SHOCKED Britons have found themselves at a point of 'supermarket compassion fatigue'.
ENERGY drinks are the perfect complement to partying too much and eating ready meals, according to medical experts.
MOST adults spend more then ten hours a week slumped in stationary cars hiding from their miserable lives, it has emerged.
THE Football Manager games depict fictional events with no bearing on reality, it has been confirmed.
SPLIT-SECOND frames of hardcore gay pornography were spliced into BBC4’s All Aboard! The Canal Boat Trip.
THE biggest dickhead you grew up with is now claiming to be a mixed martial arts fighter.
PRINCESS Charlotte Elizabeth Diana was named after Prince Charles' greatest enemies, it has emerged.
A THREE-DAY weekend has reinvigorated workers’ resentment of the shit they have to do for money.