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Boney M chronicle life of Berezovsky
BONEY M have penned a catchy biographical pop hit about Boris Beresovsky.
Britain to worship massive baby
THE birth of a 15-and-a-half pound baby heralds a golden age of plenty.
Supreme Court to rule on eating shellfish
THE US Supreme Court is debating whether America should follow Biblical laws on eating shellfish.
What's a website? ask Telegraph readers
PEOPLE who buy the Telegraph are demanding to have the words 'paywall', 'website' and 'internet' explained to them.
Tesco launches economy music range
BRITAIN'S leading supermarket is to manufacture a blandly efficient range of Tesco Value Music.
Nurses to be trained in nursing
NURSES will be trained to do other things instead of just looking busy and pretending to be doctors.