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Britain's aspirations mostly drink-based
THE UK's top aspiration is to drink 14 pints without going to the toilet.
Kate still explaining 'baby on board' badge to Queen and Prince Philip
THE Duchess of Cambridge is still trying to explain to her grandparents-in-law why London Underground gave her a badge that says 'baby on board'.
Press given 24 hours to change reality to match stories
THE new press regulator will allow newspapers 24 hours to change the world to match any inaccuracies in stories.
Celebrities ‘may be fallible’
COMMENTS by actor Bill Roache have led the public to question the infallibility of celebrities.
Jedi church split on ewok-wookiee marriage
LEADING Jedis are divided on marriage between different alien species, it has emerged.
Britain's only hope is a tax on boasting
A SUBSTANTIAL tax on bragging about your salary would be the fairest way to smash the deficit, experts have claimed.
