HUNDREDS of desperate pub bands could be created in the wave of impending Bon Jovi gigs, experts have warned.
TEENAGE boys are increasingly overweight because they no longer need to go outside to find explicit pornography, according to new research.
THE bastard inventors of 'moobs' are working on names for your other fat bits, it has been confirmed.
THE ruptured oil pipe in the Gulf of Mexico has been capped just minutes before everyone realised it had all been their fault.
SPENDING the night in an NHS hospital is better than living on the street, according to Britain's most demented vagrant.
AN IMMUNITY to caffeine has led to a growing number of office workers switching to crack, according to new research.