PARENTS across Britain are enjoying a traditional Sunday giving six-figure sums to their offspring.
A WOMAN has admitted her ‘guilty pleasure’ is not Hollyoaks, Curly Wurlys or the music of Neil Diamond but masturbation.
CLOSE examination of the Bible has revealed it was 'Adam and Steve' in the Garden of Eden the whole time.
THE mating season for nerds has begun early with the release of the trailer for Star Wars: Rogue One.
THE trend for original baby names has led parents to use random sequences of letters like Lllrdwnnq.
BRITONS are to painstakingly peruse the Government’s 14-page pro-EU booklet before doing the same with their latest letter from Capital One.
A WOMAN believes her pretend Yorkshire accent amuses her Northern workmates, it has emerged.
A LARGE hard-wearing IKEA bag could comfortably house a family of four, a government think tank has claimed.