MICRO-blogging site Twitter celebrated its fifth birthday yesterday by sounding exactly like a five-year-old.
PEOPLE who own private jets will face higher taxes in a bid to make the system fairer for people who just rent them.
COLONEL Gaddafi last night decided to just go ahead and assume that we are actively trying to kill him.
THE majority of UK citizens now look down on almost everyone else in the country, according to a new report.
LOTS of people died in Libya last night, but it's okay because they were baddies.
THEATRE groups across Britain will unite this weekend to remind taxpayers exactly why they are being cut.
MOST British teachers are not famous enough to be able to inspire their pupils, according to a new report.
THE United Nations security council has paved the way for air strikes against Chris Moyles.