VLADIMIR Putin sightings have surged in the last 48 hours.
CAPITALISM collapsed this morning, following the unveiling of Muse's incendiary new album cover.
A NEW volcanic island has emerged from the Pacific Ocean that looks like Russian president Vladimir Putin.
EVERY member of staff at Southeastern Railways only started today and so is, sadly, unable to help you.
YOUR mother deserves a £14,095 five-door Yaris Icon, Toyota has suggested.
DISNEY has unveiled plans to stop children watching Frozen 24 hours a day by making Frozen 2.
PEOPLE across the UK are continuing to sign petitions as if they make any difference to anyone.
DEATH has been told it is not allowed to take Sir Terry Pratchett until an investigation is held.