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Internet argument won by making things up

INTERNET debates can be won by simply inventing evidence, it has been confirmed.

Salmond votes ‘No’

ALEX Salmond has voted 'No' to Scottish independence.

Unemployment falls as IDS opens pie shop

A FALL in unemployment may be connected to Iain Duncan Smith’s new pie shop in central London.

Andy Murray offers to fund Scottish pension system

ANDY Murray has backed Scottish independence and offered to pay the country’s state pensions when everything goes to hell.

Unst may separate from Shetland Islands

THE third largest of the Shetland Islands has threatened to launch its own bid for independence if the islands separate from an independent Scotland.

Could we be owned by normal people? ask cats

CATS have asked for a change in policy so they can be owned by people who are not weird.

Pretty much everything a threat to global security

SCOTTISH independence, ISIS, the Ebola virus and the performance of Chetna on The Great British Bake-Off are all significant risks to global security.

Cara Delevingne to play Margo in movie version of The Good Life

SUPERMODEL Cara Delevingne will play Margo Leadbetter in a big budget drama about the dark side of suburban self-sufficiency.