It is possible, says woman who survived four-year relationship with twat

A WOMAN who survived four years with a knobhead has given hope to humanity.

Man uses Trump victory as excuse to call ex-girlfriend

A MAN has decided the US election result is sufficiently insane to justify calling his ex-girlfriend.

‘Ignored’ voter to become ‘absolutely shafted’ voter

A TRUMP supporter has voted to make the government stop ignoring him and completely screw him over instead.

Weed legalised in America because they f**king need it

MARIJUANA is now legal in 28 states of the US to help them through every difficult day of the next four years.

Of course, when you think about it, it was inevitable, says some smart-arsed twat

THE election of Donald Trump was inevitable and obvious, according to some smug, smart-arsed twat.

I was actually born in Kenya, says Obama

BARACK Obama has admitted he was born in Kenya and 'you can all go fuck yourselves'.

Trump bored now

DONALD Trump is bored of politics and wants to do something else now.

Trump swept to victory by fans of poor quality 80s action films

MEN who love the films of Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal are responsible for Trump’s election victory, it has emerged.