WOMEN are increasingly taking responsibility for the crap activities traditionally done by men.
THE ‘moral values’ of most people in Britain are based on classic films from the 1970s and 80s, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN was a blood-soaked hellhole yesterday as the nation fought to the death over Creme Eggs.
SWEARING education for six-year-olds is to become mandatory.
PRINCE William has lapsed into behaving like a 16th century tyrant during his tour of Australia.
SHARKS are really interesting, it has been confirmed.
TESCO has warned the people of the UK that they will pay with their lives for abandoning it.
THE Archbishop of Canterbury has given thanks to Jesus, who gave his life so that we could have not just a Monday off work but a Friday too.