THERESA May has told GP surgeries to teach a range of evening classes to avoid closure.
A WOMAN who acts like a sophisticated occasional drinker only does it because alcohol turns her into a raging psychopath, it has emerged.
THE mutant guitarist from Mad Max: Fury Road has become the latest musician to reject an offer to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration.
A WOMAN who managed to act normal during a 20-minute interview for a room in a shared house cannot wait to reveal how insane she is.
A WOMAN who would not shut up about going vegan for a month has gorged herself on cheddar like an animal.
A FATHER is feeling inadequate after his bastard next-door neighbour built a far superior snowman.
SKY TV has pulled the broadcast of its Michael Jackson comedy drama, after realising the whole thing was completely insane from start to finish.
A BUS driver has been wrongly thanked at the end of a bus journey, it has emerged.