THE new anti-terrorism bill will give everyone the choice of being a spy or an enemy of the state.
A FREE meal at a high street restaurant is ample reward for months of relentless poorly-paid toil, according to employees.
FORMER Batman Christian Bale is to play a new self-devised superhero called Megabatman.
THE government has confirmed that you are too busy to eat properly, exercise or enjoy relationships.
A GROUP of people kept in isolation for the last six months has guessed exactly why there are riots in the US town of Ferguson.
GRAND Designs host Kevin McCloud has launched a clinical, futuristic Christmas grotto for poncey families.
ANYTHING that makes you unhappy is a direct result of class war, it has been confirmed.
THE UK's home workers have hit out at TV advertisers' assumption that they are compensation-obsessed lowlives.