RETIRED people allowed to dip into their pension pots have blown the lot on porcelain figurines.
YOUR behaviour when you are drunk represents your true personality, scientists have confirmed.
GHOSTS are a load of bollocks, it has been confirmed.
PLAYING loud music on public transport is not a legitimate way of fighting the system, it has emerged.
NOBODY at Heathrow looks fit and well, according to doctors screening for Ebola.
THOUSANDS of ambitious foetuses have been forced to remain in the womb by the midwives’ strike.
CASUAL outdoor drinkers have gone inside and left the hardcore to continue through the winter months.
BBC SOAP EastEnders has introduced a new family who all support UKIP.