THE London art installation commemorating the First World War is being used as a beacon by an approaching alien armada.
MANKIND has commemorated World War One with armed conflicts around the planet.
SCIENTISTS have confirmed that your circle of dickheads is biggest in your late twenties.
ALL art looks like a pair of buttocks, according to children.
JOBSEEKERS need family connections just to get work sweeping up fish entrails, it has emerged.
OWNERS of open-top cars are secretly aware that the novelty has worn off.
BMW'S jeep-type thing is being openly advertised as a vehicle for pricks.
THE Fall frontman Mark E Smith is to replace Nicole Scherzinger in the next series of The X Factor.