Parents warned to stop calling their children Lily or Jack

BRITISH parents' desire to give all children the name Jack or Lily could have sociological repercussions, experts have warned.

Cameron bootlegged during China visit

DAVID Cameron has been illegally copied while on a state visit to China.

UK pupils maintain respectful distance from future Chinese employers

BRITAIN’S school pupils are allowing Chinese children to beat them in every academic subject in order to ensure a harmonious future workplace.

Stop calling it your money, says RBS

THE Royal Bank of Scotland has reminded customers that 'their' money is actually its money.

Consumer fury as narcotics bought online fail to arrive

THE collapse of a 'deep web' shopping site has left hundreds of angry consumers without their drugs.

'National treasure' status granted to pretty much everyone

ANYONE who has appeared in the media is now a national treasure, it has been confirmed.

Brain study gives men and women new ways to blame each other

A GROUND-breaking study into male and female brain function will make arguments even easier to start.

Daley’s sexuality not remotely important, says Clare Balding’s gran

TOM Daley’s sexuality is not a particularly big deal for society or diving, Clare Balding’s gran has confirmed.