MERCHANT bank Goldman Sachs has not been using magic beans to generate its multi-billion dollar profits, it was claimed last night.
MILLIONS of people across Britain are today beginning the process of incorporating volcanoes into their everyday lives.
THE song from the Boots adverts has created an unstoppable strain of demented, screeching harpie, experts claimed last night.
A MALTESE town is to cover its famous phallic statue in a school uniform to avoid offending the Pope.
ANIMAL rights groups have called for a ban on a new range of provocative padded beachwear for pets.