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Hollywood confounded by thin non-black hacker

PRODUCERS of blockbuster movies have been dismayed by Edward Snowden's failure to be either black, fat, or a fat black man.

Festivals not corporate enough, say kids

MUSIC festivals should have more branding and marketing, according to young people.

Most hoarders just doing it to get on telly

PEOPLE who pile up old shit in their homes mostly do it just for the TV exposure.

UK morgues full of unconscious people

BRITAIN'S mortuaries are full of people who are probably just really badly hurt, according to new research.

UK shale gas could last as long as a spaniel

THE UK's shale gas reserves could last as long as the average lifespan of a springer spaniel.

Apple launches insipid music service

APPLE fans are to get a 24-hour stream of the dull, insipid folk and 'electronica' that they like via iTunes radio.