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BBC Spends £10 Million Watching Shit In Other Countries
BBC executives have spent more than £10m travelling the world looking for awful television programmes to copy, it has been discolsed.
Grammar Pedants Fewer Interesting
GRAMMAR enthusiasts which point out everyday errors are much fewer interesting compared than normal people, according to researchers.
Commitment Phobia Link To Lack Of Blow Jobs
A MAN'S reluctance to get married is linked to his fear of a lack of oral sex, new research shows.
Can I Have A Car As Well? Ask First-Time Buyers
FIRST-time buyers across Britain are hoping the government can see its way clear to stumping up for a motor as well.
Helen Mirren Vomits On Coffee Table
DAME Helen Mirren last night threw up all over a coffee table and then urged everyone to have a good look at it.
Aaron Sorkin To Write Film About Norwich Union
WEST Wing creator Aaron Sorkin is to make a feature-length movie about insurance giant Norwich Union.
Recesssion Will Turn Britain Into 'Bunch Of Arseholes'
THE economic downturn will lead to a sharp rise in people being arseholes, according to a leaked Home Office letter.
Supermarkets 'Selling Things People Want To Buy'
BRITAIN'S supermarkets were last night accused of stocking the products their customers want to buy.