THE large number of dead pigs found in a Shanghai river is the result of a mermaid hen party, it has emerged.
DAVID Cameron has ditched plans for minimum alcohol pricing after a revolt by the Cabinet's problem drinkers.
NASA scientists found a tribe of sexy women living on Mars but decided to keep it to themselves, it has emerged.
THE penguins of the Falkland Islands last night continued to play the 'long game'.
EVEN small children have run out of patience with the snow, it has emerged.