Yahoo! feeling a bit like Poland in 1939

EXECUTIVES at Yahoo! have revealed a strong affinity with Poland in September 1939.

First-time buyers unable to resist celebratory Facebook post

A COUPLE could not stop themselves bragging on Facebook about buying their first house, it has emerged.

Queen fan suddenly realises they were bollocks

A FAN of Queen has realised that everything about the band is ridiculous.

Britons spending typical Sunday giving £200,000 to their children

PARENTS across Britain are enjoying a traditional Sunday giving six-figure sums to their offspring.

Woman admits her ‘guilty pleasure’ is masturbation

A WOMAN has admitted her ‘guilty pleasure’ is not Hollyoaks, Curly Wurlys or the music of Neil Diamond but masturbation.

It was 'Adam and Steve' all along, confirms Pope

CLOSE examination of the Bible has revealed  it was 'Adam and Steve' in the Garden of Eden the whole time.

Star Wars trailer heralds start of nerd mating season

THE mating season for nerds has begun early with the release of the trailer for Star Wars: Rogue One.

Most popular baby names now just random jumbles of letters

THE trend for original baby names has led parents to use random sequences of letters like Lllrdwnnq.