DONALD Trump has nearly worn out the large fake red button that the CIA told him would set off nuclear weapons.
THE new editor of British Vogue intends to make it the number one magazine for air rifles and carp fishing, he has announced.
PIERS Morgan is currently the frontrunner in a new TV competition to find Britain’s biggest twat.
THE construction of a 2,000-mile long border wall that will ensure Mexico survives the total implosion of America begins today.
LONDON is now smothering its residents literally as well as metaphorically.
THE new Resident Evil game is a nerve-jangling journey into the terrifying world of Michael Gove, it has emerged.
A MAN’S friends are sick of him telling them about money-making schemes that are either fatally flawed or already exist.
JUST one month ago you had already downed several glasses of Prosecco by this time, it has been confirmed.