JOHN Lewis has announced that its 17% staff bonuses will be paid in the form of non-essential household accessories.
MIDDLE-AGED mothers get that 'interesting' short haircut so men will leave them alone, it has emerged.
JUST watching a lot of BBC4 does not make you a qualified astrophysicist, it has been claimed.
POP singer Rihanna has treated fans to MRI scans of her internal organs.
THE high cost of child care means that most parents only work to avoid their kids, it has emerged.
BACON has asserted that it is the greatest and all other food is its bitch.