THE works of Charles Dickens have nothing to offer London's 21st Century thieving underclass, say experts.
GOOGLE has kicked the Queen squarely in the teeth, it has been confirmed.
THIS year's snow is the same as last year's, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN is in the hands of a Huhneless government.
MARINE biologists from Scotland have discovered, deep-fried and eaten the world's biggest prawn.
PRINCE William is to ease the growing tension with Argentina by borrowing his brother's SS uniform.
MEN across Britain have forgiven their mothers for everything they have said or done after encountering Denise Welch.
CLAIMS surrounding James Murdoch's missing emails have prompted IT staff to deny they would ever assist a colleague with anything, ever.