SAUSAGES are far better than burgers, experts have confirmed.
AN EX-COUPLE feel blessed to still have an incredible pretend friendship.
DONALD Trump has launched a social networking site just for him and his insane followers.
JEREMY Clarkson’s show has set a record for illegal downloads by teenagers doing it resentfully because their dad kept asking.
BRITONS are delivering Christmas cards with maximum stealth to avoid interacting with relatives and neighbours.
BRITAIN’S fathers have begun training for the absurdly competitive Christmas Day game of Trivial Pursuit.
MIDDLE class children are asking for large, brightly coloured plastic toys for Christmas that will ruin their parent’s tasteful lifestyle.
A WOMAN who broke up with her boyfriend has been left heartbroken by the loss of his Netflix account.