PETER Jackon's The Hobbit trilogy was based on 80s fantasy film Willow, it has been claimed.
A DESIRE to read tawdry articles about health may be a sign that your brain is not working properly, doctors have warned.
DELIBERATELY antagonistic people are claiming to prefer the wet weather just to provoke arguments.
POLICE community support officer Tom Booker has warned some kids that he can get the real police onto them.
BRITAIN has seen a sharp rise in the number of firms planning to hire staff, pay them next to nothing and treat them like farm animals.
BRITAIN'S dicks have used the 'supermoon' to excuse their awful personalities.
THE producers of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake have wearily confirmed that they are doing a follow-up.
EVERYTHING stopped this weekend while the nation read the latest thoughts to come out of Will Self's massive brain.