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Last remaining CD tower demolished

THE UK's last remaining CD tower, capable of holding more than 88 albums, has been destroyed.

Eurovision entrants picked as if for jury service

BRITAIN'S Eurovision entrants received a summons letter forcing them to perform, it has emerged.

Famous women celebrate Famous Women’s Day

VARIOUS actresses, musicians and the Kardashians have celebrated a day for famous females who want to get a bit more famous.

One in four newborns is a 29-year-old Polish bathroom fitter

THE UK's population boom is caused by British mothers giving birth to fully-grown Eastern European tradespeople, research has shown.

No Garys left in Britain by 2050

GARYS could be wiped out within a generation after it emerged there have been no children named Gary since 1992.

Crowd not bothered about second encore

FANS attending a Wombats gig have half-heartedly requested the band return a second time while checking their phones.

Celebrities now landing planes wherever they feel like

CELEBRITIES are so detached from everyday life they are landing their planes wherever they want, experts have claimed.

‘World Book Day’ sees every child dressed as film character

EVERY child who dressed up for ‘World Book Day’ was just a character from a popular film.