A CHAIN of pubs called The Brexiteer has opened for people who are jubilant about leaving the EU.
BRITAIN now belongs to a Peruvian drug lord after an ‘accident’ by Boris Johnson.
MUM Mary Fisher has admitted that her short visit to Games Workshop this weekend was the most baffling experience of her life.
A WOMAN with a spare gig ticket has offered it to her best friend at full face value plus booking fee.
BRITAIN’S dominance of international pommel horsing is confirmation that Brexit will be a huge success.
FANS of Desert Island Discs fans are reeling from the news that some people are ghastly.
LONDON’S Night Tube will make passengers feel like they are temporarily living in a low budget British independent movie.
A PLATEFUL of shrubbery tastes nicer than the ‘superfood’ kale, according to people who eat a large amount of kale.