THE Guardian has condemned the middle-class gentrification of Brixton by its own readers.
DAVID Cameron has insisted bombing Libya and then forgetting about it was an act of statesmanship.
HSBC is to move its HQ from London and is considering an offer from the pirate king of Somalia.
A MAN who turns into the Hulk has revealed it never happens when he actually needs it.
CROWDS outside St Mary’s Hospital in West London have been hurling abuse at any non-royal newborns.
LONDONERS are competing to plunge into quirky, independently-run holes in the pavement.
BRITONS exercise purely to justify eating more food, it has emerged.
EVERYONE on television and radio is just some fucker trying to get you all worked up.