IN a last minute change, CNN has ditched trainee journalist Piers Morgan in favour of Bruce Forsyth.
THE point of Wikileaks became clear last night after viral attacks on credit card websites stopped someone from buying Chris de Burgh's The Storyman.
FEMALE workers are not just there to brighten the place up, they are also increasingly useful, according to new research.
INSECTS and animals are increasingly exhibiting fame-hungry behaviour, according to experts.
INTERNET giant Google was facing collapse last night after it revealed it had taken 18 months to come up with something that might be better than Windows.
POLICE today said they expected Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to
attempt an escape, probably at the top of a long flight of stairs.
CLASSIC Smiths albums like Meat is Murder contain hidden pro-Tory messages only audible when the vinyl is played backwards, it was claimed last night.