DRAGONS’ Den entrepreneur Levi Roots has announced a new condiment inspired by obscure early 80s experimental rock music.
THE Sun has reinstated semi-naked females on its third page, but will stick with non-human species.
THE majority of cinemagoers only do it to annoy strangers by talking and making rustling sounds, it has emerged.
VIEWERS of Wolf Hall have complained to the BBC that it did not feature the promised wolves.
PARENTS have welcomed a move by broadband providers to shield children from images of desirable toys.
THE government's contemporary plain packaging for cigarettes has made them desirable once again.
IF the Chilcot report into the Iraq War is released before the general election it could be killed by a late frost, it has been claimed.
BRITAIN's bovine milk suppliers are to receive a guaranteed income for their bodily secretions.