CHART sensation Adele has been given a Grammy for not releasing an album in 2013.
MEN who believe they are alpha males are deluded, it has emerged.
RIOTS in the Ukrainian capital Kiev are about trainers, it has been claimed.
INDIVIDUALS who achieve useful things don't care about looking or smelling good, it has been confirmed.
LONDON’S Victoria tube line is once again full of people whose lives are solidifying slowly into a large grey slab.
THE country which exports Bieber has banned an artificially sweetened concoction filled with mood-altering chemicals.
THE 'citizen's arrest' is just a plot device from 80s TV series The Dukes of Hazzard, it has emerged.
SLOW internet speeds promote mindfulness and a love of nature, according to leading broadband companies.