NEW guidelines will give social workers the power to take children into care if their parents do not have tattoos of their names.
BRITONS would prefer it if television weather presenters gave them false hope.
BRITAIN'S theme parks do not have a single real dinosaur or pirate, it has emerged.
THE Daily Mail has called on the government to stop sending money to poor foreigners when it could be used to replace carpets right here in Britain.
FOLLOWING the success of The Lego Movie, acclaimed films are to be remade with Lego men instead of actors.
LAR Von Trier's new film will be released in a version that fast-forwards to the nudity.
THE creator of Flappy Bird has pulled the game after players failed to recognise it as a nihilistic art piece.
BRITAIN has offered to swap countries with Romania.