A RECORD number of students are to study subjects they just found out existed.
WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange has told reporters at the Ecuadorian embassy that he is unchained like Django and to call him maybe.
HUNDREDS of Britons have made the traditional summer trip to Saudi Arabia to show off their average cars.
ALL owners of babies or kittens are convinced they would be perfect for lucrative advertising work.
A HOLE in the space-time continuum is to allow the makers of Downton Abbey to introduce product placement.
TRUST fund recipients think it is normal to have large amounts of free money.
ROUTINE fire drills have been condemned for making workers think the place they hate most will be destroyed.
THE ‘underclass’ are giving Britons a sense of superiority for only £30bn a year.