GETTING workers to stand up until their legs hurt can help them to know their place, according to bosses.
HEDGEHOGS in London have survived by emulating the rude, pushy behaviour of their human counterparts.
GOING for a long, relaxing hot bath will do nothing whatsoever about any of your problems, Britain has been told.
JESUS has returned as a sawfish, spreading his gospel and digging out crustaceans.
SCIENCE is basically evil despite things like cancer treatment, according to most middle class people.
A 29-YEAR-OLD man has been left unable to do anything because he fears any activity could be deemed ‘hipsterish’.
CHILD benefit will only be given to families whose children resemble the 1950s youngsters in Ladybird books.
THE performing dog that won Britain’s Got Talent has described how his work grapples with complex themes such as the illusory nature of reality.