THE reinvention of Matthew McConaughey's acting career has entered a period of philosophic upheaval and rational, scientific debate.
A LOCAL newsagent has an astounding array of pornographic magazines, it has emerged.
OLD white men are to behave as they please unless it affects other old white men.
THE machine from Florence + the Machine is getting tired of doing all the work, it has revealed.
THE Welsh tourist agency has been promoting the country with images of tropical beaches and the Taj Mahal.
AN arts twat claims to have curated a cup of tea by adding milk and sugar.
TWO close female friends claim to look almost identical despite this obviously not being the case.
COMPANIES are using psychometric tests to distinguish between liars and people who are too stupid to lie.