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Woman who claims to be ‘devil’s advocate’ just deliberately annoying

A WOMAN who claimed to take a controversial position to stimulate debate is actually just annoying, it has been confirmed.

Guardian site read mostly by right-wing trolls

THE Guardian website has a larger readership of argumentative right-wing arseholes than middle-class bedwetters, it has emerged.

McDonald’s in weird position of being the ‘ethical burger’

MCDONALD'S has become an ethical burger chain by a process of elimination.

Woman gets desirable job because of merit

A WOMAN has landed a sought-after job because of her ability rather than some complex network of personal connections.

Big-hearted man would be pregnant for a week

A FATHER-TO-BE would love to share the highs and lows of pregnancy by being pregnant for a whole week, he has revealed.

Pokemon Go players devastated after realising it is the most pointless bullshit imaginable

MILLIONS of Pokemon Go players have been left inconsolable after realising it is a ridiculous and pathetic waste of time.

Gumtree landlords to take an 'Are you a f**king maniac?' test 


PEOPLE renting out properties on Gumtree are to be made to take a test to determine whether not they are maniacs.

Man unveils plan to burn the crap out of a pizza at 3am 


A MAN has announced he will be arriving home drunk around three in the morning and then burning the shit out of a frozen pizza.