UNIVERSITY is poor value for money unless you are the sort of person who thinks Alan Sugar is exciting, it has been claimed.
A SELFIE stick emblazoned with the Coke logo more or less sums up where we are as a society, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN just isn't homely and hasn't been since the late sixties, it has emerged.
42-YEAR-OLD Donna Sheridan still fits into her old skinny jeans apart from being unable to inhale or to feel anything in her legs.
HUMANS will continue posting upbeat sayings on social media until the very last person dies, it has emerged.
ACTOR Kevin Bacon is unsure if he is seen as a cultural icon or a bit of a dick.
AN acoustic guitar in the corner of a living room has never been played and is irrevocably out of tune, it has been revealed.
PEOPLE trying yoga for the first time have discovered its unique combination of tedium and extreme physical discomfort.