DOCTORS have clarified that if there was ‘one weird trick’ to weight loss they would not hate it and would definitely tell you.
A 33 YEAR-OLD woman has admitted she has not learned anything new about herself for at least seven years.
BRITAIN has pledged to do all it can to help the country’s hard hit buy-to-let landlords.
THE UK has been deeply insulted by today's 'media pranks'.
A MAN who closed his Facebook account in August 2015 apparently no longer exists.
A CAT has become the first of his species to actively like a human being.
A MAN sitting in a cafe without looking at any sort of screen has been condemned as a freakish misfit.
STEELWORKERS can make a good living if they retrain as male strippers, David Cameron has announced.