A NEW TV remote has no buttons that completely fuck up the television.
THE winner of this year’s Apprentice will fill in Lord Sugar’s job applications while he watches daytime TV, the BBC has admitted.
DIVORCE lawyers are making unsolicited calls to ask if you have suffered a marriage, relationship or children that are not your fault.
DAVID Cameron has told British tourists to recoup the UK’s £2 billion EU surcharge by stealing things from continental hotels.
ANY business which claims to be successful is covering up a huge hole in its accounts, analysts have confirmed.
SOUP is continuing to insist it is a main course despite barely functioning as a starter.
ANYONE asked to undertake unpaid work can exchange Facebook ‘likes’ for food under a new government initiative.
ARGENTINIAN motoring show Marcha Mas has left outrage in its wake on a trip to the UK.