Young Doctor Who fan wants to know when gran will regenerate

A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD Doctor Who fan wants to know when her gran is coming back to life.

Atheist able to make moral decisions

HUMANS who do not believe in a god still have some morals, it has emerged.

Playstation 5 to do away with humans

SONY has confirmed the new Playstation has no need of you.

Cinemas urged to show 'prayer advert' purely for its entertainment value

CINEMAS have been urged to screen a banned ‘advert for praying’ because it sounds like it might be weirdly entertaining.

Daily Mail exactly the same in parallel universe where Nazis won

THE Daily Mail in an alternate universe where Hitler won the war is absolutely identical, it has been confirmed.

Woman doesn’t have to watch weight because everyone else does it for her

A WOMAN has abandoned watching her weight because her mother, boyfriend and work colleagues already have it covered.

'We earn £190K a year. Should we sell a child so we can buy another flat?'

The sheer cost of middle-class life in London means they can only afford one large house and one buy-to-let flat.

Charity launches National Smartphone Day

A CHARITY has launched a special day to raise awareness about underused smartphones.