A NEW app will help people find a taxi driver who keeps his mouth shut for the entire journey.
AMERICA is wondering if it should invade Iraq to prevent the country from descending into a bloody civil war.
SCOTTISH National Party leader Alex Salmond has accused JK Rowling of casting demonic mind-spells.
ALL words relating to curves have been reclassified to exclusively refer to women's breasts.
A THIRD of the UK on the edge of developing Type II diabetes then went ahead and got it.
GAMERS have praised a new X-Box game that fuses science fiction bullshit with Tolkein bullshit.
SHOPPERS claim to have seen a man buy two things at a farmers’ market.
BRITAIN has today paid tribute to the inventors of the videotape that was used to record Rik Mayall.