CHINA has agreed to build nuclear power stations in Britain that can be detonated from Beijing.
A CAT has refused to eat a slightly cheaper brand of catfood, despite having recently eaten a rat.
A MAN has convinced himself he is a high-powered business leader by doing some work on a train.
THE government has confirmed there is absolutely nothing it can do to save the non-London-based steel industry.
RESEARCHERS have uncovered a direct link between contentment and thickness.
JJ ABRAMS has confirmed that the new unbearable Star Wars gimmick character is a jelly-like thing called Spunko Bo.
A BRAVE dog has prevented its owner from talking to a possible romantic partner.
A 21-YEAR-OLD ‘lad’ is all about banter, booze and crying himself to sleep every night over his best friend Robert.