RECORD numbers of UK households are ditching the family car for a medium-sized goat.
POLICE hope to lure undercover officer Mark Kennedy back into a police station using a steak on the end of some thread.
LONDON'S tube drivers have launched their latest strike threat, claiming they are being picked off one by one by a family of voracious cannibals living in the underground system.
MAX Mosley has launched a bid to protect people who love it when their bare bottoms are alive with delicious agony.
MORE than 90% of Britons have an idea for some art, it emerged last night.
MASS avian deaths indicate God is amusing Himself with a celestial version of compelling iPhone game Angry Birds.
THE United States has taken another small step towards realising they are not all the stars of some badly written melodrama.
EGGS are terrifying for the first time in more than 20 years, it has been confirmed.