A MAN has given his girlfriend a satisfactory massage completely by chance.
BIRMINGHAM has become the UK’s first all-Klingon city.
STARS whose dresses were judged failures at the Golden Globes looked exactly like stars who were successful, it has emerged.
THE unquiet ghosts of Christmas internet browsing past are haunting Britain, popping up on every website they visit.
A FRESH mutation of the Stars In Their Eyes virus could wipe out millions of vulnerable people, the NHS has warned.
A VIEWING of Tudor drama The Other Boleyn Girl on Saturday evening generated 38,114 Google searches from a single IP address.
GAY recruits to the armed forces will be asked what kind of gay they are so it can be weaponised.
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