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I wasn't stuck in anything, says Cameron sheep
A SHEEP has claimed that David Cameron was doing something other than rescuing it.
Iain Duncan Smith's £53 a week diary
Wednesday: Woke up to see a big dog on pavement. Remained indoors.
Are you being persecuted?
The Daily Mash presents a simple questionnaire to help you work out how persecuted you are.
Stones and Glastonbury 'the same thing'
THE Rolling Stones will add nothing to the Glastonbury Festival because the two things are basically the same, experts have confirmed.
Boney M chronicle life of Berezovsky
BONEY M have penned a catchy biographical pop hit about Boris Beresovsky.
Britain to worship massive baby
THE birth of a 15-and-a-half pound baby heralds a golden age of plenty.
Supreme Court to rule on eating shellfish
THE US Supreme Court is debating whether America should follow Biblical laws on eating shellfish.