BRITAIN has seen a sharp rise in the number of firms planning to hire staff, pay them next to nothing and treat them like farm animals.
BRITAIN'S dicks have used the 'supermoon' to excuse their awful personalities.
THE producers of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake have wearily confirmed that they are doing a follow-up.
EVERYTHING stopped this weekend while the nation read the latest thoughts to come out of Will Self's massive brain.
BRITONS have confirmed that the state can never come between them and drink.
COMPETENT builders have left their middle-class employers unable to complain extensively to friends.
PEOPLE who do not have children know more about raising them than those who do, it has been confirmed.
AN internet user who spends most of his time praising free-market capitalism is entirely dependent on his mum.