OFFICE joker Stephen Malley has admitted his seemingly spontaneous workplace quips are rigorously workshopped.
THE UK has been spared the prospect of a flag that looks like a tattoo on a cretin.
THE magical land of Brigadoon has melted into the Highland mist.
INTERNET debates can be won by simply inventing evidence, it has been confirmed.
ALEX Salmond has voted 'No' to Scottish independence.
A FALL in unemployment may be connected to Iain Duncan Smith’s new pie shop in central London.
ANDY Murray has backed Scottish independence and offered to pay the country’s state pensions when everything goes to hell.
THE third largest of the Shetland Islands has threatened to launch its own bid for independence if the islands separate from an independent Scotland.