A WORKER is insisting his colleagues use some annoying file-sharing app he has found, it has emerged.
A RAT that is 'the size of a normal rat' has been sighted.
A MAN whose main activity is watching television is concerned that minorities are not taking an active role in British life, he has revealed.
AN OLD, white, powerful man is preparing to decide whether you have behaved in a fashion he deems appropriate.
BRITAIN’S Supreme Court justices have today begun an historic four day process of trying not to look bored shitless.
MILLIONS of perfectly normal Britons firmly believe they have some sort of ‘victim’ status, it has emerged.
A WEALTHY family leave their shit lying all around the pub whenever they visit.
FOUR out of five people would completely fail to heed the lesson in Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, experts have confirmed.