FORMER celebrities are lobbying search engines to stop them fading into cultural oblivion.
THE SEQUEL to Fight Club is about the lengthy administrative process necessary to make the club legal and profitable.
THE entire population of the UK has moved downstairs to sleep inside the fridge.
HUMANS are being transported across London in crammed, sweltering underground carriages, it has been revealed.
FALLING iPad sales have confirmed that the computer fad is now over.
THE Commonwealth Games opening ceremony has left viewers phoning friends to make sure they saw the same thing.
38-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan is controlling his hair destiny by shaving his head and growing a beard.
FORMER glamour model Katie Price is to write, direct and star in an updated version of My Fair Lady.