BRITAIN has woken up to find the National Health Service replaced by signs promising that an exciting new health provider is coming soon.
LETTERS from the King of the Badgers to the prime minister refer to Prince Charles as 'daddy'.
A LOCAL pub is apparently staging a beer festival by bringing in two additional ales.
MUSCLE-BASED periodical Men’s Health has unveiled its first ever cover gorilla.
PEOPLE who chose ridiculous email addresses before the internet properly caught on will be allowed to anonymously exchange them.
THE new Cold War with Scotland has intensified with the discovery of radio transmitters in shortbread.
THE prime minister’s promise to give everyone "the dignity of a job" has confused Britons whose jobs are a humiliating parade of shame.
A MARRIED couple are sending each other flirtatious tweets, horrified onlookers have confirmed.