PARENTS who experienced rave culture are increasingly concerned about their children's low intake of Class A drugs.
RADIO stations are to contact old Scottish men and get them confused and angry, live on air.
THERE have been sightings of a man walking around in f*cking shorts.
CANNABIS should be legalised for Tories who are frightened of the gayness, MPs have claimed.
STARGAZER Patrick Moore will be remembered an astrologer, because a lot of people are not very bright.