THE Dalai Lama is looking forward to his weekend at the anti-capitalist Glastonbury Festival where organic burgers are just £12.
THE Dursley family despised Harry Potter because he was a snotty brat who reckoned he was God's gift to magic, it has emerged.
BUS drivers have admitted that, despite their cheerful, happy-go-lucky demeanours, they do not actually enjoy their work.
BEING on a ferry is f**king boring, a strike-hit British family has discovered.
A MANAGER is under the impression that outside of work he somehow stops being a prick.
MOST characters in The Dukes of Hazzard were members of the Ku Klux Klan, Bo and Luke Duke have revealed.
GOOD Morning Britain presenter Susanna Reid has a doner kebab at 7am every morning, it has been confirmed.
A HOUSE music DJ and producer has been granted legendary status after not being very good for over twenty years.