JOHNNY Depp’s string of poor career choices has ended with a captivating short film about why it is wrong to smuggle dogs into Australia.
SETTLING down with kids and a mortgage is an incredible achievement that surpasses anything else, according to a man whose other plans failed.
ADULTS are violently arguing in an office this morning because of the public’s decision to give a boat a stupid name.
A POIGNANT photo at the Taj Mahal has given the Duchess of Cambridge a fresh opportunity to tell her husband’s exes to eat it.
A WOMAN in the office is exactly as attractive without her glasses, according to disappointed onlookers.
BRITONS are to ignore the manufacturer’s recommendation to only eat Dolmio once a week and chug six jars tonight, like every Friday.
BRITAIN and Bhutan have moved back from the brink of war after a visit by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.
ONLY 13 percent of people who support Boris Johnson are aware that his surname is Johnson.