MEN across the Western world are under intense social pressure to become Nazis, experts have claimed.
THIS group of twats is working on something truly dreadful, it has emerged.
FLOODING in places that have never suffered flooding before is now an annual pre-Christmas event, it has been confirmed.
A WOMAN has given a bullshit reason for not going to work because there is now no such thing as lying.
RAVERS at Fabric nightclub are to go mental within strict local authority guidelines.
A MAN is wrongly using the term ‘special snowflake’ to refer to anyone who does not share his mean-spirited opinions, it has emerged.
BRITAIN has realised there is an obvious upside to making Nigel Farage ambassador to the US.
A LAPTOP user in a cafe is determined to see off lunchtime customers who actually buy food.
- Woman chooses coffee over safeguarding future of The Guardian
- Indian takeaway includes bag of disgusting-looking 'salad' for some reason
- 31-year old unsure if she is a 'millennial' or some other bullshit thing
- Queen to teach Trump a thing or two about vulgar interior design
- Man feeling betrayed by Carrie Fisher affair