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Usual dicks making idiotic fuss over maintenance of large bell

THE maintenance of a large bell in central London has caused uproar among the usual dicks.

Despotic lunatic forces women to become 'maids' and wear matching uniforms

A GROUP of women are being forced to act as 'maids' to a power-mad lunatic.

Davis trying to sneak old Ford Fiesta he can't shift into Brexit deal 


DAVID Davis has tried to sneak a number of things he has been trying to sell online into the Brexit deal, it has been confirmed.

Gluten-free brownies mostly compost

GLUTEN-free brownies contain the same ingredients as a bag of old, dried up compost from B&Q, it has been confirmed.

Passengers desperate to know backstory of bus drivers who didn't wave to each other

BUS passengers have been speculating on a breach of protocol after two bus drivers failed to wave to each other.

Threatening nuclear war no longer the worst thing Trump has done this week

DONALD  Trump has impressed the international community by managing to make threatening a pre-emptive nuclear strike seem comparatively reasonable.

Hunt uses same plumber who installed NHS IT system

JEREMY Hunt has paid £44,000 for a shower room in his office after employing the same plumber who installed the NHS computer system.

‘Sharting’ to be renamed ‘Faraging’

'SHARTING' is to be renamed 'Faraging' in honour of the former UKIP leader, it has been confirmed.