THE producers of Coronation Street have been urged to bring back the little fat man with the bow tie and the glasses.
AN Italian nun has given birth following a visitation from an angel who made her feel like she was the only sister in the world.
THE world's richest people will purchase half the population in a deal worth trillions, it has been confirmed.
PRIMARK has launched a range of shoplifting attire with concealed pockets and other thief-friendly features.
AN 11-year-old Indian brick-kiln worker has admitted he's unaware that this is the most depressing day of the year.
NEW BBC series The Musketeers has been condemned for portraying Alexandre Dumas's characters as human rather than canine.
THE Prince of Wales is being exposed to the working classes twice daily to bolster his immune system before he takes the throne.
BETROTHED homosexuals are to use their magical flood-creating powers to bring new life to desert regions.