THE Brian Cox of Earth-161 has confirmed that the multiverse is real and our Brian Cox is a loser.
APPLE has admitted its new iPhone will bend if you are determined to bend it.
WILD pony Tom Logan has revealed ambitions other than becoming pie filling.
BRITAIN has launched a series of no-nonsense, testosterone-fuelled infographics against ISIS.
BRITAIN is celebrating that special day when you only work the hours you are paid to work.
THE forthcoming all-night London Underground services will be even scarier than night buses, according to Boris Johnson.
SIXTY per cent of Tesco stores are roofless wrecks inhabited by tribes of feral monkeys, auditors have found.
HER Majesty the Queen has the sexual energy of a young Michelle Pfeiffer, it has been confirmed.