A SHEEP has claimed that David Cameron was doing something other than rescuing it.
Wednesday: Woke up to see a big dog on pavement. Remained indoors.
The Daily Mash presents a simple questionnaire to help you work out how persecuted you are.
THE Rolling Stones will add nothing to the Glastonbury Festival because the two things are basically the same, experts have confirmed.
BONEY M have penned a catchy biographical pop hit about Boris Beresovsky.
THE birth of a 15-and-a-half pound baby heralds a golden age of plenty.
THE US Supreme Court is debating whether America should follow Biblical laws on eating shellfish.