MEN who claim to know about parking have been strongly critical of the techniques being used to place the Philae lander on a comet.
SPOTTY 19-year-olds who know a bit about smartphones should have more appropriate job titles, it has been claimed.
AN urban explorer has admitted being strangely fascinated by dull places such as store rooms, telephone exchanges and water pumping stations.
CHILDREN have confirmed that they will find sugar wherever it is hidden because they love it.
BRITAIN continues to lead the world in noodle rehydration, it has been confirmed.
DISCOUNT supermarket Aldi has launched a new marketing campaign aimed at middle class people who have fallen on hard times.
LED Zeppelin's fans are to be known as 'the Zepsters’, it has been announced.
REGULAR cannabis smoking boosts the part of the brain that invents excuses.