FANATICAL public health campaigners may be mentally ill, it has emerged.
A HOMELESS man drinking high-strength lager in a park is going to enjoy today more than you.
MEN are considering whether to start having emotions about things that are not sport.
THE government is planing to invade the tiny nation of Andorra to rebuild national pride.
CHARACTERS in radio soap The Archers have been revealed to inhabit the same reality as Spider-Man and the Human Torch.
MEN are increasingly worried that their barbecue is smaller than average, it has emerged.
THE UK’s intelligence agency is using Twitter to ask if anyone has any terrorist stuff going on this weekend.
ANYONE without a valid passport is to be confined in a vast internment camp the size and shape of the United Kingdom.