BECOMING a homeowner is just awful, according to the worst two people you know.
SHIT films are far more enjoyable than actual good films, it has been confirmed.
TRUMP advisor Steve Bannon begins his day by invoking powers of ancient evil, it has emerged.
AN office is full of cliques formed by people no one would ever want to hang out with, it has emerged.
LEGO will make the next film in the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise, it has been confirmed.
A MIDDLE-AGED man has asked his favourite bands and music sites to shut the fuck up about all the albums he loved being 20 years old.
A WOMAN has become a life coach after exhausting all other job options.
A MAN’S older relatives who seem quite nice all agree with Trump and have worryingly fascistic views, he has discovered.