ONE-THIRD of UK internet users have taken a break from the internet to remember how boring and inconvenient life used to be.
A WELSH family who scooped a massive lottery win decided to buy their country of birth, they have revealed.
TWENTY per cent of HSBC cashpoint withdrawals will release deadly venomous snakes in order to restore the bank’s profits, they have confirmed.
AFTER claiming the US election is rigged, Donald Trump has given a lengthy slideshow presentation about UFOs and lizard aliens.
A FORMER banker who is now a baker cannot help mentioning how much money he used to earn.
A 22-YEAR-OLD man who first heard about blue British passports in yesterday’s Sun is now demanding one as his patriotic right.
BAKER Greggs has unveiled a series of lighter menu options for people who lack the integrity to buy a sausage roll.
A PARTY has ended in humiliation for the host after a much better musician picked up his guitar.