CHARACTERS in radio soap The Archers have been revealed to inhabit the same reality as Spider-Man and the Human Torch.
MEN are increasingly worried that their barbecue is smaller than average, it has emerged.
THE UK’s intelligence agency is using Twitter to ask if anyone has any terrorist stuff going on this weekend.
ANYONE without a valid passport is to be confined in a vast internment camp the size and shape of the United Kingdom.
WOMEN’S magazines recommend films that every other media outlet finds reprehensible, experts have discovered.
THE BBC is to introduce a new rolling 24-hour channel dedicated to breakfast TV.
PEOPLE who don't like everything must have something wrong with them, it has been confirmed.
MARK Zuckerberg has sacrificed himself to make Facebook work again.