KEN Loach has criticised the scheduling of costume dramas on Sunday evenings instead of plays about the debasement of the working classes.
THE undead have pledged their support for Donald Trump in the US presidential election.
THE Bank of England has promised anyone worried about inflation that soon they will look back and marvel at how naive they were.
AN EXPRESS reader is struggling to come to terms with his new reality after receiving a different newspaper by mistake.
A PICTURE involving a basket has received a coveted award for uninspired kitten photography.
BOB Dylan has not opened his letter from the Nobel Prize committee because he believes it is a gas bill.
AN OFFICE worker’s ID badge photo shows them 20 years ago when they thought they’d only be there six months.
MIDDLE CLASS pupils are not getting enough help to be the best at everything, say their parents.