LED Zeppelin's fans are to be known as 'the Zepsters’, it has been announced.
REGULAR cannabis smoking boosts the part of the brain that invents excuses.
SCHOOLCHILDREN smoking vapour-based cigarettes are being mocked by their peers, it has emerged.
POPPIES have rejected any association with the paranoid, hate-fuelled agenda of The Daily Mail.
BRITAIN'S explosion enthusiasts have agreed to halt bombardment until New Year's Eve.
JESUS Christ’s wife Mary Magdalene forced him to get a boring admin job, it has emerged.
THE new Star Wars film will be called The Force Awakens rather than simply stating that it features Han Solo.
The EU had told Britain that it will install a pre-payment meter for all European services if our £1.7 billion bill is not paid in full.