COMFORTABLY-OFF socialists in the UK have expressed concern that Alexis Tsipras appears to live without lots of nice things.
PEOPLE under 30 are to be banned from achieving any kind of success.
THE trend for sharing a rented room with a complete stranger has been welcomed by people who have no friends due to their weird personalities.
PAUL McCartney has become the first artist to irritate three generations of music fans after appearing on Rihanna's new single.
LONDON is now officially sponsored by its cocaine dealers.
GREEK voters have defied expectation by choosing not to be beaten like cringing dogs for the next five years.
HAVING an innovative multimedia CV makes you stand out from the pack as a particularly tedious person, according to employers.
ADRIAN Chiles has been dropped from ITV's football coverage after admitting he is undergoing a series of operations to become a badger.