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Britain best in Europe at taking drugs

BRITAIN is the best country in Europe at getting toasted, according to new research.

3D of no interest since Jaws 3-D

3D IMAGERY of any kind has not been exciting since the 1983 film Jaws 3-D, it has been confirmed.

Cameron fails in bid to add an extra 500 explosions to Syria

SYRIA'S civil war will witness slightly fewer explosions after MPs voted to keep British bombs for something else.

Freshers working hard on ridiculous personas

TEENAGERS about to start university are developing absurd new personalities in an attempt to seem interesting.

Energy bills to clearly state how you're being exploited

NEW rules require all energy bills to explain how customers are being ripped off.

Being a chef actually pretty easy

BEING a chef is not as nearly gruelling as chefs claim.