POPE Francis has admitted he is improvising, all the time.
LLOYDS staff have complained that being ‘digitised’ merely involves being sacked rather than blasted into a thrilling video game world.
THE Tree of the Year competition is dominated by trees with wealthy and well-connected parents, critics have claimed.
A NEW device that cancels out all mention of Benedict Cumberbatch is selling out everywhere.
PETS of all species have demanded that unlimited amounts of food are made available to them at all times.
NORTHERN rail commuters have admitted that they have no real need to go anywhere very fast.
CONTROLLING boyfriends think Danny Pink is the all-time top Doctor Who companion, it has emerged.
MORE than half of Taylor Swift's new album is about her brief but tempestuous relationship with George Osborne.