THE BBC has released an exclusive picture of new Doctor Who Peter Capaldi's mug.
The makers of Angry Birds have admitted that the game is a virtual training camp for militant Islam.
A MAN who had a near-death experience has returned with a refreshingly detailed account of the afterlife.
SCANDINAVIAN drama The Bridge is being ruined by the English subtitles, Guardian readers have claimed.
FEMALE scientists have unearthed a swarthy, blue-eyed Mesolithic hunter they believe was the first hot man.
PROVINCIAL cities have hailed the capital’s boom in knobhead jobs as the best thing that's ever happened to them.
THE Queen is to offer bed and breakfast accommodation so that she can continue living in Buckingham Palace.
THE Pope has reassured the public that doves are utterly dispensable.