BRITISH branches of Tesco throw away a fiver’s worth of alcohol every year, they have confirmed.
DAVID Cameron is to reduce energy prices by giving every household a lump of radioactive material.
LONDON homes are being bought up by galactic emperors after becoming unaffordable to humans.
BEHAVING as if you're going to die tomorrow will lead to humiliating and possibly deadly situations, experts have warned.
THE memoir of pop singer Morrissey has revealed his voracious appetite for lager and fighting.
NERDS have asked well-meaning relatives not to give them the new Malcolm Gladwell book for Christmas.
YAHOO'S radical new PR strategy involves making all its customers want to strangle it.
THE cliffhanger in a flooded cellar on Emmerdale is to launch the soap's new sub-aquatic era.