NOT socialising is preferable to hanging out with annoying people, it has been claimed.
A 12-foot Burmese python blamed for cat disappearances has been hailed as a hero by mice and rabbits.
BRITAIN’S currency has denounced its home country and has asked to be adopted by France.
FACEBOOK addict Wayne Hayes has become so reliant on the site that he communicates entirely in leading statements.
PETER Jackon's The Hobbit trilogy was based on 80s fantasy film Willow, it has been claimed.
A DESIRE to read tawdry articles about health may be a sign that your brain is not working properly, doctors have warned.
DELIBERATELY antagonistic people are claiming to prefer the wet weather just to provoke arguments.
POLICE community support officer Tom Booker has warned some kids that he can get the real police onto them.