THE love lock craze has seen thousands of couples pledging their devotion is as unbreakable as a padlock from Poundstretcher.
THE Met Office has warned that southern England is about to be hit by the sort of cross-fire hurricanes not seen since Mick Jagger was born.
A LOYAL iPhone charger has crossed a continent to be reunited with its owner.
LONDONERS who move to the provinces will never fit in because their souls are tainted by the city’s evil aura.
THE requirements for being deemed a ‘legend’ have been raised from buying colleagues a doughnut to overcoming a seemingly invincible adversary.
31-YEAR-OLD Julian Cook does not like cycling, it has been claimed.
THE public has expressed total approval for genetically altered babies that do not need to shit.
PEOPLE who committed crimes while hungry are to be released from prison, it has emerged.