MADONNA’S family has made the difficult decision to send her to Rydean Manor residential care home in Sussex.
THE NHS has admitted some forms of heart disease are caused by the alignment of planets in the outer solar system.
TONIGHT'S Brit Awards will end all arguments about music by definitively establishing what is worth listening to.
GREECE is to establish a system that collects money from its citizens.
MODERN men have been warned that their fathers could easily kick the shit out of them.
RESEARCHERS have discovered huge craters in Siberia that would be perfect for a rave.
BINGE drinkers are highly sensitive intellectuals coping with the inherent pain of human existence, it has emerged.
ROLF Harris has been stripped of his honorary Stylophone.