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Clarkson sues Gervais for schtick theft

TOP Gear lynchpin Jeremy Clarkson is to sue Ricky Gervais for trying to steal his personality.

Yeo Valley adverts 'making public lose fear of farmers'

THE public has been warned to keep away from farmers after a yoghurt fan was shot while asking a Welsh herdsman to 'bust some rhymes'.

Stone Roses confirm gig cancellations

MANCHESTER t-shirt vendors The Stone Roses are to reform for a new series of concerts they won't turn up to.

 


Dale Farm eviction brings out best in everyone

THE eviction of the Dale Farm travellers' site has really brought out Britain's good side, it has been confirmed.

Morrissey to sue himself

MORRISSEY the Singer is to sue himself after things he said made people think he might be a bit racist.

Mummified cabbie won't stop talking

A TAXI driver whose dead body was mummified will not shut up, it emerged last night.

Smoking ruins don't need electricity, says Cameron

DAVID Cameron has said domestic energy bills will tumble once everybody's house is a pile of rubble.

Robots useless

THE field of robotics is not delivering on any level, experts have claimed.