EVERYONE has been urged to just stop and think about what they are going to say.
A CHRISTMAS gift of homemade chutney from the Duchess of Cambridge was treated with the contempt it deserved, says the Queen.
THE hosts of This Morning have explained that they feel tired today because they stayed up all night taking pills.
A FAMILY that ‘banned’ television now just knows f**k all about popular culture, it has emerged.
A WOMAN has been sacked for failing to embrace coffee culture.
THE only man who still believed that government initiatives would turn Barnsley into Europe’s answer to Palo Alto has died.
TECHNOLOGY giant Apple has unveiled a new kind of production line worker that only needs feeding every other day.
EVERYONE on the bus into work today was writing a status update or tweet about another passenger, it has emerged.