THE page boy who fainted during the Queen's speech had been weakened by Prince Philip's vampiric tendencies.
THE fact that most young people would struggle to cope in World War Two may not be a problem, it has emerged.
BRITAIN has congratulated the Queen on her new mobile box, with windows big enough so we can see her lovely hands.
THOUSANDS of randy, stupid computer owners are at risk from a virus attached to obviously fraudulent emails.
SCOTTISH nationalists have reacted with fury after a Met Office study found the country’s weather was really quite unpleasant.
THE army has developed new weapons exploiting the food intolerances of enemy soldiers.
SENIOR manager Tom Booker is going to shout at his team because he feels obliged to bollock them regularly.
PUNK was far less important than ex-punk Tom Logan likes to think, it has emerged.