THE release of Jurassic World has seen middle-aged bespectacled velociraptors reminiscing about starring in its predecessor.
FANS of Country Life butter have accused their hero John Lydon of selling his soul to corporate consumerism.
PARENTS have ordered their children to love the new series of The Clangers or find somewhere else to live.
GANGS wearing the colours of Apple Music, Deezer, Spotify and Tidal are battling for supremacy on the streets.
MODEL Kate Moss has launched partyJet, an airline that encourages passengers to get wasted.
THE most popular and good-looking leaders have formed a clique at the G7 summit without David Cameron.
E-CIGARETTES have been banned in Wales as part of a crackdown on things that compromise masculinity.
WAREHOUSE staff at Amazon have an ongoing competition based on packing small items in extravagantly large boxes.