A RECORD number of people were last night claiming to have read The Gulag Archipelago by Alexander Solzhenitsyn.
CELEBRITY chef Antony Worrall Thompson has been foiled in his bid to kill the entire readership of Healthy & Organic Living magazine.
PARENTS of fat children are to be sent sketches of their overweight kids after the government banned schools from describing them as obese.
'LADS' magazines are filled with images that, for some reason, are not attractive in the slightest, a senior Tory MP said today.
BRITAIN'S estate agents were last night celebrating the return of popular word game Scrabulous to the Facebook social networking site.
GAS supplier Centrica announced last night that it was loving it.
THE SAS is to spend three weeks with Prince William and Kate Middleton as the young couple embarks on a series of exciting new sex games.
A 2,000-year-old computer found in a Roman shipwreck was mainly used for asserting worthless classical opinions, scientists have learned.