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App shows all the dead people around you

A NEW smartphone app combines geolocation and the paranormal to show all the ghosts in your vicinity.

Coldplay beg fans to end toxic co-dependency

COLDPLAY frontman Chris Martin has pleaded with fans to stop buying their music so they can stop making it.

Samsung S5 wants a fight

THE new Samsung smartphone kicks off if you stare at it.

Helpful scientists reveal perfect number of cigarettes

SCIENTISTS have helpfully revealed the number of risk-free cigarettes you can smoke every week.

Twitter exercise demonstrates how unpopular teacher is

A TEACHER has proved what an imbecile he is by attempting to demonstrate how quickly messages spread on social media.

Lloyd Webber unveils Edwina Currie musical

ANDREW Lloyd Webber has announced a musical about the affair between John Major and Edwina Currie.

Children naturally awful

KIDS are dreadful regardless of whether they've had sugar, it has emerged.

Cameron to tackle homelessness with hyenas 

BRITAIN'S homeless people are to be eaten by imported carnivores, it has emerged.