A NEIGHBOURHOOD Watch group is using an unmanned drone to spy on local residents’ viewing habits.
THE perverts of the entertainment world are demanding the chance to audition for the role of Willy Wonka.
THIS year’s Glastonbury acts were chosen entirely at random by organiser Michael Eavis’ cat, it has emerged.
THE BBC needs to stop apologising every time some oddball writes a letter, it has been claimed.
RETIRED British expats in Southern Europe will no longer get winter fuel payments because it is an incredibly stupid thing that should never have happened, it has emerged.