THOUSANDS of ambitious foetuses have been forced to remain in the womb by the midwives’ strike.
CASUAL outdoor drinkers have gone inside and left the hardcore to continue through the winter months.
BBC SOAP EastEnders has introduced a new family who all support UKIP.
NETWORK Rail has announced plans to extend its Great Eastern Main Line through to Saudi Arabia.
EVERY broadband company is an absolute shower of shit run by complete bastards, it has been confirmed.
YOUR mother is keen to hear what you have in mind for Christmas so she can completely overrule it.
FORMER environmental organisation Greenpeace has pledged to wipe out all animal species then blow up the planet.
AN anecdote about work has turned into a hellish mess of ill-advised comparisons.