BORIS Johnson has unveiled his newest idea that could not possibly go wrong.
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ANY person with a job is to be given a gold object and lots of attention, it has emerged.
BRITAIN'S surveillance agency has revealed plans to gather more data on naturally buxom females.
DOLLY Parton has been contracted to play just the bit of 9 to 5 that everyone knows for the duration of her Glastonbury set.
THE Northern Lights are a sign that God approves of gay marriage, according to pro-European Christians.
EVERY chocolate bar invented since the Wispa has been either uninspired or disgusting, it has emerged.