THE Mermaid’s Head, a no-frills Wearside boozer that specialises in delivering a proper hiding, has been named the nation’s best fighting pub by The Guardian.
PUZZLED Scots have asked David Cameron to explain the mystery word in his 'effing Tories' comment.
THE SUN is to end its topless Page 3 feature because the UK’s supply of tits has been exhausted.
RBS said it will definitely move to London after independence, but admitted that must be really scary for Alex Salmond.
SOME surgeons have been found to be fully conscious and responding to stimuli while performing operations.
ORDINARY Americans have warned Scotland the momentous change it is being sold is total bullshit.
BRITONS would be happy to live under strict sharia law if they could get pissed, a survey has found.
THE queue for the new Apple Watch has already circled the entire globe once and is still growing.