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The McConaissance gives way to the McAge of Enlightenment

THE reinvention of Matthew McConaughey's acting career has entered a period of philosophic upheaval and rational, scientific debate.

Local newsagent has spectacular amount of pornography

A LOCAL newsagent has an astounding array of pornographic magazines, it has emerged.

Old white men to be able to do whatever they like

OLD white men are to behave as they please unless it affects other old white men.

Machine getting sick of carrying Florence

THE machine from Florence + the Machine is getting tired of doing all the work, it has revealed.

Welsh tourist board clearly using pictures of other places

THE Welsh tourist agency has been promoting the country with images of tropical beaches and the Taj Mahal.

Tossers ‘curating’ everything

AN arts twat claims to have curated a cup of tea by adding milk and sugar.

Annoying women claim to look alike

TWO close female friends claim to look almost identical despite this obviously not being the case.

Employers using psychometric tests to separate liars from morons

COMPANIES are using psychometric tests to distinguish between liars and people who are too stupid to lie.