SCIENCE cannot defeat cancer and produce a magical see-through space coat, experts have warned.
A CUTTTING-edge bionic eye could turn the visually impaired into human speed cameras, scientists have claimed.
CHRISTINE Bleakley is to wrestle a Komodo dragon on live television, at the specific request of the sole remaining viewer of Daybreak.
THE United States last night reasserted its hard won freedom to punch itself squarely in the balls.
NEW police guidelines on religious tolerance will include how to behave sensitively when being sacrificed to a Pagan deity.