HAVING an interest in Lindsay Lohan is a form of insanity, psychiatrists have confirmed.
PEOPLE wanting to use Twitter without their heads exploding have appealed Joey Barton’s 12-match ban.
PRISONERS are unanimously going to vote Conservative, it has emerged.
IRON MAN, the Hulk and all other Marvel Comics characters ever have been outed as gay by rival publisher DC.
A SEMI-MYTHICAL group of troglodyte ravers has been discovered by workmen at Manchester's legendary Hacienda.
SCIENTISTS are collecting sasquatch DNA in a bid to cut man-ape crime, it has emerged.
US REALITY star Kim Kardashian will face Pippa Middleton in a buttock-based confrontation that could decide the future of the monarchy.
THE latest two-hour Bond feature Skyfall has been released as a teaser for the more exciting trailer.