AN office worker has a nauseating, child-like phone voice that he uses when speaking to his girlfriend.
KITCHENS in expensive restaurants are staffed by dangerous men, it has emerged.
STAFF in high street book chain Waterstones have an unusually high incidence of neckbeard, it has emerged.
MORE than 30 per cent of the country is off-limits because of fireworks that did not go off.
ALL small firms must be run by total maniacs heading for a coronary, according to a new EU ruling.
THE government is to remove health advice from rolling tobacco packets because the people who buy them simply do not care.
FANTASY drama Game of Thrones is now being filmed in every conceivable place.
A WINTER coat has given its owner the unfounded sense of a new beginning.