PEOPLE looking for a new leader of the western world are eyeing up Justin Trudeau and Angela Merkel and dismissing Theresa May without a second thought.
A WOMAN who has never visited a Waitrose still claimed it was her favourite supermarket in a consumer survey, she has admitted.
BRITAIN’S judiciary is threatening the ancient constitutional position of tabloid newspapers, experts have claimed.
DONALD Trump has been asking his aides who Richard Nixon is and why he is famous.
A TRAIN operator cannot believe the fucking nerve of a passenger who is demanding a refund because his train was 90 minutes late.
A REPORT that claims wages have risen faster than inflation has baffled the majority of Britons who have no idea what a pay rise is.
PIERS Morgan plans to use his 'skills as a journalist' to discover the truth about a controversial school he claims was founded by JK Rowling.
A BARISTA at a fashionable urban cafe has been sacked for playing The Lighthouse Family.