THE Michelin Guide to restaurants should at least touch on the subject of vomit, it has been claimed.
A PROVINCIAL businessman acting school is grooming the next generation of training video and local cinema advert stars.
BRITISH people have been wondering why people in Thailand are so into voting.
BRITAIN is to celebrate the legacy of Isambard Kingdom Brunel by deciding which parts of it should be permanently under water.
THE government is being encouraged to use speed cameras as a revenue stream, because that would be better than paying tax.
JK ROWLING has admitted that Hermione Granger would have been much happier married to martial arts legend Jackie Chan.
BRITAIN'S gyms have again become places of calm and spirituality, undisturbed by the general public.
THE Sellafield nuclear plant has been closed so the reactor can be used to make a super-villain out of stolen Pope blood.