A WOMAN who found herself experiencing empathy for George Osborne is questioning her sanity, it has been confirmed.
KING Arthur has returned in Britain’s hour of need with a plan mainly involving swords, he has announced.
BRITONS have asked Kate Bush to be their leader.
THE screaming chaos presently engulfing the UK is entirely down to you, experts have confirmed.
A MAN hoping to boast about how Glastonbury Festival changed his life has found that people simply could not give a shit.
THE apple crops are looking much better this year, Leave voters have confirmed.
A FAMILY has decided to treat the referendum result as an overwrought personal drama.
THE EU referendum was a marketing gimmick for a big-budget American science fiction film, it has emerged.