A WOMAN has revealed her anguish, heartbreak and anger before posing on a park bench.
RAIL fare increases have arrived bang on time yet again.
PEOPLE in the North will observe three days of mourning following the death of the founder of Pukka Pies.
INCREASINGLY deranged gossip magazine OK! is to begin covering the love lives and confessions of celebrities post-mortem.
TONIGHT'S meteor shower is essential viewing, according to carnivorous alien plants.
THOSE who watch only the finest television are eagerly anticipating new Breaking Bad episodes.
GIANT pandas will become a common pest in the UK as they breed uncontrollably, it has emerged.
- Dawkins momentarily forgets all religions are enemies of reason and progress
- Inspirational dolphin picture prompts Middle East talks
- Older drinkers going to die soon anyway
- Age at which it is socially acceptable to smoke cannabis raised to 52
- Non-smokers told to shut up and stop being so utterly pathetic