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Shanghai pigs killed by mermaid hen party
THE large number of dead pigs found in a Shanghai river is the result of a mermaid hen party, it has emerged.
Shit-faced Theresa May in minimum price revolt
DAVID Cameron has ditched plans for minimum alcohol pricing after a revolt by the Cabinet's problem drinkers.
NASA secretly discovered sexy Martian women
NASA scientists found a tribe of sexy women living on Mars but decided to keep it to themselves, it has emerged.
Falklands penguins bide their time
THE penguins of the Falkland Islands last night continued to play the 'long game'.
Even little kids want snow to f*ck off now
EVEN small children have run out of patience with the snow, it has emerged.