THE big nuclear thing in Japan finally made sense today after some people said it was now the same number as something you have heard of.
A PROPOSED shake-up of the UK banking system is to make it look as if someone is doing something about it.
TV bad boy Jeremy Clarkson remains filled with inner turmoil
after shattering Richard Hammond's heart into a million tiny pieces, it
PEOPLE are drinking more to distract themselves from constantly worrying about cancer.
THE slack-jawed offspring of company executives should be paid for the
extra tasks they generate during work experience, it has been claimed.
THE Church of England has urged Prince William not to hop on a passing skank if Kate Middleton gains a few pounds.
THE earliest known homosexual has been spotted by an archeologist's state-of-the-art gaydar.
COCA-Cola has left the door open for Pepsi to corner the soft drinks market for sweary whore-mongers.