BRITONS lost what would have been their greatest hour over the weekend.
NIGEL Farage has revealed the original version of his new book was about African-American lesbians.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has been advised that interest in her forthcoming baby is hovering around zero.
RESEARCHERS have definitively proven that children aged 11-16 are in complete command of any bus they are on.
LONDON hotel The Savoy has closed its doors after more than 125 years following a one-star TripAdvisor review.
THE UK government has been overthrown by a liberal elite junta headed by Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee.
THE tomb of Richard III includes interactive features, holograms and the music of Rick Wakeman.
SHOWING initiative is a waste of time for the person who does it and those who have to live with the consequences.