BRITAIN'S hospitals have been replaced by massive holes in the ground, it has emerged.
YOU know considerably more about News International than Rupert Murdoch and his son James, it has been confirmed.
PEOPLE like your crazy neighbour with all the replica weapons are to be
allowed into the army as part of a cost-cutting initiative, it has
THE Daily Mail has only ever hacked into the voices inside Paul Dacre's head, the paper's editor confirmed yesterday.
BRITAIN spent last night staring at the ceiling with its duvet clutched tightly under its chin.
THE Duke of Cambridge has abandoned his wife after bonding with an erotically-shaped coconut, it has emerged.
FORMER Metropoltan Police commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson 'had no idea' Champneys was a luxury health spa when he agreed to go there for a three week-long freebie.
PEOPLE who like barbecues are freaks, it has emerged.