HUGH Laurie is to release his first blues album detailing the trials of being an exceptionally-rich white man.
OIL companies would never dream of doing bad things, Britain's most powerful ginger claimed last night.
STEVE Jobs has announced his intention to trademark the alphabet.
MODERN gospel music is increasingly about the non-existence of a supreme being, it has emerged.
SCIENTISTS will soon develop a home copying machine that is not an absolute pain in the arse, it has been claimed.
MICRO-blogging site Twitter celebrated its fifth birthday yesterday by sounding exactly like a five-year-old.
PEOPLE who own private jets will face higher taxes in a bid to make the system fairer for people who just rent them.
COLONEL Gaddafi last night decided to just go ahead and assume that we are actively trying to kill him.