OWNING a large muscular dog does not make you a well-respected community figure, it has been confirmed.
DIESEL costs more than petrol as punishment for diesel motorists’ uncleanliness, oil companies have admitted.
FOLLOWING the latest news from the San Diego Comic-Con is now a normal part of life, it has emerged.
MANLY but sensitive tree surgeons are making too many women fall in love with them, it has been claimed.
RETAIL worker Stephen Malley has no desire to do a job other than the one he is already doing.
LONG-DEAD English teachers are appearing to their terrified former pupils to make them read the To Kill A Mockingbird sequel.
THE new Han Solo origin movie will tell the story of how he rescued Princess Leia from the Death Star before helping her brother destroy it.
FOXES who voted Conservative were not expecting the government to start killing them again.