PROFESSOR Stephen Hawking has calculated that heaven does not exist.
A THOUSAND years of British legal history has reached its summit in a decision on the privacy of a woman's fandango.
PRINCE Philip will be allowed into Ireland today on condition he calls them all 'Micks' no more than eight times during the four day visit.
ELECTRONIC reading devices are not as good as real books for making you look clever, it was claimed last night.
RECORD spring temperatures across the UK have raised concerns that global warming might be a real thing after all.
RESEARCHERS are to launch a fresh study into what Keith Allen is for.
THE reputation of human nature plumbed new depths last night as experts claimed it includes believing in god.
HANNIBAL Lecter used a public relations firm to mount a smear campaign
against his chief rival in flesh-eating villainy, it has emerged.