THE people buying and eating dairy-free cheese need to give it up, it has been confirmed.
FRIENDS of a middle-class mother of two are concerned at her increasingly extreme pro-John Lewis views.
DONALD Trump is in fine, thin-crust-loving shape, according to Dr Oetker.
COMPULSORY military service has been brought back for young people who have a large following on YouTube.
THE government has approved the building of a nuclear power station at Hinkley Point because if anything should go wrong it only affects Bristol.
IDIOTS on Facebook are beginning to realise that memories are not only made by happy occasions but painful and humiliating ones.
THE lack of any ‘Brexit effect’ in employment, the stock market and the wider UK economy proves that Brexit is yet to take place, say experts.
DAVID Cameron is planning to go to the pub tonight with Jamie Oliver and that cheese twat from Blur, Britons have been warned.