NEW evidence suggests it is safe for a baby to be born drunk, doctors said last night.
SOME of the biggest names in Britain will gather in central London today for the unveiling of the new national mood.
PUBLIC outrage at the treatment of Andrew Sachs boiled over last night as Britain reached a new peak of furious incoherence.
THE Madrid government last night sprang to the defence of Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross hailing them as the new heroes of anti-Spanish racism.
PATIENTS who are given artificial hearts will lose their soul, doctors admitted last night.
THE BBC last night re-established its reputation for quality programming as it unveiled a lavish multi-million pound drama based on the taunting of Andrew Sachs.
MEN'S reactions to anything involving women are astonishingly easy to predict, new research suggests.
FUNDAMENTALIST Muslim clerics last night vowed to preach their message of hate via conference calls.