A MIDDLE CLASS family have been spotted relaxing in front of their house, in a clear breach of social convention.
PRET A Manger has announced plans to open its ten millionth London branch by the end of the decade.
IRRESPONSIBLE Britons are running up huge debts to live in buildings and buy food.
THE head of a massive company has earned more than your annual salary in just four days, although to be fair you don’t really work very hard.
THE audience at a production of Peter Pan have been told they must believe in Brexit if Tinkerbell is to live.
A COUPLE have completely filled their flat with nauseating framed pictures of themselves being in love.
ATTEMPTS to bribe the workforce with cake have failed miserably, it has been confirmed.
A MAN having a month off alcohol is putting his concerns about life expectancy before his mates, it has been claimed.