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TV news viewers are once again glued to screens filled with endless speculation and wild inaccuracy.
THE operator of Britain’s only privately-run NHS hospital has admitted that it is struggling to make enough money out of human misery.
CATS have once again utterly failed to keep their resolutions to change their ways in the new year.
RETAILER Tesco has confirmed that it is shutting more than one in every 10 million of its UK stores.
DOCTORS advising against binge-watching high-quality US dramas have introduced a limit of 21 units a week, or 18 for women.
A NEWLY-DISCOVERED Earth-like planet has said it is probably not the kind of place humans would be into living on.
A GROUP of apricots has pledged to remain hard and sour for all eternity.