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Britain in Bloom to include cannabis plants
BRITAIN'S biggest horticultural campaign has introduced an award for Best Grow Room.
Comic Relief money spent on assassins
ALL of the £76M raised on Red Nose Day will be used to hire a crack team of killers, Comic Relief confirmed.
Maybe fill-in the 'black death pit', says everyone
IT might be an idea to fill-in a big hole full of black death victims as quickly as possible, it has been suggested.
Independent Scottish army 'would be nothing like Braveheart'
IF an independent Scottish army is not going to be like Braveheart then there is no point in doing it, everyone has agreed.
Pope warns against compassion
POPE Francis has urged Catholics not to waste their valuable time on caring.
Galaxy S4 includes wolf-attack mode
THE latest smartphone can do things that you never even dreamed were necessary.