IF you want to be fit you have to keep doing exercise forever, it has emerged.
SOME people see this dress as white and gold because they have hidden racist opinions, it has emerged.
POSTCARDS featuring traditional red phoneboxes must now show they are exclusively used for sex, drugs and public urination.
The announcement of a Blade Runner sequel, starring me, has sparked debate about whether it can live up to the original. It won't.
A WOMAN has turned eight years of incessant bitching about her friend's partner into a best-selling book.
BRITAIN is recoiling from news that 'Jihadi John' was, from the age of six to 18, a child who attended school.
ED Miliband will take money from pensioners so he can bribe students who are going to vote Labour anyway.
ECONOMISTS have warned that unless immigration is drastically reduced the UK faces the biggest boom since the 1980s.