A FRIEND from London has asked you to let her know by this afternoon if you are free for a drink in April.
TWO hot, incredibly annoying posh girls have unveiled the latest bullshit fad diet.
DONALD Trump has started his day by idly crossing off countries on a map of the world.
A MAN on Facebook has decided to not wish happy birthday to someone he only kind of knows.
THE stars-and-stripes is switching colour scheme to orange, purple and white to match President Trump’s facial colouring.
DONALD Trump has confirmed that the next four years are going to be as fucked up as his campaign.
POLICE in Bristol have tasered the founder of their own race relations group after he suggested they treat black people with respect.
THE final footage for a grainy, event-packed pre-apocalypse montage will be filmed at the Capitol in Washington DC at 5pm today.