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Buying a house was so stressful, say unbearable bastards

BECOMING a homeowner is just awful, according to the worst two people you know.

Shit films better than good ones

SHIT films are far more enjoyable than actual good films, it has been confirmed.

'Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra' says Bannon every morning

TRUMP advisor Steve Bannon begins his day by invoking powers of ancient evil, it has emerged.

Office full of weird cliques no one would ever want to join

AN office is full of cliques formed by people no one would ever want to hang out with, it has emerged.

Lego confirms Fifty Shades of Grey sequel

LEGO will make the next film in the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise, it has been confirmed.

Stop telling me my favourite albums are 20 years old, says middle-aged man

A MIDDLE-AGED man has asked his favourite bands and music sites to shut the fuck up about all the albums he loved being 20 years old.

Woman who has totally run out of career options to become a life coach

A WOMAN has become a life coach after exhausting all other job options.

Man realises all his older relatives are fascists

A MAN’S older relatives who seem quite nice all agree with Trump and have worryingly fascistic views, he has discovered.