THE public has been warned to avoid rail travel on any date.
HOUSEHOLDERS have been warned against feeding urban foxes as the animals are fussy and claim to have intolerances.
A GAY wedding cake has turned some bread rolls gay after being left beside them on a bakery counter.
15-YEAR-OLD Stephen Malley was asked to sit at the Trident missile controls and not press anything, it has emerged.
HOMEWORKERS in need of office-style conversation about TV and sport are meeting by dog waste bins.
DIRECTOR George Miller has revealed that Mad Max: Fury Road was entirely ad-libbed by the cast.
A GARDEN with hedges and borders containing more than 16 tonnes of hand-shredded pornography has won a gold medal at Chelsea Flower Show.
HIPSTER entrepreneurs are planning to re-brand darts as ‘flechette’, leaked emails have revealed.