A MUSIC festival to promote Brexit has been cancelled because it was an incredibly terrible idea on every level, the organisers have revealed.
ICELANDIC singer Bjork is flying to France to kick Cristiano Ronaldo’s arse, police have confirmed.
A WOMAN has expressed dismay after the news that she is having her fourth baby only got 36 ‘likes' on Facebook.
OWLS have demanded to be recognised as wild, majestic creatures rather than key workers in a fantasy post office.
THE lead character of Pixar's Finding Dory dies after jumping out of a fish tank for no reason, it has emerged.
GAME of Thrones fans who have tried the ‘milk of the poppy’ frequently plugged on the series have proclaimed themselves to be completely hooked.
MEDIA workers talking about ‘digital’ do not have the slightest clue what it is, according to new research.
A POP psychology book claiming to explain intelligence has not been bought by anyone intelligent, it has emerged.