WOMEN should be entitled to half of their boyfriend's disgusting pile of crap in the event of a split, according to a landmark ruling.
BRITAIN is the angry, racist, old widower who lives in that decrepit house at the end of the street, the UN has confirmed.
TOP scientists are nailing a load of fanny, according to dance-pop physicist Brian Cox.
THE NHS is to improve its performance in getting fat people to hospital by deploying long trails of Wotsits.
YOUNG people's obsession with the internet could spell the end for traditional pastimes like watching Home and Away, according to new research.
TOP Gear's Richard Hammond has apologised to Mexico in a clumsy Spanish-English hybrid that involved adding an 'o' to each word.
SATELLITE broadcaster Sky's increasingly monopoly on quality TV drama
could force many middle-class homes into the murky terrain of dish
THE government has unveiled a street by street crime map of the UK as part of a new initiative to keep you nicely terrified.