THE Guardian has published a guide to cooking quick, but delicious crystal meth for a casual Friday night get-together.
A NEW BBC Scotland channel will show English period dramas with voiceovers from Scottish people calling everyone ‘bawbags’.
THE White House has confirmed that President Donald Trump is on glue.
THE BBC is to intensify its war on Scotland by giving Europe’s unhealthiest population more television to watch.
EVEN funny stories about a fat man eating a pie now end in the ruination of everyone involved, it has been confirmed.
A woman has developed feelings for a device that is more attentive and useful than her boyfriend, it has emerged.
FIRST-TIME parents have expressed their gratitude for the deluge of completely incompatible, hysterical advice.
A WOMAN who keeps voting for Conservative governments cannot understand why her local services are terrible.