BRITAIN is studiously ignoring the term ‘spornosexual’ in the hope that it won’t become a real thing.
THE Bank of England has been given special powers to put fancy hats on the top of huge home loans that will destroy the economy.
ANGELINA Jolie and Brad Pitt were last night forced to tell William Hague they planned to spend the evening alone.
CHILDREN are celebrating Father’s Day with gifts that admit their dads are deeply flawed people who are trying their best.
THE producers of the new Star Wars film admit they have no idea how long it takes a 71 year-old man to recover from a broken ankle.
DAVID Cameron has tasked investigators to look into increased sightings of unemployed people.
THE 1982 Atari video game ET: The Extra-Terrestrial is to be made into a live-action film.
INTERNET giant Amazon is no longer selling any products following disputes with every publisher, film producer, record label and mop manufacturer in the world.