A SELF-STYLED ’nerd’ is unable to fix computers, he has confirmed.
RESEARCHERS have discovered the pure atomic essence of stupidity.
THE Massacre of the Innocents by Jacopo Tintoretto has gone viral after people noticed its similarity to a night on the tiles in Northern England.
MARK Zuckerberg has unveiled a robot servant that will continually reassure him he is not obscenely rich.
A SON has toppled his father as head of the family after eating more than him over the festive season.
AN UBER driver has still not managed to complete a journey which began in the early hours of 2016.
BRITAIN'S workers have returned to staring purposefully at their screens for eight hours.
FOURTEEN people have been injured by a man's attempt to wrap Christmas presents.