NON-SMOKERS would prefer electronic cigarettes to be fatal, it has emerged.
THE sinkholes appearing across Britain are an act of revenge by the badgers.
YOU and everyone you know is Adolf Hitler, it has been confirmed.
MOST television adverts have a whistling-based soundtrack or feature whistling characters, it has emerged.
HEDGEHOGS are the fashion industry's latest animal muse.
BRITAIN'S capitalist overlords are secretly orchestrating the trend for nutritious low-cost recipes.
OUR shared reality is to be turned off and started again after becoming glitchy and confusing.
THE Daily Mail has sacked long-time editor Paul Dacre and replaced him with the philosopher Alain de Botton.