BUSY parents are increasingly relying on primates to provide childcare, it has emerged.
THE end of the recession has failed to bring widespread joy.
ARTISTIC people are prone to being full of shit, according to a new study.
THE CIA has turned its extraterrestrial things into a tourist attraction after running out of patience.
THERE has been hardly any economic activity in France since the last Serge Gainsbourg album, it has emerged.
WITH death rates at their lowest ever level, the government is encouraging you to die.
STARBUCKS is being crowded out of the UK market by the ruthless business practices of quirky local tearooms.