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Horses weird

HORSES are strange, it has been claimed.

All That She Wants was last proper Number One

MORE than two decades have passed since people knew what was at the top of the charts, experts have discovered.

Dads struggling with return to normal life

DADS are struggling with normality after 24 hours of unbridled self-indulgence.

Taxi drivers attend all-night mellow music festival

THOUSANDS of taxi drivers are returning from Cabfest, the drive-in mellow music festival.

Murdoch divorce after wife discovers pentagram

RUPERT Murdoch and his wife are to divorce after she stumbled across a pentagram painted in blood in the basement of their New York mansion.

Apprentices told to stop acting like twats

REAL-LIFE apprentices are acting like insane twats thanks to BBC One's The Apprentice, it has been claimed.

Cats head straight to cat pub

GPS collars have revealed that cats spend their nights in the nearest cat pub.