AN EIGHT-year old chimp named Boko will direct the follow-up to Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes after his debut was rated as more coherent than Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.
A BAN on poor-quality horror films from the 1980s will stop all the bad things from happening, Tory leader David Cameron has claimed.
A MONTH after Christmas, thousands of shoppers are still unable to remove the taste of Morrisons from their mouths, according to a new survey.
A LEPRECHAUN has labelled TV cash-for-gold companies a 'rip-off' after receiving just £12.94 for his entire pot.
A SPECIAL working class-themed private school has been established for the children of Labour MPs worried about social inequality.