88% of 'trolls' actually just morons

MOST people assumed to be internet trolls genuinely believe their hateful, demented statements, it has been claimed.

Church pins hopes on Quasar

THE Church of England has announced that its new core purpose is running 'laser tag' games.

Apple unveils new things to fiddle with

APPLE has launched its new range of things to fiddle with and poke at.

Wales returns to being an undersea kingdom

THE country of Wales has returned to its natural submerged state.

Pub unbearability levels to peak at 5.30pm

ENGLISH pubs will become the worst places in the world later today, it has been claimed.

Adrian Mole 'goes on murder spree'

THE latest Adrian Mole book sees the main character exacting bloody revenge on the world for his years of comic misfortune, it has emerged.

Scott team had 'penguin wives'

CAPTAIN Scott and his team married female penguins during their trip to the Antarctic, it has emerged.

'Bully' not the same as 'twat', celebrities told

CELEBRITIES are to have the meaning of the word 'bully' explained to them, in a bid to stop it becoming utterly meaningless.