MOST British teachers are not famous enough to be able to inspire their pupils, according to a new report.
THE United Nations security council has paved the way for air strikes against Chris Moyles.
THE United Nations last night had its fingers crossed that the Libyan rebels it has just backed are not stark, raving lunatics.
TRENDY, irony-obsessed young people are to be rendered mute and may only
express their facile opinions via sandwich boards, it has been
KATE Middleton has set up her own secret wedding list at John Lewis, it emerged last night.
DOCTORS have rejected an opportunity to make more money, it has emerged.
BRITAIN'S general feeling that all is lost has jumped by almost a third in the last quarter.
PRODUCERS of Professor Brian Cox's Blimey! Planets, Eh? have told him to keep his opinions on music to himself.