EVERYTHING about tipping in restaurants is idiotic, customers and waiters have agreed.
ANYONE who claims to enjoy gardening is a liar, it has emerged.
A WOMAN’S persistent headaches are caused by her job, commute, family life, relationship with her partner and hobbies, she has found.
A BUS driver has given change from a £10 note without acting like it is a natural disaster.
THE discovery that the ginger gene contains the secret of youthful looks has united the world in rejection of this Faustian bargain.
A WOMAN has announced a unilateral reduction in benefits for her casual sexual partner.
A MAN has won plaudits for looking after his daughter for a whole afternoon without supervision from his wife.
THE north of England and Scotland are only getting snow because they have done something terrible to deserve it, southerners believe.