THE government has announced plans to give everyone off the telly an advisory role, because it believes you find that sort of thing impressive.
OFFICE jobs are actually more stressful and unpleasant than manual labour, research has revealed.
THE middle lane has been voted British Motorway Lane of the Year.
THE requirement to 'Check Your Privilege' before saying anything is one of the most obviously toss-ridden things yet, experts have confirmed.
MOST students at desirable state schools are actually middle class parents in disguise as their children.
THE wedding of Napster founder Sean Parker ended with numerous fatalities after guests misunderstood its Game of Thrones theme.