You are not a PhD astrophysicist

JUST watching a lot of BBC4 does not make you a qualified astrophysicist, it has been claimed.

Rihanna treats fans to internal organ snaps

POP singer Rihanna has treated fans to MRI scans of her internal organs.

Parents working just to avoid their kids

THE high cost of child care means that most parents only work to avoid their kids, it has emerged.

I am the greatest thing of all time, says bacon

BACON has asserted that it is the greatest and all other food is its bitch.

Guardian readers pay tribute to man who would have banned the Guardian

GUARDIAN readers were today in mourning for a man who would have banned the Guardian if it was in Venezuela.