FANS of fashionable US-type food have been reminded that it is just meat with cheese on it.
BRITAIN’S supermarkets have revealed plans to stop concealing their utter loathing of the public.
THOUSANDS of people who find actual music too confusing are excited to purchase the new single by Cheryl Cole.
THE legal obligation to display a valid tax disc has been shifted from cars to people.
HUMANITY is conflicted over whether it is worth decimating the planet to maintain the supply of desirable consumer goods.
MODEL Kelly Brook has left the mortal plane to travel the higher realms looking for love.
PARENTS unable to afford school fees have been reduced to leaving public school prospectuses in highly visible areas of their homes.
ANYTHING described as ‘totally legal’ is always the wrong thing to do, it has emerged.