A COUPLE who have been married for 60 years say the secret of their success is to have no contact with each other whatsoever.
AVERAGE Londoners are excitedly looking forward to missing a host of cultural events in the capital.
FELINE dominance of the internet will be handed over to goats later today.
THE newly-completed Crossrail tunnel across London already carries a whiff of urine.
A 54 YEAR-old man from Hertfordshire has revealed he read an entire Daily Mail story about Caitlyn Jenner.
TONY Blair has pledged to transform an anti-extremist organisation into ‘a brand that extremists can trust’.
YOUNG children are the most fascist group in Britain, with pensioners a distant second, it has emerged.
COUPLES are pledging their devotion to each other by placing double up-and-over garage doors at romantic bridges.