THE high speed rail line between London and Birmingham will boost the economy by an enormous made-up number, it has been confirmed.
DAVID Attenborough's new nature series for the BBC will delve into the world of Britain's fast-breeding underclass.
A TIME traveller from the future has warned that closing down the BBC may not be a good idea.
THE new iPhone 5S uses state-of-the-art fingerprint technology to frame its owners for murder.
MARKS & Spencer is unsure whether it is a supermarket or a quasi-spiritual organisation offering the promise of a better life.
MEN generally prefer to have relatively small testicles, it has been confirmed.