A WOMAN has been sacked for failing to embrace coffee culture.
THE only man who still believed that government initiatives would turn Barnsley into Europe’s answer to Palo Alto has died.
TECHNOLOGY giant Apple has unveiled a new kind of production line worker that only needs feeding every other day.
EVERYONE on the bus into work today was writing a status update or tweet about another passenger, it has emerged.
A MAN is confident that having sex with a close female friend would be a sensible move for both parties.
THE arrival of spring has left Britain’s flowers feeling miserable about returning to work, they have revealed.
A HUSBAND and wife from Yorkshire have been stuck on the London underground for more than two weeks.
A MAN who hand-washes his car every weekend believes there is something fundamentally wrong with his next-door neighbour, who does not.