THE Syrian ceasefire means refugees have no reason not to go back to the blasted ruins of their homes, say European leaders.
SCIENTISTS are under attack after making a huge fuss about ‘gravitational waves’ then failing to explain what they are.
ALL 53,000 junior doctors are to retrain as corporate brand managers for the same pay and no working weekends.
A WOMAN has pledged to abstain from Christianity for forty days, it has emerged.
SCHOOL staff shortages forced a PE teacher to pretend he’s read Jane Eyre, it has emerged.
THE legal blood-alcohol level for Uber users has been lowered after serious damage to passenger ratings.
CHILDREN’S books are written specifically to make the adults reading them aloud sound like idiots, it has emerged.
NEW Top Gear host Matt Le Blanc is to begin secretly dating The Stig behind Chris Evans's back, insiders have revealed.