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‘Sexy’ baths never, ever sexy

GETTING into a tub of tepid water with another human being always results in  disappointment, a couple have confirmed.

Fantastic co-worker uses ‘amazeballs’ and ‘interweb’ in same sentence

A MIDDLE manager who says 'interweb' instead of 'internet' is a joy to work with, it has been confirmed.

Grammar pedant who made one mistake will never regain moral high ground

A SELF-confessed ‘grammar Nazi’ has forever lost the right to correct others after misusing an apostrophe one time.

Man balancing on bike at traffic lights ‘not showing off’

A MAN doing that balancing thing on his bike at the traffic lights does not want you to look at him because he is ‘doing it for practical reasons’.

Being a bit chunky is all we've got left, says Britain 


BRITAIN has responded to a new anti-obesity drive by insisting that being a bit 'roly-poly' is all it has left.

Women only multi-task because no other bugger does anything

WOMEN are forced to do at least six things at a time because no one else actually does anything, it has been confirmed.

Elderly parents worried about some bullshit on the radio again

A WOMAN is becoming increasingly annoyed by her parents believing every bit of nonsense they hear on the radio.

Man who likes 'nights in, nights out' absolutely cleans up on dating site


A MAN who likes both 'nights in' and 'nights out' is absolutely storming it on a dating site.