SPORTS Direct boss Mike Ashley runs his business like a Victorian workhouse as a homage to his favourite writer Charles Dickens.
DONALD Trump has told America that he is actually an enormous eagle with red-and-white striped wings.
THE 180,000 new registered Labour supporters thought they were buying exclusive front-row access to a Beyonce gig.
A SOLID gold South American idol, lost for 1,600 years, has been found unexpectedly in the self-service bagging area of a Swindon Tesco.
A BABY is enjoying its first few days on earth with absolutely no clue of the havoc it has wreaked on its mother's body and mind.
BEER has reached a level of insane deliciousness, it has been confirmed.
52 per cent of the UK does not believe the moon landings happened, and that is not the first time that number has made headlines recently.
THE pasty people of Britain have just two days to expose their bodies to enough sunlight to last for the other 363 days.