THE internet was knocked offline yesterday after the launch of a site featuring adorable, cheeky cats having full-on sexual intercourse.
UK TV channels have snapped up the rights to every European drama series of the latest decade, even Troll Cop.
PARENTS have denied having a 'favourite' child, claiming to find all their offspring equally hard to tolerate.
PRODUCERS of blockbuster movies have been dismayed by Edward Snowden's failure to be either black, fat, or a fat black man.
MUSIC festivals should have more branding and marketing, according to young people.
PEOPLE who pile up old shit in their homes mostly do it just for the TV exposure.