COMPETENT builders have left their middle-class employers unable to complain extensively to friends.
PEOPLE who do not have children know more about raising them than those who do, it has been confirmed.
AN internet user who spends most of his time praising free-market capitalism is entirely dependent on his mum.
OVER 700,000 people in the UK take cocaine regularly, despite none of them liking it.
SCOTLAND has welcomed a letter urging the country to reject independence, signed by a collection of fancy English celebrities.
A SENIOR US army officer has revealed he was hurt after Jeremy Clarkson pretended not to know him.
RACISM is different to other things that are not racism, it has been claimed.
A FAMILY that lost money on something has overdone the 'fake sad faces' in a group photograph.