LADS’ mag Nuts is being relaunched for feminist readers.
ANTI-SMOKING campaigners have called for a ban on anything that can be sucked.
LIKE the ancient Egyptian city of Tanis, the south east of England is, at last, being wiped clean by the wrath of God.
LONG-RANGE weather forecasting is impossible because of the chaos theory, according to office worker Tom Logan.
PEOPLE living in rural areas can only have the internet of 1999, the government has announced.
US sitcom How I Met Your Mother last night would have ended as it probably began - with gratuitous anal sex and fascism.
FOOD scientists have turned nutrition on its head by claiming that eating vegetables may be a good idea.
THE heroes of teenage fiction are all far superior to the dull contemporaries who pick on them, it has been confirmed.