NEWS organisations are to report events in Game of Thrones as reality.
SWEDISH ministers have announced a six-hour working day as part of plans to make their country more stereotypical.
ANYONE who owns a pet snake is secretly begging for someone to stop them, psychologists have agreed.
REPRESENTATIVES of the 1990s are to make a public gesture of atonement for the appalling legacy of Britpop.
HOME improvement enthusiasts are not doing anything that worthwhile, it has been claimed.
WATCHING television drama is more mind-expanding than reading contemporary fiction, it has been claimed.
THE World Wildlife Fund has moved Windows XP to its endangered list, meaning that its life and habitats are protected by law.
SHOPS specialising in frozen yoghurt must be a cover for some form of criminal activity, it has been claimed.