THE Guardian has created a French dictionary that contains only feminine words.
NO-ONE wants to be the first to remove the Pride rainbow from their Facebook picture, it has emerged.
OFFICE workers eating their sandwiches in the park are increasingly never going back to work or society.
ALL other canned drinks regard San Pellegrino as a smug prick with a stupid foil hat, it has emerged.
THE best thing at Glastonbury was getting smashed in your tent, it has emerged.
54-YEAR-OLD plumber Tom Booker has grudgingly complimented the physiques of Gay Pride participants.
THE Queen is not enjoying her visit to Germany, it has emerged.
EVERY guest bedroom in human history has had an unsettling picture hanging on the wall, it has been confirmed.