Bieber late because he was being Taylor Swift

JUSTIN Bieber left fans waiting for two hours because he overran at another venue as Taylor Swift.

Spoiled children more likely to become your boss

OVER-INDULGED infants will grow up to employ you, it has been claimed.

Church ready for hot Pope

A 24-YEAR-OLD swimwear model called Cassius has emerged as favourite for the Papacy.

Thatcher statue to be the 'anti-Lourdes'

GRANTHAM councillors say a proposed statue of Margaret Thatcher will have the power to make people feel hellish.

Both ends, says Queen

IT is literally exploding out of both ends, Buckingham Palace has announced.