A MAN who rugby-tackled an obese woman just as she was reaching the counter of Greggs has been hailed as a hero.
THE price of petrol has plunged to less than six times the price of the oil it comes from for the first time in a decade.
DONALD Trump has revealed he has had nightmares about him becoming president.
THE Christmas Radio Times has been bought and its cover immediately removed in accordance with Yuletide tradition.
A MAN is hoping to raise enough money to buy himself a pint in Covent Garden.
PROFESSIONALLY-COMPILED list of this year’s best albums somehow have different things on them, it has emerged.
DONALD Trump believes that owning golf courses is something British people find impressive, it has emerged.
WOMEN both with and without make-up have confirmed that any man who tells them not to wear it can piss off.