IT'S really not worrying that porn websites have information about users' whereabouts and habits, according to everyone.
ALL 50 US states are now incredibly frightening if you are an ordinary British person, it has been confirmed.
SAMSUNG has unveiled a bendable TV inspired by hallucinogens.
NEWSPAPERS are hoping to increase readership by placing a randomly selected number at the start of each headline.
HIGH-STAKES gambling machines are the nearest poor people can get to the thrill of the stock exchange, according to bookmakers.
GRANDCHILDREN have confirmed that kissing elderly relatives is like putting your mouth against a crypt.
BRITAIN'S libraries have been unaffected by the January rush for self-improvement, say librarians.
THE government is calling on shoppers to source more of their pointless, dreadful food from British farmers.