HORSES are strange, it has been claimed.
MORE than two decades have passed since people knew what was at the top of the charts, experts have discovered.
DADS are struggling with normality after 24 hours of unbridled self-indulgence.
THOUSANDS of taxi drivers are returning from Cabfest, the drive-in mellow music festival.
RUPERT Murdoch and his wife are to divorce after she stumbled across a pentagram painted in blood in the basement of their New York mansion.
REAL-LIFE apprentices are acting like insane twats thanks to BBC One's The Apprentice, it has been claimed.
GPS collars have revealed that cats spend their nights in the nearest cat pub.