THE yoghurt industry must start making antibiotic yoghurts or everyone will die, experts have claimed.
SOME friends in their mid-thirties have made a vague, doomed plan to have a drink.
FLORIDA’S dolphin-pimping businesses are enjoying a record-breaking summer.
A CHUPA Chups lolly has defeated all attempts to remove its plastic wrapping.
THE prime minister has hosted a drinks party honouring the economic contribution made by the country's twats.
HEROIN addict Tom Logan has reached a walking speed of 18 miles per hour while going to score.
FORMER prime minister Tony Blair has submitted his CV to the newly-declared Islamic Caliphate in the Middle East.
FLEXIBLE working is impractical for jobs where work needs to be done, it has emerged.