ARGENTINIAN motoring show Marcha Mas has left outrage in its wake on a trip to the UK.
ONLY animals go to Heaven, it has emerged.
IT is quite simple, there is a list of gits and you vote for one.
BRITAIN'S national character now includes the belief that everything is an evil conspiracy.
MIKE Read has been denounced by UKIP supporters old enough to remember Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
THE British Medical Association has admitted that doctors have not been trained in ‘brain stuff’.
A SPECIALIST soft play centre for hard evil kids has opened near Swindon.
A TIME capsule containing the Ebola virus, a bent iPhone 6 and a UKIP manifesto has been buried as a warning to future humans.