DAMIEN Hirst's bronze of a pregnant teenager has been joined by a statue of her skunk-addled boyfriend.
LETTERS from Prince Charles to government ministers are to be kept secret because they reveal the full extent of his insanity.
FIX It badges awarded by Jimmy Savile are to be rounded up, melted down and made into a statue of Britain's favourite, non-threatening children's entertainer.
UNATTENDED cakes have sparked a huge blaze likely to engulf England.
GOVERNMENT experts have delivered a report on drugs policy as a rap over a housey beat.
FOR Christ's sake stop touching each other with your filthy hands, experts have warned.
DESIGNER Cath Kidston's winter collection merges rustic chic with nuclear war imagery.
ALL men alive in the 80s were sordid, creepy perverts, it has emerged.