MIMING the hand movements of DJing has finally overtaken air guitar solos.
THE very existence of a new £150k Range Rover is enough to make you want to kill yourself, it has been claimed.
A MAN has been deceived into thinking he is a professional chef by food websites and celebrity cookbooks.
MOST of the food at Piers Morgan’s 50th birthday party remained uneaten, it has been confirmed.
SCIENTISTS have been unable to identify a single worthwhile reason for dropping litter.
ACTIVIST and author Naomi Klein’s hair looks too good, it has been claimed.
FORMER X Factor host Dermot O’Leary was shown clips of his time on the show before being dropped into Simon Cowell’s carnivore pit.
PEOPLE with big letters strewn around their homes are illiterate morons, it has been confirmed.