PEOPLE with colds who claim to have the flu have been reminded that the two things are entirely f*cking different.
A PETRI dish has become the centre of attention after developing a new strain of thymosin-derived ACT1 peptide.
EUROPEAN authorities may ban the importation of fire in unsecured lorries after the Channel tunnel incident.
DRIVERS in Scotland have been warned against sheltering from icy conditions in isolated pubs where they are likely to be murdered.
THE world’s super-rich own almost all of the world’s hideous fancy things, it has emerged.
COMPLETE tools who want the whole world to know it are protesting the withdrawal of Google Glass.
SCIENTISTS have proven once and for all that happiness can be bought with sufficient money.
AN ILLITERATE white supremacist still believes in his genetic superiority even though he is unable to correctly draw a swastika.