THE fundamental wrongness of women has been established beyond doubt.
STRUGGLING lingerie giant La Senza is to relaunch with the introduction
of a new range inspired by the Human Centipede films.
MOST of Britain could cheerfully go on a three-day session after just one day back at work, it has emerged.
THE latest government healthy eating campaign has made UK citizens feel okay about dying soon.
THE Daily Mail has today launched a five year plan to prevent exactly as much racism as it creates.
WOMEN MPs who get all dolled-up and pose for men's magazines are not taken seriously, experts have claimed.
PRINCE Philip has begun a damage limitation exercise after human remains were discovered at Sandringham.