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Badger cull 'will trigger shit British film'

THE government has been warned that the badger cull will cause a film with Julie Walters.

Office staff pretend manual worker is invisible

DESK staff at a Swindon company have studiously ignored a maintenance man.

Television binge plans ruined by good weather

MILLIONS of Britons were left unable to view their favourite American TV dramas due to fine weather over the bank holiday weekend.

Creepy men empowered by Miley Cyrus

SLEAZY middle-aged men have hailed Miley Cyrus's VMA performance for boosting their self confidence.

People who highlight minor grammar points are amazing

THE ability to spot a minor grammar error is proof that you are amazing, it has been confirmed.

Gullible people hit compensation jackpot yet again

GULLIBLE people are to receive yet another compensation payment after taking out insultingly worthless credit card insurance.