GREECE’S left-wing leader has said he would never unleash the Kraken and called for the monster to be phased out.
PSYCHICS are still in existence despite the fact it is 2016.
A DEAD starfish has washed up on a Norfolk beach, where it is being carried around by a dog.
Men spend most of lives imagining they are manager of favourite football team with an unlimited budget
MEN spend around 60 per cent of their lives daydreaming about managing their favourite football team with unlimited money to spend on players, it has emerged.
THE Pope has officially proclaimed that God did not intend anyone to eat savoury pancakes.
A MUM is using Facebook to ask questions that would be easily answered with an internet search.
A MALE office worker with a cold is excitedly awaiting clever and funny remarks about how he actually has ‘man flu’, it has emerged.
A SUPERHERO fan is concerned that hugely profitable intellectual properties such as Iron Man may not survive in new Marvel film Captain America: Civil War.