AN ANCIENT virus found beneath the Siberian permafrost cannot infect and control humans, according to scientists with odd monotone voices.
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BORIS Johnson has unveiled his newest idea that could not possibly go wrong.
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ANY person with a job is to be given a gold object and lots of attention, it has emerged.
BRITAIN'S surveillance agency has revealed plans to gather more data on naturally buxom females.