THE mysterious substance which makes up 90 percent of the universe may be able to destroy Uri Geller, scientists have claimed.
A FEW months sleeping under a flyover and eating discarded banana skins never did anyone any harm, the government said yesterday.
A VILLAGE primary school has saved Valentine's Day by giving its ugliest pupils the day off.
THE heart-warming sight of an old-fashioned burglar smashing a toilet window could soon be swept away by a rising tide of joyless online fraud, according to some of Britain's leading thieves.
CHANNEL Four finally agreed to stop the US comedy Friends last night after accepting that most people are now able to watch entire episodes inside their own heads.