RELIGIOUS homophobes are unclear about why God is letting HIV become less infectious.
LARGE television sets have condemned their media portrayal as icons of consumerist stupidity.
THE ridiculously good-looking lingerie models of Victoria’s Secret have confirmed that they were all quiet loners at school.
A HUGELY expensive pair of bespoke jeans still resembles those worn by a Top Gear presenter, it has emerged.
NICK Clegg has pledged that the Stonehenge road tunnel will be a very mystical experience.
ANY real-life situation involving illegal drugs is like something out of Breaking Bad, according to newspaper editors.
A FEARLESS adventurer has stunned friends by venturing overseas with scant regard for lost luggage or flight delays.
STAR Wars: The Force Awakens will be 33 per cent black screen with Andy Serkis intoning portentous statements.