SCOTTISH people describe every fizzy drink as 'juice', despite no 'juicing' having taken place.
DONALD Trump has continued his war on religious leaders with a foulmouthed attack on Buddha.
PEOPLE campaigning for Britain to leave the EU privately hope the country stays in so they can keep bitching about it.
NINE in every ten Londoners are working shifts as levitating Yodas around the capital, it has emerged.
QUIZ show Pointless is now providing a more effective adult education service than any UK college or university.
AFTER spending yesterday guest editing the Huffington Post, Kate Middleton will today act as guest editor of Crafty Carper magazine.
A CYCLIST with a helmet camera has vowed to bring justice to the roads in the uncompromising style of Judge Dredd, it has emerged.
THOSE incredibly sickly drinks you like have sugar in them, it has emerged.