A WOMAN who survived four years with a knobhead has given hope to humanity.
A MAN has decided the US election result is sufficiently insane to justify calling his ex-girlfriend.
A TRUMP supporter has voted to make the government stop ignoring him and completely screw him over instead.
MARIJUANA is now legal in 28 states of the US to help them through every difficult day of the next four years.
THE election of Donald Trump was inevitable and obvious, according to some smug, smart-arsed twat.
BARACK Obama has admitted he was born in Kenya and 'you can all go fuck yourselves'.
DONALD Trump is bored of politics and wants to do something else now.
MEN who love the films of Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal are responsible for Trump’s election victory, it has emerged.