The UK is facing deflation after suffering a slow puncture somewhere near Kidderminster, experts have confirmed.
WOMEN across Britain are to endure a Valentine’s date because it is in a restaurant.
HMRC failed to act on a whistleblower’s tax evasion email because they thought it was a marketing campaign.
A MAN'S bi-monthly conversation with his barber was word-for-word the same as the one two months ago.
From the highest in the land to alcoholic derelicts sleeping in shop doorways, everyone evades tax, but what are the most popular ways to do it?
FRIDAY the 13th, supposedly the unluckiest day in the calendar, remains some distance better than any Monday according to researchers.
PEOPLE being dragged to see Fifty Shades of Grey are wearing blindfolds so that they can sleep.
WOMEN have been asked to stop dicking about with their eyebrows because it looks ridiculous.