HOMEOWNER Julian Cook fears his life will become meaningless upon the completion of a six-year DIY project to create a guest bedroom.
A MOB with flaming torches has laid waste to Castle Wonga, home of the evil Count Wongula.
THE supervoid was carefully placed to make the rest of the universe look 'cleaner', it has been claimed.
FIVE 'Nessie hunters' have been killed and eaten after a thrilling encounter with a giant aquatic lizard.
CHEFS working in open plan kitchens should have more amusing painful mishaps, according to restaurant customers.
PEOPLE with pink hair have issued a document explaining who they are and what they want.
MEMBERS of a British family headed for Syria have confirmed they were just sick of the Midlands.
FINDING some room for migrants is preferable to letting them drown, EU taxpayers have stressed.