SUMMER has decided to end suddenly for artistic reasons, it has confirmed.
EVIL children have thanked Pixar’s Inside Out for putting the blame on cartoon characters.
MILLIONS of older men have been nodding vigorously at the Lord Sewel sex and drugs scandal.
SEAGULLS have cemented their position as humanity’s arch-enemy by opening a lettings agency specialising in ‘luxury studio flats’.
THE benefits of being born middle class are not worth all the bullshit, it has been claimed.
PHOTOS from inside the White House on September 11th 2001 show Dick Cheney looking exactly as you would expect if the conspiracy theories were true.
A FAMILY are spending a weekend camping in order to really appreciate their three bedroom house.
OREGANO bought on the streets is laced with other herbs that could have devastating effects on a tomato-based sauce.