the dailymash

Townshend researching book about swearing at children

Cardinal admits trying to touch other man's penis while kissing him on the mouth

Sugar and Desmond to get a room

Thatcher statue to be the 'anti-Lourdes'

GRANTHAM councillors say a proposed statue of Margaret Thatcher will have the power to make people feel hellish.

Both ends, says Queen

IT is literally exploding out of both ends, Buckingham Palace has announced.

Lambs disillusioned

MANY of this year's lambs are being born jaded.

Batman no longer that bothered when Robin dies

Febreze ads trigger hepatitis epidemic

ADVERTS for Febreze 'fabric refresher' have caused numerous cases of hepatitis.