THE cover girls of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition feel 'humbled' at becoming self-pleasuring material.
GAYNESS is caused by genetics, as well as the traditional desire to make Christians furious.
A MEN’S magazine editor is disgusted with himself for doing anything his advertisers ask him to.
MASSAGES are the opposite of soothing, it has emerged.
14-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan is struggling to articulate his penis-based feelings in a Valentine's card.
BRITAIN'S chaos crisis is no longer paralleled.
WALES is not there anymore.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has borrowed a diamond necklace from the Queen to have it priced up at the pawnbrokers.