THERE were joyful scenes in the offices of Wikipedia yesterday after the website received its first ever financial donation.
EVIL capitalist oppressors are furious after discovering workers will get 10 days off at Christmas while only taking three days' leave.
BARACK Obama has been released from hospital after biting his tongue too hard around Donald Trump.
THE public has hit out at the normal moon for its lack of effort after being wowed by the 'supermoon'.
INFLATION has dropped because Britain’s economy is running with the same fingers-crossed uncertainty as a Vauxhall Nova with 200,000 miles on the clock.
A MEMBER of London’s fancy, stuck-up liberal elite is unable to afford his rent, it has emerged.
EU OFFICIALS say if Britain does not have a Brexit plan they can offer one titled ‘F**k Off’.
MILLIONS of Britons are feeling unconfident in their winter hats.