THIS year’s crop of young, predominantly female, students pictured celebrating their A Levels is up to 20% less attractive than last year's, it has been claimed.
JEREMY Clarkson has split into two separate entities - one sad, the other mocking.
THE new murder-themed series of Celebrity Big Brother began last night with the mysterious death of Julian Clary.
JEAN-CLAUDE Van Damme’s claims of an affair with Kylie Minogue on the set of Street Fighter have sullied the classic film, according to fans.
AS A-Level results are released, Britain's parents are hoping their children didn't screw up their retirement plans by getting into university.
GUARDIAN readers are looking forward to fuelling their ironic barbecues with the microwaved faeces of a Third World village.
A STUDY of baby names has highlighted the trend for naming children after popular brands.
SCREEN siren Angelina Jolie is engaged to the actor/screenwriter Justin Theroux, her spokesman has announced.