THE owner of a Smart car has admitted that the car he drives is overcompensation for his prodigious penis.
STEEL worker Tom Logan has thanked the government for not saving his job so that he can focus on writing a romantic comedy screenplay.
A MIDDLE CLASS family has booked a trip to Palmyra in Syria to see the historical site before the crowds.
LIBRARIES are never going to make money if they dish out books for free, the government has claimed.
MODERN fathers are just as capable as mothers at getting tediously over-emotional about their babies, they have announced.
HOSTAGES aboard the hijacked EgyptAir plane assumed 'selfie man' was planning a heroic act, it has emerged.
OWNERS of idiotic dogs have told their pets to pay for their own health insurance.
EVERYONE in Britain is now unable to do the thing they are paid to do after a four-day weekend.