BRITAIN’S historical battle re-enactors have volunteered their services for the forthcoming Crimean war.
ONE in five people admitted to accident and emergency units are setting up a stall and selling second hand goods.
POOR children are being given the three key middle class things as part of a government bid to improve them.
THE United States and Europe have warned Vladimir Putin to watch his post box for a passive-aggressive bombshell.
THE devil has announced a reduction in the fee paid for human souls.
AN ANCIENT virus found beneath the Siberian permafrost cannot infect and control humans, according to scientists with odd monotone voices.
MERYL Streep has become the first person in the historic ‘Oscars selfie’ to fall victim to its curse.
PEOPLE in damaging relationships will stay together to get a third off rail travel, it has been claimed.