THOUSANDS of randy, stupid computer owners are at risk from a virus attached to obviously fraudulent emails.
SCOTTISH nationalists have reacted with fury after a Met Office study found the country’s weather was really quite unpleasant.
THE army has developed new weapons exploiting the food intolerances of enemy soldiers.
SENIOR manager Tom Booker is going to shout at his team because he feels obliged to bollock them regularly.
PUNK was far less important than ex-punk Tom Logan likes to think, it has emerged.
SOCIETY is at a point where presenters of light entertainment television are regarded as wise sages.
THE sickening odour of rice cakes drifting across the country has prompted a nationwide search for a person on a diet.
SPAIN is to get a coronation and some new stamps and post boxes, unlike some other countries with old monarchs.