A NEW crackdown on alcohol pricing suggests ministers still think you get shitfaced because of money.
THE debate over which is the better of two popular types of telephone has ended after participants realised it simply did not matter.
HOLLYWOOD shone like a dazzling beacon of breathtaking glamour last
night as a series of pathological narcissists made speeches about how
important their pathetic jobs are.
THE man whose job it is to make up sex statistics has decided that modern couples are having less sex.
NEXT month's Brit awards will be 'clinically unwatchable', according to the Royal College of Physicians.
PURVEYORS of miracle health tonics and herbal hair loss remedies have compared Oldham to a 21st Century gold rush.
MOST people are managing a sumptuous eight hours sleep a night despite crippling credit card debt, it has emerged.
THE ban on street brawling will be lifted temporarily for the royal
wedding to allow celebratory fighting, it has been confirmed.