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Man given medal for not fancying thin women

A MAN has received a special medal for not being especially attracted to thin women.

Middle class woman trying to condemn Wetherspoons without using word 'common'

A GUARDIAN reader is trying to condemn Wetherspoon pubs without saying they are common.

Facebook thread just people proving how clever they are

A MAN'S Facebook post has led to people desperately trying to prove how clever they are.

Holidaying Trump reveals true tentacled form

ALIEN creature Donald Trump has dropped its human being disguise while on holiday.

Edinburgh Fringe theatre group shocks with swearword in title of play

A NEW theatre company has shocked everyone at the Edinburgh Fringe by having a swear word in the title of its new show.

Southern Sainsbury's has weird veg, northern man reports

A NORTHERN man has returned from a trip to the Cotswolds and confirmed that the Sainsbury’s there has unusual vegetables.

Cat watching from window knows your deepest, darkest secrets

THE cat that sits in the window of the house opposite to you all day is peering disapprovingly into the murkiest, most sordid recesses of your soul, it has emerged.

Boyfriend recovering after tampon buying expedition

A MAN is making a good recovery after buying tampons for his girlfriend.