FACEBOOK has cleared users to post videos of decapitations alongside witty or inspirational quotes.
WORKERS have been advised to squeeze in some fraudulent sick leave in before the end of October.
A NEW internet browser automatically prevents users doing stupid things due to alcohol.
BRITAIN'S middle-aged people simply cannot get enough of leather smartphone cases.
THE Great British Bake Off final will see 300 venomous snakes released into the kitchen during the technical challenge.
BRITISH branches of Tesco throw away a fiver’s worth of alcohol every year, they have confirmed.
DAVID Cameron is to reduce energy prices by giving every household a lump of radioactive material.
LONDON homes are being bought up by galactic emperors after becoming unaffordable to humans.