THE Queen is to put some balls in her mouth for the first time in more than 50 years, Buckingham Palace has confirmed.
BIG Brother was brought quietly to a close last night as the entire
production team decided to do something else with their lives.
BRITAIN was last night trying desperately not to think about what Katie Price branded perfume actually smells like.
THE new Xbox allows gamers to reclaim their lives by playing itself, it was revealed last night.
SURLY actor Christopher Eccleston has claimed he was the star of Doctor Who.
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