PEOPLE who think Fidel Castro was Che Guevara are mourning his death.
A MAN who walked into HMV instantly felt like he was transported back to a simpler time, it has emerged.
AN annoying twat in an office has asked if the blinds can be closed because he cannot see his screen.
PRESIDENT-ELECT Donald Trump will play a saxophone set at his January inauguration despite never having played it before.
SCOUTS are at supermarket tills asking for a charity donation to crush your groceries.
BREXITERS’ passionate opposition to a second referendum is definitely not because of fear they would lose, they have confirmed.
SCHOLARS have found that Dante’s epic Inferno contained a circle in Hell for Black Friday shoppers.
A BREXITER has confirmed that he is one of those people who always looks on the sunny side.