A 45-YEAR-OLD man was laughed at when he tried to explain The Stone Roses to his son.
A WOMAN posted a smug Facebook status update about her baby and then had to clean up its liquid shit, it has emerged.
A SIX-PACK of Monster Munch and two toffee fudge milkshakes have been added to the inflation basket to stop children whining.
WINNING Crufts would be easy if you practised all day, ordinary dogs have claimed.
AN UNDERGROUND road between Manchester and Leeds will disprove the theory that all tunnels have a light at the end of them, it has been claimed.
A MAN has so many unsightly tattoos that the best option is to colour all of him in with blue-grey ink, a tattoo artist has decided.
GEORGE RR Martin is to change Game of Thrones’s title to Tits and Dragons, it has been confirmed.
54-YEAR-OLD Roy Hobbs has seen nothing funny in Top Gear’s foreign host offending his host nation’s cultural sensibilities.