A PIONEERING penis transplant may be the first time the male organ has actually helped someone, it has been claimed.
A HUNGOVER office worker is this morning hoping that wearing headphones will somehow make him invisible.
AN OFFICE worker's holiday handover email is just a passive aggressive list of reasons she hates her job, it has been revealed.
A MAN has been left bewildered by a social interaction with other, more common men.
A HUGE fly has announced plans to fly into living rooms in a fast and confused fashion before desperately trying to find his way out again.
A SIX-YEAR-OLD girl taken on holiday during the school term will be a week behind in colouring for the rest of her life, teachers have confirmed.
SLOVENIAN Eurovision fans are gleefully anticipating whatever crazy act the UK is entering for Eurovision this year.
THE BBC has told the Conservative Party to get over that time they dated back in 1996.