AFGHAN civilians are facing a three month wait to be blown to smithereens, it has emerged.
ACTION-fantasy tripe bucket Sucker Punch has made idiots feel cleverer than something.
MOST people in Britain would prefer not to work a day in their lives, according to new research.
MARKS and Spencer is about to discover all the different words the French have for things that are shit.
THOUGHTFULNESS is on the increase across the UK with some people taking almost four seconds to choose a Mother's Day present, it has emerged.
THOUSANDS of heads were exploding across Britain today as people tried to work out which Daily Mail story was a hoax.
GROUND-breaking budget airline Ryanair has unveiled the industry's flimsiest every bullshit excuse for a price rise.
TV spiv Derek Acorah has perfomed a mysterious ritual to rid an ordinary family of its self-esteem.