EXPERTS are urging Britons to start preparing their Christmas arguments no later than 5pm today.
THE success of Bavarian-style Christmas markets is due to a phenomenon that makes crud desirable when placed in a rustic-looking shed.
PEOPLE who fall over often feel a deep sense of humiliation, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE who see themselves as 'spiritual' are to planning mark Christmas in a non-relgious but still irritating fashion.
THE campaign against gay marriage has a quaint, old world charm, say experts.
BRITONS must currently overcome 43 separate instincts in order to leave their beds, it has emerged.
ELECTRONIC music pioneers Kraftwerk have become an acoustic act after deciding technology is annoying.