Britons spending typical Sunday giving £200,000 to their children

PARENTS across Britain are enjoying a traditional Sunday giving six-figure sums to their offspring.

Woman admits her ‘guilty pleasure’ is masturbation

A WOMAN has admitted her ‘guilty pleasure’ is not Hollyoaks, Curly Wurlys or the music of Neil Diamond but masturbation.

It was 'Adam and Steve' all along, confirms Pope

CLOSE examination of the Bible has revealed  it was 'Adam and Steve' in the Garden of Eden the whole time.

Star Wars trailer heralds start of nerd mating season

THE mating season for nerds has begun early with the release of the trailer for Star Wars: Rogue One.

Most popular baby names now just random jumbles of letters

THE trend for original baby names has led parents to use random sequences of letters like Lllrdwnnq.

Britons to read every word of EU booklet before moving on to Capital One invitation

BRITONS are to painstakingly peruse the Government’s 14-page pro-EU booklet before doing the same with their latest letter from Capital One.

Woman who greets Northerners by saying ‘Ay oop!’ thinks they like it

A WOMAN believes her pretend Yorkshire accent amuses her Northern workmates, it has emerged.

IKEA bags suggested as affordable housing alternative

A LARGE hard-wearing IKEA bag could comfortably house a family of four, a government think tank has claimed.