THE appointment of a new prime minister 14 months after it barely elected a different one has Britain once again marvelling at democracy.
UPDATING the original Ghostbusters film is as disrespectful as drawing a picture of a knob on the Mona Lisa, it has been confirmed.
THE last politician who supported Britain leaving the EU has left Britain, it was confirmed today.
A MAN has had to examine all four of his dirty plates to see which one is clean enough to put a pizza on.
WOMEN over 30 are increasingly aware their biological Facebook clock is ticking so they best get married and have kids while it is fashionable.
A MAN who voted to leave the EU because it is corrupt believes an unfeasibly large number of people and institutions are dishonest.
DAVID Cameron has thanked Andy Murray for throwing him under a bus at Wimbledon yesterday.
BRUCE Springsteen is not that good and no amount of listening to Thunder Road is going to change that, it has been claimed.