THE return of the Flying Scotsman has reminded Britain of a simpler time before the internet ruined everything.
DOWNLOADING an exercise app is not the same as actually doing exercise, it has been confirmed.
A 26-YEAR-OLD man is nodding along to the music in a cafe so that others can see how he really gets it.
THE leader of the Night’s Watch has joined the campaign to end Westeros's economic union with neighbouring Essos.
PEOPLE who decided to ignore 'the so-called experts’ have conceded that they did in fact have useful knowledge.
THE father of a two-year-old has admitted wiping away tears after realising his son is no longer oblivious to his foul language.
JEREMY Clarkson has officially apologised to cold cuts and salads after saying they were not good enough for him.
MARS bars have been recalled across Europe following the discovery they help consumers to do nothing except become fatter.