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Lambs disillusioned
MANY of this year's lambs are being born jaded.
Febreze ads trigger hepatitis epidemic
ADVERTS for Febreze 'fabric refresher' have caused numerous cases of hepatitis.
Facebook fuelling black market trade in personalities
GENUINELY eccentric people are selling their character traits to young social media obsessives, it has emerged.
Britain to continue cupping bankers' testicles
BRITAIN will oppose an EU ban on gently warming the testicles of bankers.
Morrissey's cat hates him
MORRISSEY’S cat thinks his owner is a knob, it has emerged.
Councils want more money to basically come and get your bins
MANY local councils are to charge more for what amounts to emptying bins, it has emerged.
‘Soft touch’ Britain to become ‘total bastard’ Britain
THE UK is going to be a total bastard to foreigners and people in general, David Cameron has announced.