We're not weird, say fish

FISH have spoken out against the widely-held supposition that they are weird. 

Woman's deeply spiritual lifestyle costs a f**king fortune

A WOMAN committed to finding a deeper meaning in life does so in extreme luxury with numerous trips to exotic places, it has emerged.

Cat goes outside to commit atrocities

AN ADORABLE cat turns into a sadistic psychopath the second she leaves the house, it has been revealed.

Man who put sticker over Apple logo thinks he's anticapitalist hero

A MAN who covered up the logo on his laptop is definitely sticking it to the man, he has confirmed.

Couple return from holiday to discover their house smells weird

A COUPLE returned from holiday to discover their house smells weird, it has emerged.

Woman thought there would be more to life than sniffing her children's PE kits

A WOMAN who thought adult life would be exciting spends more time smelling things before putting them in the washing machine than she would like.

Stressed woman thinks coffee will make her less stressed

A STRESSED woman is certain that a very strong coffee will make her feel more relaxed.

Woman thrilled to be described as 'low-maintenance'

A WOMAN is overjoyed at being described as 'low-maintenance'.