CHILDREN are the same as adults only smaller, according to new research.
A SHROPSHIRE cattery has apologised to customers for not realising they wanted their cats back still breathing.
CORNWALL will today celebrate its new minority status with an unstoppable deluge of fresh cream.
BEING famous for losing weight is an acceptable substitute for a modelling, acting or singing career, say minor celebrities.
THE BBC has unveiled a new drama which promises some of the most clearly-spoken action ever seen on TV.
CHURCH halls and community centres are to offer emergency alcohol supplies to those unable to afford it themselves.
THE Conservative Party’s Grand Satanic Ambassador has assured atheists that they are totally wrong.
AN expert in Photoshop and other graphics software, has found conclusive proof that ghosts exist.