A YOUNG couple have given their frightened relatives a tour of the deprived but ‘up and coming’ area where they have bought a flat.
EXPERTS have confirmed that taking a highlighter to 150 straight pages of a textbook is guaranteed to make you pass your exams.
AN OFFICE worker has been furious with his colleagues, clients and all office equipment for seven years straight, it has emerged.
‘OUT’ voters are flocking to see a Princess Diana plate that weeps real tears, it has emerged.
A WOMAN reads out the predictions of her weather app like a shaman receiving messages from an ancient god, it has emerged.
WITCHCRAFT has increased by around 700 per cent across Britain in the last 12 months.
A MAN has left his speaker by an open window in the hope that people will hear how awful his taste in music is and recommend something good.
A FAMILY from Bolton has gone on a blunt, plain-speaking and principled day out at a theme park.