GAME of Thrones viewers have been ordered to spend the weekend with maps and genealogies to prepare for Monday’s new series.
ACTRESS Saoirse Ronan is to star as a superhero she has admitted she has never heard of and could not care less about.
A MAN is convinced that Britain should stay in Europe because he imagines it gives him continental flair.
2016 is to be brought to an early end before anybody else dies.
NORTHERN parents are furious with their son for throwing a used teabag straight in the bin instead of showing it the proper respect.
FARMERS have decided to spray gallons of rotting excrement everywhere now that it is nice to go outside again, it has emerged.
THE only people who support the monarchy are rather strange with a lot of time on their hands, it has emerged.
THE US will probably invade Britain if it leaves the EU, according to senior White House sources.