THE latest Tomb Raider instalment has been delayed by technical problems
with SEQUL8TOR, Hollywood's giant sequel-making computer.
THE Daily Mail achieved perfection today after publishing a photograph of Eva Braun posing as a black man.
BRITAIN is today extending a gracious invitation to the public sector to suck on it until they gag.
IAIN Duncan Smith is to simplify Britain's complex state pension system into an easy to understand voucher for powdered soup.
'BIEBER fever' is a sexually transmitted bacterial infection, scientists have confirmed.
IT is not just the Labour Party who wants to treat you like a three year-old child, it has emerged.
THE £6.5m bonus paid to Barclays chief Bob Diamond was last night criticised by people with no real grasp of capitalism.
THINGS that are not computers are little more than a tedious diversion from computers, according to new research.