A MAN who wants to get back at everyone from school has surprised no-one by joining the police.
SUPERHERO fans have been surprised to learn Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a reboot of 1979 divorce film Kramer vs Kramer.
‘MILLENNIALS’ are the least fortunate generation in recent history apart from the ones who got conscripted, it has been claimed.
MORRISSEY is too friendly and upbeat to represent London, it has been claimed.
THE Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are wondering why so many of you are not enjoying an Alpine skiing holiday like them.
A 21-YEAR-OLD barman looks up to his 24-year-old counterpart like he's some sort of guru, it has been confirmed.
AN office worker has unveiled plans for a ground breaking skive while her boss is away this week.
A 32-YEAR-OLD woman thinks her cat might be ‘the one’, it has emerged.
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- Man to carefully weigh up pros and cons of EU then just be racist
- Bus lanes are communism, says motorist
- Men called Robert smug about all the different ways of saying their name
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