POPE Francis has wowed the United States Congress with a rendition of his favourite hip-hop track.
A MOTHER has set a new British record for totally losing her shit on the morning school run.
A COUPLE is to become the first in Britain to divorce because of Jeremy Corbyn.
A COUPLE are puzzled by how their unhinged, paranoid behaviour has failed to save their troubled relationship.
SOME people have designed a car that will reach 1,000mph for absolutely no reason.
MIDDLE CLASS people will spend the autumn protesting about things to prove they are not typically middle class.
A NEW Scottish thesaurus contains almost half a million insulting racial epithets for the country's southern neighbours.
A CAT owner is convinced that her pet is unique.