BRITAIN'S capitalist overlords are secretly orchestrating the trend for nutritious low-cost recipes.
OUR shared reality is to be turned off and started again after becoming glitchy and confusing.
THE Daily Mail has sacked long-time editor Paul Dacre and replaced him with the philosopher Alain de Botton.
SCOTLAND’S bid to join Eurovision would be opposed by countries where people can hear, it has been claimed.
GRAVITY has been named best film set in a space station which passed over the British Isles.
THE general woefulness of bus travel has remained unchanged by the recent extreme weather.
SURFING experts have condemned Beyoncé's technique of grinding her crotch against her surfboard.
PEOPLE who act have been given awards to make them feel better about being unable to get proper jobs.