THEATREGOERS are being subjected to an increased number of bootleg plays and pirated performances, it has emerged.
HARDENED criminals in several UK prisons have begun rioting at the prospect of sharing a cell with a Murdoch.
THERE is a one-in-three chance that your infant is foreign, it has been claimed.
NEPTUNE, eighth planet in the solar system, spent its first birthday orbiting the sun 'just like any other day’.
THE BBC was handed a dictionary last night after using the world 'talent' to describe Richard Hammond.
NORTHERNERS may soon be living in tunnels while those in the south grow to nine feet tall and float around, it was claimed last night.
RUPERT Murdoch will tell the Commons Culture Committee later today that he could kill them all by merely wishing it into being.
PRIVATE investigators fear that the respectability of their profession may never fully recover following the News International scandal, it has emerged.