Crime glamorous again

A MASSIVE diamond heist heralds a new golden age of sexy crime, it has been claimed.

Anywhere nice absolutely teeming with arseholes

THE picturesque parts of Britain are now full of utter dickbags, it has emerged.

Royal Mail launches letter-burying service

THE Royal Mail is offering to bury the heap of marketing bullshit it would otherwise put through your letterbox.

Everything to be labelled with terrifying images of death

ALL products will soon feature graphic imagery illustrating how they might kill you.

'Any time, any place' Duchess tells novelist

IF Booker prize winner Hilary Mantel wants a piece of the Duchess of Cambridge, she can have it, St James's Palace has confirmed.