THE lifting of the ban on openly gay US troops will mean people being killed by tank commanders who are listening to upbeat euro pop, experts have warned.
THE iconic Machin Head
portrait of the Queen could be replaced on stamps by Katie Price's
steam-cleaned vagina if some foreigners buy the Post Office, it has been
AS FREEZING weather and icy roads threatened to leave Britain without Christmas presents, people across the country insisted it didn't matter in a series of putrid, stinking lies.
THE release of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange yesterday caused a senior American to shout 'godammit' and bang his fist on a walnut conference table.
A LANDMARK EU court ruling could propel Ireland headlong into the middle of the 19th century.
THE latest fashions are trendier than ever and look set to be the in-thing, experts have confirmed.