BRITAIN'S biggest accountancy firm has been accused of organising its clients’ finances and helping them reduce their tax bills.
AN ONLINE personality test has proved 100 per cent accurate in predicting the woman completing it is self-obsessed and bored with her job.
TIPS on how to be a female jihadi will soon appear in the pages of Cosmopolitan, the magazine has confirmed.
A NASA space probe has been launched to find Earth-like planets who can lend us money.
AUTHOR Harper Lee has promised that her new book will contain explicit instructions on how to catch and kill mockingbirds.
MILLIONS of people are registering to vote so they can scrawl obscenities across their worthless ballot paper.
CHILDREN are more familiar with Fosters lager than McVities biscuits because they prefer beer to Hobnobs.
THE love lock craze has seen thousands of couples pledging their devotion is as unbreakable as a padlock from Poundstretcher.