CASTING has begun for an epic film about the traumatic life of a Scottish person in the early 21st Century.
SIR Donald Sinden and Ian Paisley had been signed up to play each other in the West End, it has emerged.
BATMAN'S new car is a pimped Corsa with iridescent blue metallic paint, tinted windows and a 1500-watt Rockford Fosgate sound system.
THE 2014 fungi crop is hoping to induce more cases of projectile vomiting after a disappointing 2013.
SLAVES across the world are fully employed for the 4,600th year since records began.
A FIVE-year-old beard has sought a divorce from his 28-year-old London-based owner.
THE British Ebola survivor is to return to Africa because he has another four insane diseases on his to-do list.
A GROUP of first-year students at the University of Leeds have formed a bond that will last decades.