GEORGE Osborne has produced his own glossy booklet of money-saving tips for benefits claimants.
THE seemingly endless Kate Middleton topless saga is making men bored with breasts, it has emerged.
AN 'anti-emoticon' has been created, depicting a firm handshake.
ACCORDING to a fourth century papyrus Jesus had a wife that he absolutely despised.
THE facility to talk to people who are not in the room remains the most innovative feature of any phone ever, it has been confirmed.
ATTEMPTING to keep abreast of television drama is the primary cause of stress in the UK, it has emerged.
AS part of a major revamp, Twitter has reduced its maximum message length from 140 characters to a single consonant.
A MAN who understands everything has been discovered thanks to his repeated posts on the online comment sections of national newspapers.