TELEVISED entertainment is mostly for clever people and snobs, it has been claimed.
TAXPAYERS are to receive a detailed breakdown of how their money was spent that is indvidually tailored to their cretinous world view.
SHOPS will be available for looting during the Olympics 24 hours a day, including Sundays.
A MAN who led a thing that doesn't matter for 10 years has become bored of it.
YOUR mother's love for you is unbreakable and so you do not have to spend a lot this Sunday, experts have confirmed.
CORONATION Street actor Bill Roache and Simply Red frontman Mick
Hucknall have bedded the same 1,000 women, it has been confirmed.
US First Lady Michelle Obama is avoiding Samantha Cameron because she is tired of discussing rap music.
A SLIGHTLY superior ability to reverse vehicles into gaps between other
vehicles is the only reason men still exist, experts have claimed.