MILLIONS of people across Britain have set up cameras in their living rooms so they can film themselves watching themselves watching television.
BRITAIN’S pubs will have a section of the bar reserved for people who know what they’re doing this Christmas.
THE government is to make all towns more like the capital, with an increase in hostility and chicken shops.
WORKERS have reported experiencing a reversal of time in the final hours before their Christmas break.
NINTENDO'S forthcoming Mario Kart 8 is to include Martin Amis as an unlockable character.
WOMEN have called for an end to advertisements that show party preparation as a fun female bonding activity.
NORTH Korea's leader Kim Jong-un has admitted wondering if his people love him as deeply and infinitely as they claim.
TRADITIONALISTS are in uproar after it emerged that the new plastic banknotes will carry Hitler's image.