AS the names of alleged pornography file sharers were leaked online, men
have united to confess that every last one of them looks at dirty stuff
on their computers.
EVER increasing vets' fees are prompting pet owners to try haphazard DIY repairs on their animals, according to new research.
NHS managers hope to save millions by paying patients with expensive ailments a cash bonus to leap off the nearest tall thing.
TROUBLED actress Lindsay Lohan is still highly do-able despite all the drugs, doctors have conceded.
SUFFOLK Council is to put 9,000 of its malingering, overpaid functions out to private tender.
UK police chiefs have decided that if they let crime get bad enough some sort of masked hero is bound to intervene.
THE president of Iran last night fought off an angry United Nations
General Assembly using nothing but a medium sized courgette.
DAVID Beckham has angrily denied claims he slept with a prostitute insisting he could only ever be unfaithful to his wife with a contractually branded tart.