DENTAL surgeons are excited at the prospect of being able to buy Saab cars again.
THOUSANDS of Amazon orders will be incorrect because its warehouses are mostly staffed by undercover journalists.
ANYONE struggling to buy a house has been advised to give the whole nightmare as wide a berth as possible.
ALL buildings should look at least vaguely like a vagina, it has been agreed.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has wowed people by arriving at a location in some clothes.
CATS purr because being stroked makes them really horny, it has emerged.
GRADUATES with loan debts must hand over their Betty Blue posters, it has been announced.
SPECIAL Thanksgiving episodes of sitcoms which will confuse British audiences in six months' time are now being shown in America.