BRITAIN is the best country in Europe at getting toasted, according to new research.
3D IMAGERY of any kind has not been exciting since the 1983 film Jaws 3-D, it has been confirmed.
SYRIA'S civil war will witness slightly fewer explosions after MPs voted to keep British bombs for something else.
TEENAGERS about to start university are developing absurd new personalities in an attempt to seem interesting.
NEW rules require all energy bills to explain how customers are being ripped off.
BEING a chef is not as nearly gruelling as chefs claim.