PEOPLE using their phones on speaker are highly likely to be discussing some irritating bullshit, it has emerged.
THE BBC has launched a thought-provoking investigation into whether all white people enjoy camping.
PEOPLE contemplating an inquiry into the ‘Battle Of Orgeave’ have been broken up by mounted police.
THE new 2017 pound coin will be a special ‘London pound’ worth less than half as much as the national version.
A GAY man has met a Christian who appears civilised and could even be described as nice.
A WOMAN who went to a dinner party with three annoying couples would definitely rather be getting hammered at home, she has confirmed.
AN OFFICE worker has confirmed plans to repeatedly tell workmates to take off their masks because it is no longer Halloween.
THE refugee camp in Calais has already become luxury apartments that only footballers and bankers can afford.