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Queen intensely interested in Game of Thrones sex scenes

THE Queen’s visit to the Game of Thrones set in Belfast was dominated by detailed questions about the show’s sexual content.

One in five hospitals not actually hospitals

MORE than 20% of buildings that claim to be hospitals are nothing of the kind, it has emerged.

Dad decides not to leave children his Ikea furniture and DVDs

FATHER-OF-TWO Tom Booker has decided his children will not inherit his personal fortune of two Billy bookcases, some DVDs and a broken cross-trainer.

Manchester-Leeds train link to revolutionise fighting

A HIGH-SPEED train service will halve the time it takes to commute between Leeds and Manchester for a fight.

Old car overtakes new cars

A VEHICLE more than 14 years old passed several newer and more powerful cars on the M4 yesterday.

Health campaigners may actually be insane

FANATICAL public health campaigners may be mentally ill, it has emerged.

Special Brew drinker's life temporarily better than yours

A HOMELESS man drinking high-strength lager in a park is going to enjoy today more than you.

Men consider emotional investment in things other than sport

MEN are considering whether to start having emotions about things that are not sport.