YOU should be like this eerie 40s-style family, it has been confirmed.
THE Microsoft website which tells you how old you look is thoroughly enjoying your horrified reaction.
BRITAIN has condemned small talk as idiotic and pointless and called for its immediate abolition.
USE of the insult ‘prick’ is at its highest level since the late 1980s, researchers have found.
THE Scottish National Party is to develop its own flag and a special salute for party members.
THE Church of England is to sell its shares in fossil fuel companies and continue to not give that money to the poor.
SOUTHERN trains has admitted its passengers are 'resilient bastards' who do not know when they are beaten.
INCREASED life expectancy has forced several key sayings about man’s lot to be revised.