A FORMER 007 has claimed that Jeremy Corbyn does not have what it takes to fight the evil forces of SMERSH.
RAIL companies have devised an incomprehensible new fare structure, specially for women.
TAXI drivers and men on bikes are almost at the point where they will stop disguising their lust as loathing.
BENEDICT Cumberbatch’s mother last night praised her son’s Hamlet saying it was ‘a million times better than that shit he did Star Trek’.
BEING petty in the work place is the main reason people go to work in the morning.
LONDON will only be able to let people in again once someone has left, officials have warned.
IAIN Duncan Smith has invited the first visitors to the island theme park based on his vision of the perfect society.
A NEW Tinder-style phone app is helping people find compatible daytime drinking partners.