PRIME Minister David Cameron has announced business-friendly changes to UK employment laws including the reintroduction of slavery.
ENTREPRENEUR Roy Hobbs has made £180 trillion from the idea of sending group emails instead of using Facebook.
THE prospect of decent weather has inspired truly heartbreaking levels of joy across the UK.
A 22-YEAR-OLD Londoner has been amazed to find more than a hundred stories about her weight, dress sense and love life on the Daily Mail's website.
EURO banknotes are dissolving into thin air at the touch of the sun as if they were never real.
ONCE-GREAT Jedi Master Yoda will flog anything for cash, it has emerged.
A NEW internet is to be created for people who like writing comments, so everyone else can enjoy surfing the web without their torrents of bile.
BRITAIN will be a prehistoric barter economy within two years, the Bank of England has predicted.