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Garden successfully filled with random things

A COUPLE’S garden is full of random objects including a stone frog playing a guitar and some sort of archway, it has emerged.

Moaning better than boasting

PEOPLE who moan are far less annoying than those who boast, it has been claimed.

Know-all has to get ready meal box out of bin to read intructions

A KNOW-IT-ALL who thought a ready meal would be so simple he wouldn't need instructions has had to fish the box out of the bin.

Annoying man with diabolo already spotted in local park

A MAN who will spend the entire summer mistaking the contemptuous stares of strangers for admiration has already got his diablo out, it has emerged.

Single member of AC/DC mysteriously untouched by age

A LONE member of Australian rockers AC/DC has been mysteriously untouched by the ravages of time.

Little bastard immune to good parenting

A TODDLER threw a tantrum purely because he is a little bastard, it has emerged.

Men outraged at sexy woman giving away free naked pictures

MEN have expressed disgust at a sexy woman giving away nude photos of herself for nothing.

Man who wants revenge against schoolmates unsurprisingly joins the police

A MAN who wants to get back at everyone from school has surprised no-one by joining the police.