A TIRESOME friend wants you to take two seconds to help yet another persecuted group of people and or animals.
THE manufacturer of your backup hard drive has sent you a special love-themed offer for Valentine's Day.
FIRED Trump adviser General Michael Flynn has put on his fur hat, taken a final shot of vodka and wished his White House comrades do svidanya.
A COUPLE planning to 'go up the Shard' later are probably talking about a sex thing, it has been claimed.
MIDDLE class people are using yoghurt as a type of sauce, it has emerged.
A MAN has had the unoriginal idea of making life in prison harsher in ways that would undoubtedly just cause more problems.
A MAN has given his girlfriend an Easter egg after getting his dates mixed up.
EVERYONE who plans to go out is secretly hoping that their friends all drop out, it has been revealed.