreigners who starved while attempting to summon a waiter, it has emerged.
THE influx of hipsters to East London has resulted in a new hybrid species, scientists have announced.
A 42-YEAR-OLD man has been named as the UK's new lowest common denominator.
THE wedding of actor Danny Dyer will end with his wife being kidnapped by rival gangsters, it has been confirmed.
THE police raid on Sir Cliff Richard’s house has inspired him to write yet another mawkish dirge.