Public comprehends words 'dude' and 'Bollinger' in otherwise mysterious event.
EASTENDERS is to become yet more unrealistic with the return of Ian Beale as a Jamaican-style gangster.
THE editor of the Daily Bugle has given evidence to the Leveson Inquiry about his newspaper's negative coverage of Spider-Man.
ENGINEERS working for Google have linked together 1,000 computers to perform the role of one really annoying person.
PEOPLE taking their children to music festivals are going to get exactly what they deserve, it has emerged.
NATWEST'S IT calamity was caused by animals and beggars getting into its India-based computer system, it has been claimed.
LONESOME George, a tortoise believed to be the last of his species, has expired after a 78-year drugs and alcohol binge.
A TOUCHING, big-hearted bread advert was made by a group of arrogant cocaine users, it has emerged.