A MAN has explained to his wife that fathering a child with his sister-in-law 'was the right decision at the time'.
A MAN’S excuses for problems clearly caused by Brexit are getting increasingly desperate.
FORMER president George W Bush has picked up his iPhone, looked at the caller, returned it to his pocket and continued his round of golf.
SIR John Chilcot has confirmed everything that absolutely everybody already knew the entire time.
TONY Blair secretly wants to be tried for war crimes so everyone will look at him again.
THE Bank of England has decided now is the ideal time to treat yourself to something expensive to enjoy until it is repossessed.
BRITAIN cannot wait to read the Chilcot Report to find out if the Iraq war was an abject disaster or totally brilliant.
A MAN who blames ‘baby boomers’ for everything is starting to sound like a racist, people have noticed.