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England demands English votes for French laws

ENGLISH voters have demanded the right to sort out the French once and for all.

NASA to send silverback gorillas into space

AMERICA'S new series of space missions will be manned by silverback gorillas.

OKCupid profile clearly copied from LinkedIn

SINGLETON Tom Booker has filled in his online dating profile with information about his professional skills and employment history.

Earth hates Sting

PLANET Earth has confirmed that it really does not like Sting.

Office joker spends three hours a night running material

OFFICE joker Stephen Malley has admitted his seemingly spontaneous workplace quips are rigorously workshopped.

UK spared idiotic flag with a dragon on it

THE UK has been spared the prospect of a flag that looks like a tattoo on a cretin.

Brigadoon vanishes for another 100 years

THE magical land of Brigadoon has melted into the Highland mist.

Internet argument won by making things up

INTERNET debates can be won by simply inventing evidence, it has been confirmed.