THE UK's last remaining CD tower, capable of holding more than 88 albums, has been destroyed.
BRITAIN'S Eurovision entrants received a summons letter forcing them to perform, it has emerged.
VARIOUS actresses, musicians and the Kardashians have celebrated a day for famous females who want to get a bit more famous.
THE UK's population boom is caused by British mothers giving birth to fully-grown Eastern European tradespeople, research has shown.
GARYS could be wiped out within a generation after it emerged there have been no children named Gary since 1992.
FANS attending a Wombats gig have half-heartedly requested the band return a second time while checking their phones.
CELEBRITIES are so detached from everyday life they are landing their planes wherever they want, experts have claimed.
EVERY child who dressed up for ‘World Book Day’ was just a character from a popular film.