APPLE design guru Sir Jonathan Ive has admitted his iconic designs are based on his inability to draw anything except oblongs.
BRITAIN’S coastal waters are being invaded by sea-dwelling creatures.
'GOING to the carvery' is now the UK’s biggest belief system.
A GAY Irish man who can now legally wed his partner is desperate not to.
THE British public have been warned that watching the Eurovision Song Contest to sneer at it is no better than watching it genuinely, like a Belgian.
BUYERS of adult colouring books have discovered they are devoid of any erotic content.
A PROFESSOR has entered into a wager that he can make a Scottish National Party MP pass for a gentleman.
OSAMA bin Laden was convinced that the CIA were responsible for the 9/11 attacks despite planning them himself, it has emerged.