JAMIE Oliver has appealed for the safe return of his favourite herbs after a break-in at his North London home.
A TENANT in a London flat has been evicted for attempting to pay the same amount in rent for two consecutive months.
THE volume of drawings created by children will bury Britain by 2020 unless urgent action is taken, environmentalists have warned.
ENGLISH people are experiencing an unusual sense of inferiority to the Welsh, it has emerged.
TRAFFIC lights are stopping ambitious drivers reaching the speeds they aspire to, it has been claimed.
CHILDREN look weird in school photographs because of their evil natures, it has emerged.
WOMEN are facing pressure to have at least one baby dragon coiled on their bare shoulders, it has been claimed.
A MAN is attempting to get a large, high-tech bicycle on a small, crowded train.