THE UK’s banks have pleaded not to be broken up because they are deeply in love.
BRITAIN’S insecure, attention-seeking climate has been told to get a grip.
ISRAEL has reached out to Palestinians with the offer of a ceasefire lasting almost nine seconds.
NEW Irish employee Kyla Burns has surprised her colleagues by revealing there are no hidden letters in her name.
HEAT-crazed Londoners have taken to the streets demanding to be attacked by a water cannon.
NORTHERN Ireland’s marching season is to be transformed into a series of pleasant strolls.
GOTHS have warned against exposure to sunlight during and after the heatwave.
BRITAIN’S leading 1950s newspaper has provided a fashion rundown of female Palestinians fleeing airstrikes.