HARDWARE and building supplies retailer Screwfix has introduced a ‘sexy and stylish’ dress code.
A FATHER did not say a word during a 10-hour family visit until telling his daughter to use the M69.
ORDINARY British tap water is now mostly ham, experts have confirmed.
A COUPLE who thought giving each other massages would be ‘sexy’ have been left traumatised by the experience.
A MAN has invited his next-door neighbours to a party he is holding tomorrow night on condition that they do not attend.
A DAYDREAMING office worker has been caught mouthing ‘They’ll see, oh yes they’ll all see’ to herself.
PLATINUM-SELLING band Coldplay challenged 40,000 fans attending a concert to name just one of their hit songs.
A FLASHY couple are expecting twins just to go one better than their friends with only one baby.
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