NOTORIOUS rave organisers Spiral Tribe are to stage an extended, royal wedding street party until everyone collapses.
BRITAIN'S mobile phone users could save hundreds of pounds by babbling shite at a calculator instead, say researchers.
OXFORD University has dismissed accusations of discrimination insisting it has enough black students for a full-scale tribute to Earth, Wind and Fire.
THE big nuclear thing in Japan finally made sense today after some people said it was now the same number as something you have heard of.
A PROPOSED shake-up of the UK banking system is to make it look as if someone is doing something about it.
TV bad boy Jeremy Clarkson remains filled with inner turmoil
after shattering Richard Hammond's heart into a million tiny pieces, it
PEOPLE are drinking more to distract themselves from constantly worrying about cancer.
THE slack-jawed offspring of company executives should be paid for the
extra tasks they generate during work experience, it has been claimed.