A RETIRED couple spent three days on a coach because that is their twisted idea of fun.
THE computers in your local library are so old they were used by ancient Sumerian tribes some 4000 years ago.
A TATTOO claiming ‘Only God Can Judge Me’, has been proved wrong by a county court judge.
A CHAIN of pubs called The Brexiteer has opened for people who are jubilant about leaving the EU.
BRITAIN now belongs to a Peruvian drug lord after an ‘accident’ by Boris Johnson.
MUM Mary Fisher has admitted that her short visit to Games Workshop this weekend was the most baffling experience of her life.
A WOMAN with a spare gig ticket has offered it to her best friend at full face value plus booking fee.
BRITAIN’S dominance of international pommel horsing is confirmation that Brexit will be a huge success.