CASHOLOGISTS have argued that tax havens offer the last unspoiled refuge for untamed profits.
INTERNET users have been confused by a maths question from a children’s exam because they are as thick as shit.
A FATHER who was unable to attract women in his youth is having to advise his son about relationships, it has emerged.
THE Bank of Mum and Dad is run by total bastards just like all banks, it has emerged.
WHEN British people celebrate things they usually end up in hospital, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN’S rock climbers had a satisfying weekend of fear and physical discomfort, they have announced.
A VEGAN casually mentions her dietary preferences in roughly 50 per cent of the things she says, it has emerged.
WILDLIFE species have criticised David Attenborough as a maker of mind-numbing reality television obsessed with chimp family disputes.