BRITAIN'S middle-aged people simply cannot get enough of leather smartphone cases.
THE Great British Bake Off final will see 300 venomous snakes released into the kitchen during the technical challenge.
BRITISH branches of Tesco throw away a fiver’s worth of alcohol every year, they have confirmed.
DAVID Cameron is to reduce energy prices by giving every household a lump of radioactive material.
LONDON homes are being bought up by galactic emperors after becoming unaffordable to humans.
BEHAVING as if you're going to die tomorrow will lead to humiliating and possibly deadly situations, experts have warned.
THE memoir of pop singer Morrissey has revealed his voracious appetite for lager and fighting.
NERDS have asked well-meaning relatives not to give them the new Malcolm Gladwell book for Christmas.