TONY Blair has pledged to school his god-daughter in the ancient ways of dishonesty.
GETTING an unusual object stuck in your facebone is still the best way
of starring on page eight of Metro, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN'S teachers absolutely cannot wait to get cracking now physical force can go unrecorded in classrooms.
COLONEL Gaddafi has made a renewed effort to rally the Libyan people with a pledge to set everything on fire.
SIX in ten Britons regularly use internet coupons to spend less money on things that have absolutely no value.
THE Daily Mail set up an elaborate 'sting' to expose its own bullshit about migrant workers, it has emerged.
TWITTER is now 14 percent cleverer after the addition of Cheryl Cole.
AN adult film actor contracting HIV has prompted millions of people to
suddenly realise they know the names of a least eight porn stars.