AN idealistic young spammer has become increasingly disillusioned with his profession.
GOING to school is largely a waste of time, according to experts.
BENEDICT Cumberbatch has been confirmed to play football pundit Alan Hansen in a forthcoming biopic.
THOUSANDS of Britons have been maimed after buying hawks on a whim, it has emerged.
THE new horror-themed trailer for EastEnders marks a permanent change of direction for the show, the BBC has announced.
RAIL bosses have given up trying to control their trains and have set them free to roam wild.
MOTHER of three Nikki Hollis was given £10 by a stranger to leave her local pub and take her kids with her.
COMFORTABLY-OFF socialists in the UK have expressed concern that Alexis Tsipras appears to live without lots of nice things.