CIA AGENTS are still chuckling to themselves about how Mark Zuckerberg actually thinks he created Facebook.
EVERYONE in Britain is secretly drinking 15-20 cans of cheap, unbranded energy drinks a day, it has been confirmed.
A MASSIVE spider has confirmed that it is in no way more scared of you than you are of it, so you best just keep walking.
A MUM has reacted with shock and disgust to a photo that everyone else realised was a hoax eight years ago, it has emerged.
THE bastard Teletubbies earn more than you do, it has emerged.
A TOURIST claims his rucksack acted independently when it smashed into the faces of fellow passengers on a crowded train.
AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD watching his mother give birth would rather be at the zoo, it has emerged.
OLYMPICS-RELATED office 'fun' only serves to highlight the shitness of work, it has emerged.