THE UK has declared itself just about ready to eat and drink everything it wants while awarding itself expensive gifts.
A MAN has borrowed a DVD from his friend knowing full well he will never return it.
DRINKING alone does not deserve its bad reputation, according to solo drinkers already on their second bottle of wine.
MEN are arguing that every action movie made in the 1980s is a heartwarming seasonal film, not just Die Hard.
POPE Francis has filled in the lengthy forms for Mother Teresa's 'miracles' to be approved by Jesus.
BRITAIN has been ordered to look at this delightful photograph and thank the Royal Family for existing.
BRITAIN is anxiously awaiting David Cameron’s attempt to ingratiate himself with a Star Wars reference.
THE Met Office has warned that anyone exposed to today's 'blood rain' will turn into a goth.