GAMERS around the world are reluctantly fulfilling their obligation to play the new entry in the Call of Duty franchise.
THE devil has given up after admitting that the Debenhams Christmas advert is more evil than anything he could have conceived.
SCOTLAND has blamed England for being bad at the one thing it is supposed to be good at it.
YOUR house has a strange aroma that visitors cannot quite identify, it has emerged.
BRITAIN is pinning its economic hopes on a record haul of grade-A heroin from the Tower of London.
THE death-defying exploits of Nik Wallenda will inevitably become an underwhelming Hollywood film, it has emerged.
FLY Rob Hobbs is struggling to think logically after becoming trapped in a house.
THE enormous poppy pinned to a woman's lapel was obviously designed to go on a vehicle.