GROWING numbers of men are finding male chest cleavage sexually appealing, according to new research.
PEOPLE who are opposed to assisted suicide are still absolutely convinced that it is any of their business, according to a new survey.
PARENTS in the North say they are 'deeply shamed' after new figures revealed their children are lightweights, unable to handle a proper session.
SUPERMARKET chain Asda is targeting its Spring campaign at the shambling underclass looking for bargains in their nightclothes.
NATURALISTS have warned that there are less than 50 Susan Boyles left in the Scottish rainforests, as they continue to be hunted for their prized vocal cords.