TWITTER and Facebook users are hunting for a man who failed to turn a lost toy into a viral internet phenomenon.
TESCO’S new automated till has the character of a divorced middle-aged woman with a borderline drink problem.
A TIME traveller from 1964 has expressed his shock and disgust that men are still urinating into a trough.
SNIFFER dogs drafted in to tackle the Channel Tunnel migrant chaos are worried they are being ‘stitched up’ by David Cameron.
WEST End theatre goers have complained after a man watched Apocalypse Now on a 42 inch plasma TV during a performance of Harold Pinter’s The Caretaker.
STRANDED lorry drivers in Kent have broken records for the level of violent racism in their conversations.
REVENUE & Customs has warned that all summer romances must begin by midnight.
COMMUTING from the Sea of Tranquility is now cheaper than renting a studio flat in Camden.