THE UK's oldest dogging site has been re-opened by the National Trust, with interactive stranger sex displays and cakes.
FOUR out of five people in Britain have named their hire-purchase widescreen television in their will, according to a new study.
BRITAIN finally hurtled beyond the point of no return last night as the political opinions of Simon Cowell were regarded as important.
THE UNITED States has an institutional prejudice against manky old sods, Roman Polanski claimed last night.
THE sorcery holding Amanda Holden together is wearing off, it emerged yesterday.
BRITAIN'S schools stood empty today, apart from 440,000 joyful teachers swinging tube socks filled with two-pence pieces.