BONEY M have penned a catchy biographical pop hit about Boris Beresovsky.
THE birth of a 15-and-a-half pound baby heralds a golden age of plenty.
THE US Supreme Court is debating whether America should follow Biblical laws on eating shellfish.
PEOPLE who buy the Telegraph are demanding to have the words 'paywall', 'website' and 'internet' explained to them.
BRITAIN'S leading supermarket is to manufacture a blandly efficient range of Tesco Value Music.
NURSES will be trained to do other things instead of just looking busy and pretending to be doctors.