DEFENDING Britain's half-arsed interest in God and stuff is the sovereign's most important role, the Queen said yesterday.
THE overwhelming popularity of Wagner may be due to millions of people thinking he is brilliant, it was confirmed last night.
NEXT April's Royal Wedding will give Britain a four-day respite from its busy schedule of baying hysterically at television freak shows.
NORTH and South Korea have been urged to settle their differences over a big plate of dog chops.
WORKPLACES across England are bracing themselves for the impact of thousands of red-eyed, half-pissed psychopaths, when the Ashes begins later this week.
BRITAIN'S council estates have been cordoned-off after they were linked to the creation of Cheryl Cole.