PASTY incubator Greggs has called for an inquiry after being overlooked for one of cuisine's biggest honours, it has emerged.
CONTROVERSIAL chat show host Matthew Wright has defended a live TV phone-in debate about whether members of the public would have sex with the Birmingham Six, and if so, in what order.
THE BBC is to replace much of its programming with footage of a strikingly well-endowed squirrel, it has been announced.
SARAH Palin has opened the way for a class-A nutter to grab the Republican presidential nomination.
TWO year-olds have been bonding with other people who talk gibberish and piss themselves since the opening of a toddler group at a Wetherspoon's.
OWNERS of iThings have asked if they can get Adobe Flash Player now.
URBAN professionals escaping to rural areas must contribute to the local gene pool, it has been claimed.
THE incremental collapse of the system that provides everything has once again been overshadowed by a marginally better camera.