AN acoustic guitar in the corner of a living room has never been played and is irrevocably out of tune, it has been revealed.
PEOPLE trying yoga for the first time have discovered its unique combination of tedium and extreme physical discomfort.
ALL forms of internet communication will become as obsolete as saying '10-4, good buddy', your Dad has confirmed.
PEOPLE are continuing to place too much emphasis on stupid opinion about things that are not important.
FATHERS across Britain are looking forward to Sunday when a year of parenting finally pays dividends.
A RE-OPENED theme park is promising visitors a wondrous and deeply unsettling experience.
MORE than two-thirds of Britons have admitted they would quietly condone militant Islamism if it bought the house next door.
GREECE leaving the euro could cause a continent-wide depression and stop Britons getting the exact beer they want on holiday, it has emerged.