A COMPANY has gone bankrupt after every member of staff perfected the art of looking like they were actually working.
LEICESTER has been named as next year’s UK anti-arts city.
A LYING bastard of a phone claimed it had at least 12 percent battery life left before dying two minutes later.
EDINBURGH residents have been told they can return safely to the city without being performed at.
INDIE legends The Smiths have admitted they will eventually play a series of hate-filled reunion gigs.
A FORMER 007 has claimed that Jeremy Corbyn does not have what it takes to fight the evil forces of SMERSH.
RAIL companies have devised an incomprehensible new fare structure, specially for women.
TAXI drivers and men on bikes are almost at the point where they will stop disguising their lust as loathing.