COMBINING human and pig DNA could create a species that wants to turn itself into sandwiches, scientists have warned.
THERE is only one person who is okay in any office, it has been claimed.
A SMOKER has expressed concern after finding a hair in rolling tobacco that already contained embalming fluid.
A YOUNG couple have given their frightened relatives a tour of the deprived but ‘up and coming’ area where they have bought a flat.
EXPERTS have confirmed that taking a highlighter to 150 straight pages of a textbook is guaranteed to make you pass your exams.
AN OFFICE worker has been furious with his colleagues, clients and all office equipment for seven years straight, it has emerged.
‘OUT’ voters are flocking to see a Princess Diana plate that weeps real tears, it has emerged.
A WOMAN reads out the predictions of her weather app like a shaman receiving messages from an ancient god, it has emerged.