DECEASED musician Lou Reed has moved into the area of Heaven where there is heroin and transsexual hookers.
MUSICIANS are hurling touchscreen devices from hotel room windows as televisions are no longer part of the zeitgeist.
EACH household in Britain will be given a thing to be absolutely terrified about.
THE nation is to be plunged into darkness because of about a dozen people who still deliver milk or grow things.
BRITAIN'S retired people are producing overwhelming amounts of poor quality artwork, experts have warned.
A DELIGHTFULLY cute crime spree was inspired by the Playstation game Little Big Planet, a court has heard.
A COMPLETE list of your future master's newly-appointed guardians.
THE heir to the throne thinks Christianity is a load of nonsense, it has emerged.