MARKS & Spencer is unsure whether it is a supermarket or a quasi-spiritual organisation offering the promise of a better life.
MEN generally prefer to have relatively small testicles, it has been confirmed.
PRINCE Andrew probably walked out of Buckingham Palace with more than £2m in jewels - after being caught by the police.
ANGELS exist but can only help narcissists with trivial nonsense.
THE highly anticipated return of Downton Abbey will take the characters from the 1970s to the year 2025.