HOME secretary Theresa May is to call for the restoration of the slipper as a deterrent to Britain's young dodgers, perils and minxes.
THE Glastonbury festival has revealed Hale and Pace and the Crazy Frog will be next year's headliners, moments after tickets sold out in record time.
JESUS has settled the argument on tax avoidance by stating, uncategorically, that it is a good thing.
BRITAIN is in the grip of a deadly addiction to bicycles, according to new research.
42-YEAR-OLD Brian Zuckerberg, who still lives at home, thinks he has a really good idea for a board game.
SURVEILLANCE cameras can now detect whether you are good or evil, it has emerged.