A TRUMP supporter has voted to make the government stop ignoring him and completely screw him over instead.
MARIJUANA is now legal in 28 states of the US to help them through every difficult day of the next four years.
THE election of Donald Trump was inevitable and obvious, according to some smug, smart-arsed twat.
BARACK Obama has admitted he was born in Kenya and 'you can all go fuck yourselves'.
DONALD Trump is bored of politics and wants to do something else now.
MEN who love the films of Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal are responsible for Trump’s election victory, it has emerged.
THE USA was so unready to have a woman as president that it would vote for literally anyone else instead, it has been confirmed.
A SMILING president-elect Donald Trump has instructed aides to ‘get them’.