PETE Doherty has expressed his amazement at how chunky Libertines fans have gotten.
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AIRPORTS are to minimise delays by searching your insides while you eat, shop and go to the lavatory.
THE Queen has destroyed Britain’s newest aircraft carrier after hitting it with a bottle of whisky.
THE secret to being successful in business is posing for photographs with your arms crossed, studies have shown.
THE USA is paying tribute to Will Smith and the heroes who fought back the alien invasion of 1996.
MEDIEVAL-STYLE surnames that describe a person’s job or characteristics are to be brought back, the government has announced.
TATTOO artists have been told to go back to using foreign languages by observers horrified by the trite sentiments of modern tattoos.