THOUSANDS of farmers are using Facebook to play a game where they pretend to work in an office and spend all day doing nothing and talking out of their arse.
TRAVEL operator Thomas Cook was last night forced to offer up Jamie and Louise Redknapp to an angry volcano god.
THE soaring number of office workers who choose to die at their desks is
costing the UK economy Â£2.6bn a year, according to a new report.
BROADCASTERS have been flooded by complaints from viewers unable to stop imagining Delia Smith and Heston Blumenthal going at it.
IMAGES of male beauty in the media are forcing men to make some sort of grudging effort to look half-decent, it was claimed last night.
NURSERY school children will no longer be allowed to bite chunks out of each under new rules introduced today.
SUPERFLUOUS wildlife is still hampering vital progress in the logging and fast food industries, it was claimed last night.