WITH Wikipedia laid low by chronic indignation, the Daily Mash has
unselfishly stepped into the breach with a list of today's Top Ten
THE availability of one-piece romper suits for adult males proves that men are over, it has been claimed.
EXPERTS have warned the Wikipedia blackout will cause widescale brain injuries as people try to know things.
CREDIT rating agency Standard & Poor's has upgraded itself to Triple-A Plus Super Fantastic.
PANIC gift purchase store Past Times has made 574 workers redundant today via the medium of town crier.
ONLY private money should pissed away on the Queen's new boat, the government has insisted.
BRITAIN faces the prospect of having to remove its finger from its arse.
SCOTLAND was last night fleeing in terror after a surprise attack from the first battalion of Her Majesty's Daily Telegraph.