STRIKE action by council workers could lead to a redefinition of the concept of movement, it emerged last night.
A GREAT WHITE shark escaped with cuts and bruises after straying into coastal waters full of British drunks.
READING Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld saga back to front makes you want to commit suicide, supporters of unbearable pain said last night.
SCIENTISTS believe they are closer to curing sex addiction after identifying an unusually high incidence among rich, ageing men.
SCHOOLS in England and Wales will ditch climate change lessons for a
greater focus on the two week romances between D-List celebrities.
INDEPENDENT regulator Ofcom has outlined plans to protect the public
from the work of cowboy graffiti artists after record complaints about
the standard of British vandalism.
LOCAL councils are hoping to tackle rat problems with a series of workshops inviting them to explore their ratness through physical movement.
PATHETIC universities may be allowed to close, threatening the academic careers of people who should never have been there anyway.