MICK Jagger is responsible for 20 percent of all human births, say researchers.
THE secret to living a long, happy life is to be nasty, unintelligent or a combination of the two, research has found.
THE Daily Mail has published the names of all 3,363 Sleaford Labour voters as part of its ongoing catalogue of enemies of the people.
SAUDI Arabia has welcomed Theresa May’s decision to criticise Boris Johnson on the basis that she must have cleared it with her husband.
A MAN has instantly regretted taking an Ecstasy pill at his work Christmas party, it has emerged.
STREAMING service Netflix has launched a new drama about some people who do a job.
ARTICLE 50 is set to be the name of some weird experimental band in the year 2076, long after anyone remembers what it meant.
BREXITERS believe the weird local grievances that made them vote Leave will be addressed in the government’s plans.