PROFESSORS who paid £700,000 for a rare Charlotte Brontë manuscript have just sort of skimmed through it.
A 38-YEAR-OLD male has confounded medical experts by visiting a post Office in December without getting anyone's cold.
CLAIMS that Britain's green energy revolution will cost consumers thousands of pounds have been dismissed by people who believe it is going to be windy.
TROUBLED families will be helped by a great big Scottish bloke who is taking none of their shit.
THE government has laid out its vision of a modern high street based around Britain's love of fighting.
PLANS for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee will include a speech of unimaginable filth.
THE scientist who discovered how large birds achieve erection has urged his colleagues not to name it after him.
DAVID Attenborough has been faked using lookalikes and special effects for nearly 40 years, the BBC has revealed.