TWO lesbians who kissed in a pub were offered a free bottle of white wine in a bid to crank things up a notch.
BRITAIN'S attractive future queen could generate valuable revenue by offering discreet personal services, experts have claimed.
THE secret to lasting happiness is being left alone by people who think your mood is any of their business, it has emerged.
CHANCELLOR George Osborne has released an utterly irresistible sofa in fawn leather with matching corner group.
EVERYTHING in Britain is to be run past a panel of scrunch-faced harridans.
HUGH Grant is back on top of the Hollywood A-list after rave reviews for his new film The Englishman Who Went to a Pub With a Hidden Microphone.
NOTORIOUS rave organisers Spiral Tribe are to stage an extended, royal wedding street party until everyone collapses.
BRITAIN'S mobile phone users could save hundreds of pounds by babbling shite at a calculator instead, say researchers.