A 31-YEAR-MAN has expressed deep frustration at his failure to make the cursor disappear while watching a film on his laptop.
TAROT readers are only doing it to make character judgments for which they would otherwise be punched, it has emerged.
BRITAIN’S housing crisis will be solved by people living in forests like Ewoks, David Cameron has announced.
DOSTOYEVSKY'S Crime and Punishment cannot be Russian as the country does not seem interested in either, scholars have agreed.
GROWN-UP woman Emma Bradford believes her cat can see the spirits of the dead.
BOOKIES have announced that Daniel Craig is odds on to become the first white actor to portray John Shaft.
MEN’S penises are either porn-style monstrosities or minuscule sources of amusement, it has emerged.
A MASS grave beneath Paris contains the bones of foreigners who starved while attempting to summon a waiter, it has emerged.