ECONOMIST Thomas Piketty's Capital is on course to become the most unread book of the early 21st Century.
THE Chancellor of the Exchequer's cat has been charged with soliciting after being found in a red light district.
JORDAN is sad now because she got married to a man but he is a bad man.
BRITAIN’S bosses have confirmed that work is fun and not boring as claimed by Benefits Street star White Dee.
THE virtue of wisdom has ended its affiliation with beards.
COUPLES with televisions in the bedroom enjoy better and more frequent sex by proxy, it has emerged.
THE creators of Nutella have unveiled a new chocolate product that is taken intravenously.
THE wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, to be held in Italy tomorrow, will be themed after the cruelties of Rome’s most depraved Emperor.