SAS recruitment problems may leave Britain's idiots with nothing to read on holiday, experts have warned.
THE UK's employees aren't going to be doing a lot this week, they have announced.
THE mystic role of eggs in Easter is based on Christ's love of eating them, experts have claimed.
FERVENT anti-royalists planning to burn effigies of William and Kate have been warned against making their own bootleg figurines.
ALMOST one thousand Anglicans are to mark Easter by making a slight adaptation to their voodoo.
KATE Middleton's parents have finally been subjected to a series of horribly offensive comments by Prince Philip.
THE Middleton family has unveiled Britain's most middle class coat of arms.
FERTILITY treatment that uses DNA from three parents will give ungrateful adolescents somebody else to wish death upon.