A WOMAN who claimed to take a controversial position to stimulate debate is actually just annoying, it has been confirmed.
THE Guardian website has a larger readership of argumentative right-wing arseholes than middle-class bedwetters, it has emerged.
MCDONALD'S has become an ethical burger chain by a process of elimination.
A WOMAN has landed a sought-after job because of her ability rather than some complex network of personal connections.
A FATHER-TO-BE would love to share the highs and lows of pregnancy by being pregnant for a whole week, he has revealed.
MILLIONS of Pokemon Go players have been left inconsolable after realising it is a ridiculous and pathetic waste of time.
PEOPLE renting out properties on Gumtree are to be made to take a test to determine whether not they are maniacs.
A MAN has announced he will be arriving home drunk around three in the morning and then burning the shit out of a frozen pizza.