A THIRD of the UK on the edge of developing Type II diabetes then went ahead and got it.
GAMERS have praised a new X-Box game that fuses science fiction bullshit with Tolkein bullshit.
SHOPPERS claim to have seen a man buy two things at a farmers’ market.
BRITAIN has today paid tribute to the inventors of the videotape that was used to record Rik Mayall.
MEN who define themselves with fast cars have pledged to become the first of their ilk to get a £10,000 speeding fine.
SUMMER favourite Pimm’s has once again been named as best alcoholic drink with chunks of vegetable in it.
BRITAIN’S schools are to focus on the key subjects of values, awareness and cultural identity.
A COMPUTER programme has mimicked a human conversation by ignoring what the other person said and spouting hackneyed, tabloid nonsense.