YOU shall not banish me with your so-called remedies, says your hangover.
BRITAIN'S favourite TV chefs are trying to kill you.
THE human race has told 2012 to piss off two weeks early.
MILITARY-STYLE assault rifles have many practical applications for the perfectly sane, it has been claimed.
TEACHERS should be given assault rifles, America's bastard pieces of shit said last night.
PEOPLE driving to work after a night of heavy drinking have denied that drunk feelings and drunkenness are the same thing.