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Dreadlocked caucasians demand to face more discrimination

WHITE people with dreadlocks are not facing as much discrimination as they would ideally like, it has emerged.

Coca-Cola admits 'natural flavors' include a severed head

DRINKS maker Coca-Cola has admitted using severed human heads to add a touch of piquancy.

No way tobacco product might turn out to be harmful

'HARMLESS' tobacco products are never revealed to be bad for users, according to electronic cigarette makers.

Britain falling for savoury popcorn con

THE UK is the latest target of international con-artists attempting to sell popcorn that tastes of chilli and pepper.

People who claim they're psychopaths actually just dicks

INDIVIDUALS who score highly in 'psychopath tests' are really just unpleasant, it has emerged.

Rejuvenating blood must be from virgins

BLOOD transfusions can reverse the ageing process but only if the donors are sexually pure, according to scientists.

Angel of the North vows to destroy Morrisons

THE Angel of the North has vowed revenge against Morrisons for projecting a loaf of bread onto its wings.

Bosses acting like bank holiday was their idea

BOSSES are acting like the bank holiday is a special treat of their devising.