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Could we be owned by normal people? ask cats

CATS have asked for a change in policy so they can be owned by people who are not weird.

Pretty much everything a threat to global security

SCOTTISH independence, ISIS, the Ebola virus and the performance of Chetna on The Great British Bake-Off are all significant risks to global security.

Cara Delevingne to play Margo in movie version of The Good Life

SUPERMODEL Cara Delevingne will play Margo Leadbetter in a big budget drama about the dark side of suburban self-sufficiency.

Crimewatch celebrates 30 years of nightmares

BBC CRIMEWATCH is celebrating 30 years of forcing its way into the homes of ordinary people and giving them nightmares.

Scotland goes full Scottish

SCOTLAND’S independence referendum has finally caused the country to go full Scottish.

Microsoft buys Minecraft to find out what it is

MICROSOFT has paid $2.5 billion for computer game Minecraft to see what it does.

Man not sure if Big Issue seller was being arsey

A MAN has revealed he has no idea if his usual Big Issue seller was being sarcastic with him.

Huge success for Bring a Virus to Work Day

THE second annual Bring A Virus To Work Day has seen more than 19.5m new infections across the UK.