BOSSES across the UK are going to make you work harder so they can buy more things, according to a new survey.
THE producers of Star Wars Episode 7 have discovered too late that Britain is a nation of Yoda impersonators.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has followed up her new hairstyle with radical cosmetic surgery and a new name.
BRITAIN is today mourning one of the tiny handful of people in the country who had genuine knowledge and insight about an actual thing.
MILLIONS of young girls just pretended to like Justin Bieber as an evil joke, it has emerged.
IMBECILES around the UK are preparing to be enchanted by an advert for a big shop.
NEW projections that London will be reclaimed by the sea have been greeted enthusiastically by the rest of the country.
A DANCE music DJ has spoken about his work like he is some sort of artist.