THE idea that people could do good things without religion is a child's fairy story, Christians have claimed.
THE BBC natural history unit is to make a ground-breaking series about the consequences of your unsustainable breeding.
AFGHAN civilians are facing a three month wait to be blown to smithereens, it has emerged.
ACTION-fantasy tripe bucket Sucker Punch has made idiots feel cleverer than something.
MOST people in Britain would prefer not to work a day in their lives, according to new research.
MARKS and Spencer is about to discover all the different words the French have for things that are shit.
THOUGHTFULNESS is on the increase across the UK with some people taking almost four seconds to choose a Mother's Day present, it has emerged.
THOUSANDS of heads were exploding across Britain today as people tried to work out which Daily Mail story was a hoax.