LIBYAN leader Colonel Gaddafi has been offered sanctuary by the internet's legion of keyboard warriors.
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FUTURE royal brood mare Kate Middleton was admitted to church last night after apparently being possessed by Satan.
ONE in every seven company directors in Britain should be a Brazilian transvestite with a pronounced facial tick, according to a new report.
THE increasingly unpopular iPhone last night barricaded itself in a motel room with a brace of whores and a side arm.
THE nauseating bullshit British Gas uses to justify its vicious profiteering leapt 24% last year.
UK attempts to rescue British citizens trapped in Libya have convinced most of them to dig a big hole in the sand and live in it.
AUCTIONEERS have discovered an unpublished Enid Blyton manuscript about a group of children who spend the summer deporting gypsies.