A MAN who claims to give more than his actual capacity is actually only giving about a third of it.
AN OFFICER worker who unwittingly used a forbidden ‘special mug’ is now doomed.
EVERYONE has returned to work after learning that the system is a giant conspiracy designed to ruin their lives.
SOME neighbours have fallen out because they are petty, hostile morons who are just as bad as each other.
THE writers of Radio 4 drama The Archers have been urged to kill off the entire village in an orgy of random violence.
A MAN spends a lot of time on the internet describing improbable situations he could resolve aggressively, it has emerged.
A COUPLE who disagree on most things have been united by their love of bullshit products.
PEOPLE in Bristol who do not smoke cannabis face fines and possible imprisonment, it has emerged.