A BRIDE-TO-BE who wanted a couple of drinks instead of a burlesque dance class, artisan gin tasting and weekend in Budapest has been branded selfish by her friends.
TECH experts have confirmed that the UK could have a driverless government as soon as 2020.
A MAN chased down and beaten by Tom Hardy luckily turned out to be some sort of thief, the actor has amazedly admitted.
UKIP supporters can only flourish in modern society by breaking out of their closed communities of aging bigots, experts believe.
INTERNET users want to know who exactly the fuck is buying these titanium spinning tops that are advertised on every website.
AN OFFICE worker is struggling through Tuesday by focusing on making it to Wednesday, after which there are only two more days until the weekend.
WORKING dogs spend most of their days discussing how lazy and entitled non-working dogs are, it has emerged.
A MAN'S brain has erased all remnants of GCSE French in order to relearn the moves to the Macarena.
- Office f**ked without the one woman who knows what she’s doing
- Woman discovers adding 'LOL!' is great excuse to be an utter shit
- Middle-class family tanning absolute f**k out of their National Trust membership
- EU dares to have Brexit demands
- Cyclists handed yet another reason to think they’re better than you