AN ANT who fervently supports the monarchy was disgusted by his treatment at the Queen’s picnic lunch, he has revealed.
PEOPLE of different races, creeds and sexual orientations all think Donald Trump is a f**ker, it has emerged.
FEMALE body hair is a massive turn-off for virgins, shallow narcissists and picky twats, it has emerged.
A MOTHER has finally got around to finishing reading her now grown-up daughter’s teenage diaries.
EVERY single BBC employee has travelled to France to ensure the best possible coverage of Euro 2016.
THE driver of a mobile library is playing the chimes of an ice-cream van on his rounds as the perfect way to upset children, he has confirmed.
A WOMAN who dreamed that her partner was having an affair with her best friend has remained absolutely furious about it for the whole day.
A MAN has expressed joy at finally being old enough to go for a pint alone and not have anyone question him about it.
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