INDEPENDENT regulator Ofcom has outlined plans to protect the public
from the work of cowboy graffiti artists after record complaints about
the standard of British vandalism.
LOCAL councils are hoping to tackle rat problems with a series of workshops inviting them to explore their ratness through physical movement.
PATHETIC universities may be allowed to close, threatening the academic careers of people who should never have been there anyway.
THE tabloid phone hacking scandal widened last night to include some voicemail messages you may actually care about.
MARK Zuckerberg has admitted that a Facebook app automatically highlighting how hideous people are was a mistake.
THE British Board of Film Classification was last night accused of driving unspeakable deviants to the fringes of UK society.
BRITAIN'S political and economic systems were working like clockwork last night as old people in the world's fifth richest country cheerfully tossed their food-heat coins.
A MARCH by provocatively-dressed women has been used as a backdrop by an opportunistic deodorant film crew, it has emerged.