VISITORS to churches have been banned from photographing choristers unless they pay a sum based on the boy's prettiness.
BRITAIN's multi-billion pound Trident submarines do not work underwater, secret files have revealed.
IT could be at least three days before motorists can return to pondering suicide on the M1, officials have warned.
EVERYTHING about Jacob's Creek is perfect, a survey has confirmed.
A LEGAL move is being made to keep 95% of new films a secret.
TWO lesbians who kissed in a pub were offered a free bottle of white wine in a bid to crank things up a notch.
BRITAIN'S attractive future queen could generate valuable revenue by offering discreet personal services, experts have claimed.
THE secret to lasting happiness is being left alone by people who think your mood is any of their business, it has emerged.