MEN generally prefer to have relatively small testicles, it has been confirmed.
PRINCE Andrew probably walked out of Buckingham Palace with more than £2m in jewels - after being caught by the police.
ANGELS exist but can only help narcissists with trivial nonsense.
THE highly anticipated return of Downton Abbey will take the characters from the 1970s to the year 2025.
TONY Blair has insisted it was the way he turned post-invasion Iraq into an utter hellhole that stopped MPs from backing war in Syria.
RUSSELL Brand has enjoyed the comfort of a Mercedes Benz, just like Adolf Hitler.
TEACHERS are to strike because children are unbearably horrible.