A 28-YEAR-OLD man has admitted he wants nothing more from life than to have thicker arms.
A VIBRANT luxury development in East London has been demolished to make space for a drop-in centre for locals of all ages.
CAMPAIGNERS have called for a ban on the sale of Vegemite because of how it tastes.
THE government is to combat rail strikes by putting together a crack team of retired ‘scabs’.
TIPS given to waiters in Pizza Express are funding the middle class equivalent of Class War, it has emerged.
SMALL children ask a lot of questions as part of a strategy of being deliberately irritating, it has emerged.
A WOULD-BE good Samaritan is theoretically up for buying a homeless person something to eat.
A NEW cooking show will see contestants compete by bringing in their favourite junk food.