MOST people assumed to be internet trolls genuinely believe their hateful, demented statements, it has been claimed.
THE Church of England has announced that its new core purpose is running 'laser tag' games.
APPLE has launched its new range of things to fiddle with and poke at.
THE country of Wales has returned to its natural submerged state.
ENGLISH pubs will become the worst places in the world later today, it has been claimed.
THE latest Adrian Mole book sees the main character exacting bloody revenge on the world for his years of comic misfortune, it has emerged.
CAPTAIN Scott and his team married female penguins during their trip to the Antarctic, it has emerged.
CELEBRITIES are to have the meaning of the word 'bully' explained to them, in a bid to stop it becoming utterly meaningless.