PARENTS have denied having a 'favourite' child, claiming to find all their offspring equally hard to tolerate.
PRODUCERS of blockbuster movies have been dismayed by Edward Snowden's failure to be either black, fat, or a fat black man.
MUSIC festivals should have more branding and marketing, according to young people.
PEOPLE who pile up old shit in their homes mostly do it just for the TV exposure.
BRITAIN'S mortuaries are full of people who are probably just really badly hurt, according to new research.
THE UK's shale gas reserves could last as long as the average lifespan of a springer spaniel.
APPLE fans are to get a 24-hour stream of the dull, insipid folk and 'electronica' that they like via iTunes radio.