MARK Zuckerberg has thrown his pocket change at UK tax authorities and is watching them pitifully scrabble for it.
MOTHERS cannot wait to find out what cheap, lazy attempt at thanks they will receive from their children on Sunday.
NETFLIX UK is to add another show to its line up, bringing the overall total to seven.
THE French language just makes threats sound alluring or delicious, it has been confirmed.
A HOMELESS man has confirmed that jokes about his Rolls Royce, 40-room mansion and millionaire status make living on the streets so much easier.
THE new draft of the 'Snooper's Charter' will allow police to see all the internet data you assumed they could see already, it has emerged.
A MAN who judges women entirely on their physical appearance is furious that they judge men on their wealth.
TELEVISION is now just a parade of muscular posh men striding manfully out of lakes, it has been confirmed.