EMPLOYERS offering dull jobs favour graduates with 2:2 degrees.
THE monkey found in Ikea has issued a heartfelt plea not to be sent back there.
IF Jesus were alive today he would travel from place to place doing IT miracles, it has been claimed.
THE Guardian website's dating section is Page 3 for middle earners, it has been confirmed.
THE legal high industry is facing crisis as the stock of cool names for drugs approaches exhaustion.
A SHIT flat in London now costs £500,000 thanks to widespread delusion about whether a property is really depressing.
A TOURISM body has produced a list of Britain’s best destinations for aggressive, anti-social behaviour.