WORKERS have reported experiencing a reversal of time in the final hours before their Christmas break.
NINTENDO'S forthcoming Mario Kart 8 is to include Martin Amis as an unlockable character.
WOMEN have called for an end to advertisements that show party preparation as a fun female bonding activity.
NORTH Korea's leader Kim Jong-un has admitted wondering if his people love him as deeply and infinitely as they claim.
TRADITIONALISTS are in uproar after it emerged that the new plastic banknotes will carry Hitler's image.
THE search for shale gas in the UK is beginning to feel as if it might be psychotic, it has emerged.
TOY shops are to stop under-18s from buying their goods so they can go to collectors who properly appreciate them.
THE late Ronnie Biggs has been hailed for his contribution to theft.