THE commission on new powers for Scotland has unveiled a camel with nine legs, seven humps and 13 buttocks.
THE new Jurassic Park sequel features no peril because of improved health and safety at the dinosaur park.
THE ‘fog’ currently enveloping Bristol has a strong aroma of cannabis, it has been claimed.
KILLER seals are attempting to engage police in pseudo-intellectual cat-and-mouse games.
PEOPLE who claim to be perfectionists are just moody bastards, it has emerged.
ANGRY men have told Tesco to remove signs implying toys are for children.
THE new anti-terrorism bill will give everyone the choice of being a spy or an enemy of the state.
A FREE meal at a high street restaurant is ample reward for months of relentless poorly-paid toil, according to employees.