BEER has reached a level of insane deliciousness, it has been confirmed.
52 per cent of the UK does not believe the moon landings happened, and that is not the first time that number has made headlines recently.
THE pasty people of Britain have just two days to expose their bodies to enough sunlight to last for the other 363 days.
BRITAIN’S reduced economic growth forecast means the whole concept is probably bollocks, Brexit supporters have explained.
THE UK’s weather has reassured anxious parents it will return to raining solidly for their upcoming fortnight away.
A SUPERMARKET chain has apologised after exposing its customers to a book that was not an action thriller or idiotic historical romance.
A MAN who works from home has reiterated for the eighth time today that he is not sitting in the garden.
THE heatwave currently hitting Britain has led to a huge rise in people moaning about it.