THE trend for men wearing woven elastic bands around the penis is affecting male health, experts have warned.
AIRLINES have urged passengers not to pry into what happens inside the cockpit once the door is closed.
PEOPLE ordering smaller glasses of beer have demanded an end to being ridiculed.
FOLLOWING the death of Hollywood star Lauren Bacall, the word ‘class’ is to be taken out of circulation.
THE Royal family does not have to try as hard as ordinary people to be considered funny, it has been claimed.
STUDENTS getting exam results have been reassured that even if they did less well than hoped, the whole thing is a load of bollocks.
WORKING with complex numbers is tough, dirty and should only be done by men, according to some of the universe’s leading mathematical constants.
THE police are to receive training in how to get on with solving crimes rather than just f*cking things up.