CAR drivers are to dress in helmets and flameproof overalls in a move inspired by the high-tech racing attire of cyclists.
A MAN who met an attractive girl at Bestival has taken the casual approach by launching a massive online search for her details.
A MIDDLE-CLASS fresher has admitted experimenting with a version of West Indian patois in an attempt to look cool.
THE term 'for a generation' must be used for any vague but long-sounding period of time, experts have confirmed.
ANY bottle of alcohol will instantly look classy when placed in a box, experts have confirmed.
A TICKET inspector has convinced passengers he is taking part in a dickhead contest.
BRITAIN’S newspapers have undergone a moral transformation thanks to the introduction of a new regulator.
A WEATHER forecaster has admitted he is just wasting his time right now.