38-YEAR-OLD Tom Booker has decided at keep his rave ‘tape packs’ despite being an adult with responsibilities.
ALL Londoners are taking part in paid medical trials so that they can afford to continue living there, it has been confirmed.
A REVOLUTIONARY new type of plastic surgery does not make people look worse than they did before.
RICHARD Dawkins has ditched his atheism campaign in favour of restoring Norton motorbikes.
ANYONE with an opinion about Madonna’s behaviour is playing into the hands of society’s evil puppet masters, it has been claimed.
CAT are incredibly keen on high temperatures despite having thick pelts, it has emerged.
A WOMAN has given birth to a baby obsessed with social media engagement and brand awareness.
ANYONE considering getting a car now has to pay the DVLA from the moment it crosses their mind.