A MAN has insisted the ankle he sprained last month be listed alongside Prince’s death, Brexit and Trump when discussing the awfulness of 2016.
A NEW gospel suggests that Jesus’s birth was visited by a fourth wise man who gave him a Lynx Africa gift set.
DESPERATE grandmothers across Britain are willing to pay between £1,000 and £10,000 for endangered pink wafers.
THE prime minister endured the public humiliation of having to pull a Christmas cracker with herself at the EU’s Christmas party in Brussels.
A CAT has vowed to destroy the six-foot Christmas tree currently in her living room.
AN 81-YEAR-OLD white man is confused about why he isn’t running the world.
INTERNET start-up director Tom Logan, aged 27, earns £140,000 a year and wants to know how angry that makes you.
CHRISTMAS is providing excellent ‘camouflage’ for people who are shitfaced all year round, they have revealed.