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Iran's nuclear facilities inspected by Alex James

BLUR'S Alex James has delivered a glowing report of Iran's Parchin military complex after becoming the only inspector allowed onto the site.

Obama asks Romney to explain the origins of Mormonism again

AS Mitt Romney took another decisive step towards the Republican nomination, President Obama asked if he could tell him again how Mormonism got started.

L'Oreal unveils two new female neuroses

L'OREAL is to launch two new female neuroses for its spring campaign.

Capping child benefit 'will lead to angry, sober middle-class mothers'

THE child benefit cap is to be rethought amid warnings over the impact on middle-class stay-at-home afternoon-drinking mothers.

Superyacht sets new standards in prick-focused design

A VAST floating pleasure palace is the ultimate prick machine, its designers have claimed.

Assad 'chuffed' he wasn't friends with Blair

SYRIA'S President Assad is now realising the full value of not being friends with Tony Blair.

Meteor was anti-Putin voters being fired into Atlantic

THE bright light spotted over Britain on Saturday was a bus full of activists opposed to Vladimir Putin.

Catholics urged to oppose gay divorce

BRITAIN'S Catholics have been urged to defend the institution of marriage by campaigning against gay divorce.