PEOPLE with big letters strewn around their homes are illiterate morons, it has been confirmed.
AS Britain prepares to spend £300 million on chocolate, experts have confirmed that chips are still far better.
BRITONS lost what would have been their greatest hour over the weekend.
NIGEL Farage has revealed the original version of his new book was about African-American lesbians.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has been advised that interest in her forthcoming baby is hovering around zero.
RESEARCHERS have definitively proven that children aged 11-16 are in complete command of any bus they are on.
LONDON hotel The Savoy has closed its doors after more than 125 years following a one-star TripAdvisor review.
THE UK government has been overthrown by a liberal elite junta headed by Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee.