BRITAIN'S maths teachers are freaks, it has emerged.
CEEFAX was probably the last really good thing the BBC did, the director general has admitted.
HUGH Laurie is to release his first blues album detailing the trials of being an exceptionally-rich white man.
OIL companies would never dream of doing bad things, Britain's most powerful ginger claimed last night.
STEVE Jobs has announced his intention to trademark the alphabet.
MODERN gospel music is increasingly about the non-existence of a supreme being, it has emerged.
SCIENTISTS will soon develop a home copying machine that is not an absolute pain in the arse, it has been claimed.
MICRO-blogging site Twitter celebrated its fifth birthday yesterday by sounding exactly like a five-year-old.