HERBAL remedy Echinacea is infallible when used against malevolent
wraiths trapped between this world and the next, according to new
POPE Benedict will somehow manage to crowbar Jesus into the airport chaos story when he delivers tomorrow's Thought for the Day on Radio Four.
BRITAIN'S workers have long since stopped doing anything remotely productive, it emerged last night.
CUMBRIANS have imposed a moratorium on sex with close relatives amid fears they may have angered a supernatural being who lives deep in the ground.
BRUTAL Eurostar commandants last night forced a mother-of-two to make an agonising choice between her offspring.
CONSOLE giant Nintendo's new game will encourage families to interact in a massive Christmas fight.
THE lifting of the ban on openly gay US troops will mean people being killed by tank commanders who are listening to upbeat euro pop, experts have warned.