INTERNET debates can be won by simply inventing evidence, it has been confirmed.
ALEX Salmond has voted 'No' to Scottish independence.
A FALL in unemployment may be connected to Iain Duncan Smith’s new pie shop in central London.
ANDY Murray has backed Scottish independence and offered to pay the country’s state pensions when everything goes to hell.
THE third largest of the Shetland Islands has threatened to launch its own bid for independence if the islands separate from an independent Scotland.
CATS have asked for a change in policy so they can be owned by people who are not weird.
SCOTTISH independence, ISIS, the Ebola virus and the performance of Chetna on The Great British Bake-Off are all significant risks to global security.
SUPERMODEL Cara Delevingne will play Margo Leadbetter in a big budget drama about the dark side of suburban self-sufficiency.