APPLE has finally admitted the iWatch is never going to happen because it was the result of a Thursday night pub crawl.
BASICALLY is this year's top superfluous word, it has been confirmed.
THE growing popularity of watching other people play computer games is a step forward for zero-effort entertainment, experts believe.
BRITISH students have asked for their exams to be moved to when it is dark and pissing down.
FIRST-TIME buyers can now borrow unlimited money to buy a castle, George Osborne has confirmed.
PHYSICAL exertion and lack of sleep are to blame for Britain’s racism epidemic, according to a new study.
JACK Bauer will mostly be trying to get a bus during next month's episodes of 24.
THE coming world war which will devastate 90 per cent of the planet can't settle on where to begin.