TAPAS-TYPE meals are proof that the concept of sharing is overrated, it has been claimed.
WORLD leaders are considering a nuclear missile attack on Calfornia's Coachella festival.
CREATING an aspirational street food brand is one of a series of new scouting badges, it has been confirmed.
BRITONS who prefer weekends without expensive social obligations have opposed gay and straight marriage.
PRINCE William only asked a New Zealand woman to make another baby shawl because the first one was so shit.
A MAN who looks like he travelled here in a brass time machine actually works in marketing, it has been confirmed.
INFANTS cry at night because they're little bastards, according to new research.
FORMER homeopathic doctors are offering a new treatment where patients smoke a lot of cigarettes.