A PRE-CHRISTMAS rush on crystal meth has left dealers unable to cope with demand.
GEORGE Osborne has announced that the carrot you want will remain tantalisingly beyond your grasp for a little longer.
ALL rich people are total freaks, experts have confirmed.
MOST people who read Monocle magazine are still based in their childhood bedroom, it has emerged.
BRITISH parents' desire to give all children the name Jack or Lily could have sociological repercussions, experts have warned.
DAVID Cameron has been illegally copied while on a state visit to China.
BRITAIN’S school pupils are allowing Chinese children to beat them in every academic subject in order to ensure a harmonious future workplace.
THE Royal Bank of Scotland has reminded customers that 'their' money is actually its money.