SCANDINAVIAN drama The Bridge is being ruined by the English subtitles, Guardian readers have claimed.
FEMALE scientists have unearthed a swarthy, blue-eyed Mesolithic hunter they believe was the first hot man.
PROVINCIAL cities have hailed the capital’s boom in knobhead jobs as the best thing that's ever happened to them.
THE Queen is to offer bed and breakfast accommodation so that she can continue living in Buckingham Palace.
THE Pope has reassured the public that doves are utterly dispensable.
CHART sensation Adele has been given a Grammy for not releasing an album in 2013.
MEN who believe they are alpha males are deluded, it has emerged.
RIOTS in the Ukrainian capital Kiev are about trainers, it has been claimed.