THE UK's top aspiration is to drink 14 pints without going to the toilet.
THE Duchess of Cambridge is still trying to explain to her grandparents-in-law why London Underground gave her a badge that says 'baby on board'.
THE new press regulator will allow newspapers 24 hours to change the world to match any inaccuracies in stories.
COMMENTS by actor Bill Roache have led the public to question the infallibility of celebrities.
LEADING Jedis are divided on marriage between different alien species, it has emerged.
A SUBSTANTIAL tax on bragging about your salary would be the fairest way to smash the deficit, experts have claimed.