MILLIONS of people are keen to try their hand at righting something massive that has fallen over.
BRITAIN'S womanisers have begun targeting Grand Theft Auto V widows.
PLASTIC bags are to be printed with lurid sexual imagery in a bid to discourage their use.
MOST Britons are good-natured morons rather than unpleasant bigots, research has revealed.
BRITAIN'S student houses are medieval-style barter economies where skills such as tea making, washing up and joint rolling are exchanged.
AMERICAN television drama is to merge into one uber-show which will be watched by everyone.