POLICE are exploring the possibility that Lord Lucan, who disappeared in 1974 following the murder of his children’s nanny, may simply be on an extended gap year.
51-YEAR-OLD Wall Street commodities broker Patrick Bateman has described his anguish at the death of Whitney Houston.
THE latest batch of anti-virus software will break your computer even more thoroughly than previous versions, experts have warned.
A MILITARY facial hair disposal team has sealed off Peep Show star David Mitchell in a tense bid to remove his beard.
A GROUP of motorbike-riding press photographers has been discovered in the uterus of actress Sienna Miller.
CHERYL Cole's feud with former protegé Cher Lloyd has been exposed as a
trans-dimensional conflict for the future of the Earth itself.
GRAMMY-magnet dinner party wailer Adele has vowed that her current boyfriend will soon be song-inspiringly awful to her.
TRAFFIC wardens in England and Wales are to be given new powers to kick motorists in the groin.