PEOPLE in rural areas with poor internet access are receiving their pictures of vaginas by courier pigeon.
BLAZING, expletive-filled rows, resulting in one partner sleeping on the couch are good for your health, it was claimed last night.
A MANNED mission to Swindon touched down successfully last night near the town's factory outlet village.
JORDAN and Peter Andre were yesterday granted a 'quickie' interview and photoshoot deal with Okay! magazine.
A CONSOLE game based on the Beatles is heralding a new wave in interactive mid-life crises for balding, insecure GQ readers, it was claimed last night.
THERE were calls last night for a national debate over whether or not Britain really needs doctors.