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Man receives award for alcohol-free weekend

A 38 YEAR-old man has been hailed a hero after spending an entire weekend without alcohol.

But Putin has such an honest face, says everyone

VLADIMIR Putin has such kind eyes that it is impossible to imagine him doing anything shady, according to the public.

Man uses mindfulness to accept he is a twat

A MAN has confirmed that mindfulness has helped him calmly acknowledge and accept his own twattishness.

If there was one 'weird trick' to weight loss we would tell you, confirm doctors

DOCTORS have clarified that if there was ‘one weird trick’ to weight loss they would not hate it and would definitely tell you.

Woman admits she's not on a voyage of personal discovery

A 33 YEAR-OLD woman has admitted she has not learned anything new about herself for at least seven years.

Britain rallying round buy-to-let landlords

BRITAIN has pledged to do all it can to help the country’s hard hit buy-to-let landlords.

Britain profoundly insulted by April Fools' stories

THE UK has been deeply insulted by today's 'media pranks'.

Man who left Facebook never heard of again

A MAN who closed his Facebook account in August 2015 apparently no longer exists.