JOHN Lewis staff will tell customers how they achieve sexual bliss, in a bid to boost Christmas sales.
A DIEHARD global warming sceptic is happy to believe in all the other types of science, it has emerged.
SOME stupid teenagers have formed a band with no clear business planor marketing strategy.
A MAN who rugby-tackled an obese woman just as she was reaching the counter of Greggs has been hailed as a hero.
THE price of petrol has plunged to less than six times the price of the oil it comes from for the first time in a decade.
DONALD Trump has revealed he has had nightmares about him becoming president.
THE Christmas Radio Times has been bought and its cover immediately removed in accordance with Yuletide tradition.
A MAN is hoping to raise enough money to buy himself a pint in Covent Garden.