RUSSIAN President Vladimir Putin has insisted the massive military parade through Red Square today was ‘rather jolly’.
NO sheepdog has ever made the transition to shepherd, it has emerged.
THE next version of Apple’s iPhone will have a visceral dislike for the police force.
A FOUR-YEAR-OLD American boy who claims to have visited heaven has confirmed that everyone there was heavily armed.
MORE than 400,000 hits of acid, guaranteed to send people spiralling into the abyss, are being prepared for Metallica's performance at Glastonbury.
THE row over faith-based meat has escalated with Anglicans demanding that packaging shows an image of Jesus eating a large sausage.
THE UK is the best country in Europe for awarding a university place to anybody who would like one.
THE new chairman of the BBC is a violent criminal known as the ‘Skull Cracker’.