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Woman thinks Adidas is a designer label

A WOMAN believes popular brands of sportswear such as Adidas and Nike are designer clothing.

Football Manager '08 team remembered more fondly than first love

A MAN has fonder memories of the team he built up on Football Manager 2008 than he does about his first love.

Tickets to London property crash already sold out

MORE than 800,000 front row seats to watch London’s property market collapse in April next year have already sold out.

Britain to get retractable roof

THE UK is to ditch Trident and spend the £170 billion savings on a retractable roof to cover the entire country.

Man way less upset about female prime minister than female Ghostbusters

A MAN who fiercely opposes the all-female Ghostbusters reboot is unconcerned about a female prime minister.

London-bound man excited about spending £4 on a cup of tea

A MAN moving to London cannot wait to drop the best part of a fiver on a cup of tea.

I had affair with your sister and got her pregnant 'in good faith', man tells wife

A MAN has explained to his wife that fathering a child with his sister-in-law 'was the right decision at the time'.

Brexiter’s excuses increasingly bollocks

A MAN’S excuses for problems clearly caused by Brexit are getting increasingly desperate.