TV COOK Nigella Lawson is possessed by a demon, it has emerged.
THE best place for the ‘Northern Powerhouse’ scheme is probably in London after all, the government has announced.
EVERY olive is to be made into oil after it was confirmed nobody enjoys eating them.
AMATEUR runners have their own rigid class system, it has emerged.
SYRIANS are having a typical Monday, it has been confirmed.
FOOD may be less harmful than previously thought, it has been claimed.
THERE is a high probability that the decadent western lifestyle will be maintained, it has emerged.
PERIODS of recuperative rest are still an obstacle to unlimited mobile phone usage, it has emerged.