THE announcement that women's double chins are to be called 'mashed mellows' means every bit of lady fat now has a cute-but-hateful name.
HARRY Potter author JK Rowling has been revealed as the enigmatic dubstep producer Burial.
OBSERVANT cinemagoers have noticed that the Lone Ranger is not actually alone.
NORTHERN Ireland's protestants are yet again commemorating a 17th Century battle by poncing around in their bowler hats.
COLOURFUL cigarette packets are more addictive than their contents, experts have warned.
ALL children born after 2022 will be born out of wedlock, and lead a life of moral and spiritual poverty, according to research.