A DEMENTED TV producer is running his own hellish celebrity-based reality show in the Cambodian jungle, where he is worshipped as a god by natives.
SOMEONE from British Gas will be round this afternoon to shoot your dog in the face, it has been confirmed.
MICROSOFT has launched a new games system in a bid to dominate the market in embarrassing, movement-based fun for middle-aged losers.
A LEADING circuit judge has today issued an arrest warrant for hungry cartoon predator Wile E Coyote.
ENERGY for next year's Glastonbury festival will be provided by a troupe of electromagnetic circus performers.
THE US remake of Mike Leigh's Another Year will feature Jim Broadbent with a pair of massive robot arms, the producers have confirmed.