IF the NSA keeps spying on the internet consumers will return to vinyl records and films on tape, massive companies have warned.
JERRY Dammers of The Special AKA is furious that nobody ever told him Nelson Mandela was also known as Madiba.
BRITAIN'S bosses have confirmed plans to let their hands 'accidentally' fall onto buttocks at the office Christmas party.
NELSON Mandela has passed away after wearing himself out by changing the world.
YOUNG people have announced plans to lower the pension age by several decades once they are in charge.
THE abolition of tax discs has left drivers without physical evidence of paying something that cyclists don't.
THE death of Nelson Mandela has left humanity without a single individual that you would genuinely not want to disappoint.
MILLIONS of consumers are regretting their actions on the brokest day of the year.