BRITAIN'S major retailers have joined forces to create a new shopping-centric deity called 'Spendo'.
NASA scientists have discovered life that can survive at the bottom of an arsenic-filled lake and publish a daily newspaper
PICTURES of an obese cat in the throes of an endearing fatal heart attack have proved a huge online smash.
LOCAL councils are to rebrand the 'Truffle Shuffle' as the 'Dance of Death', as part of new plans to reduce the size of Britain's children.
BRITAIN'S filthiest drunks have begun their erratic stagger toward Parliament in protest over tax increases on high-strength beer.
PETER Jackson's latest Tolkien blockbuster will portray Bilbo Baggins as a black hobbit hustler who needs to score some serious treasure to pay off his debts.