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BBC dumped Tories in 1996

THE BBC has told the Conservative Party to get over that time they dated back in 1996.

Married friends pretending to feel sorry for divorced man

THE married friends of a recently divorced man are trying very hard to sound like they feel sorry for him, it has emerged.

Man defeats Mark Zuckerberg to become first person to complete Facebook

A MAN has become the first person to complete Facebook after defeating 'end boss' Mark Zuckerberg, it has emerged.

What a great song, Stone Roses fan tells himself

A FAN of The Stone Roses has lied to himself and friends by saying how much he loves the band’s new single All For One.

If you touch CBeebies we will destroy you, parents warn government

PARENTS of children under six have warned the government that if it lays a finger on CBeebies they will burn Westminster down.

Friend lost to aspirational bullshit

FRIENDS of 28-year-old Julian Cook fear they have lost him forever after he embraced aspirational bullshit.

Bird worried nest looks pretty lame

A BIRD is sceptical that a flimsy construction of twigs and mud is suitable to live in, he has admitted.

Male receptionist sent home for not wearing codpiece

A RECEPTIONIST at a leading City firm has been sent home without pay for refusing to wear a jewelled leather codpiece.