PEOPLE who decided to ignore 'the so-called experts’ have conceded that they did in fact have useful knowledge.
THE father of a two-year-old has admitted wiping away tears after realising his son is no longer oblivious to his foul language.
JEREMY Clarkson has officially apologised to cold cuts and salads after saying they were not good enough for him.
MARS bars have been recalled across Europe following the discovery they help consumers to do nothing except become fatter.
A BRISTOL Zoo-based gorilla mother is under fire after it was claimed she made no effort to have a natural birth.
WEED lovers are trialling a system whereby one person in the group remains capable of communicating, they have announced.
THE Brexit campaign is receiving record backing from the public after being rebranded as Bring Back Duty Free.
THE world’s most renowned left-wing thinker has decided to retire following Russell Brand’s latest online rant, it has been confirmed.