THE Vatican blocked a visit by French first lady Carla Bruni in order to prevent a full-scale Papal engorgement, it has been confirmed.
THE Twitter experiment by Greater Manchester police failed last night after officers were unable to add a third word to their tweets.
THE Radio One breakfast show is to be hosted by a six month old baby, the BBC has confirmed.
BRITAIN faced a fresh pop crisis last night after it emerged that X Factor favourite Cher Lloyd has been behaving like a teenage girl.
POPE Benedict XVI has congratulated porn stars infected with HIV for their principled refusal to wear condoms.
THE first of the trapped Chilean miners brought to the surface have admitted that four of their colleagues were delicious.
CLOTHING giant Gap was last night forced to abandon its plan to replace its classic blue square logo with the swastika.
UNIVERSITIES should be be able to charge up to Â£12,000 a year for magic beans, according to a major review of higher education funding.