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Hilary Mantel admits shooting Thatcher

NOVELIST Hilary Mantel has confessed to the murder of Margaret Thatcher.

Scotland to be covered in tinfoil

SCOTLAND is to be covered by a massive tinfoil tent because of the mind reading space lasers.

Tena is coolest brand

INCONTINENCE specialist Tena has been vote the UK’s coolest brand.

England demands English votes for French laws

ENGLISH voters have demanded the right to sort out the French once and for all.

NASA to send silverback gorillas into space

AMERICA'S new series of space missions will be manned by silverback gorillas.

OKCupid profile clearly copied from LinkedIn

SINGLETON Tom Booker has filled in his online dating profile with information about his professional skills and employment history.

Earth hates Sting

PLANET Earth has confirmed that it really does not like Sting.

Office joker spends three hours a night running material

OFFICE joker Stephen Malley has admitted his seemingly spontaneous workplace quips are rigorously workshopped.