MOTHERS do not mind earning a third less because having children is so wonderful, a report has found.
WOMEN are opposed to Nicole Scherzinger, it has been confirmed.
A MAN keeps mentioning his children in a way that is clearly meant to make people respect him, it has emerged.
THE delightful new series of The Great British Bake Off will make the rest of 2016 seem like a scary, nasty dream, the BBC has confirmed.
BRITONS are hoping the UK will suffer social and economic chaos if it supports their views on Brexit, they have revealed.
BRITAIN’S girlfriends have confirmed that nothing is wrong, but in a slightly offhand way which suggests that this may not be the case.
MUSIC fans have been warned that the Red Hot Chili Peppers still exist.
A MIDDLE-CLASS couple who went to V Festival have been left shocked and horrified.