GRAMMY Awards organisers have apologised for sound issues that were caused by the music not being very good.
A WOMAN’S bathroom cabinet is brimful of distilled, cleansing, pointless lotions.
CATHOLIC church officials have denied that Pope John Paul II would have done anything normal and healthy like fancying a woman.
ACTOR Daniel Craig will stay on as James Bond if the fictional spy is made more self-important, he has announced.
PROPER grown-up humans have no idea why a celebrity has deleted his Twitter account.
THE purchase of an expensive European lager was ruined by being served in a normal pint glass.
A MAN is trying different ways of parking his car to find the ones that cause maximum annoyance.
KANYE West has found a window in his schedule of twattery to release some of his music.