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Attenborough to film 'Life of Scrotes'

DAVID Attenborough's new nature series for the BBC will delve into the world of Britain's fast-breeding underclass.

Time traveller warns against getting rid of BBC

A TIME traveller from the future has warned that closing down the BBC may not be a good idea.

New iPhone can plant your fingerprints at murder scene

THE new iPhone 5S uses state-of-the-art fingerprint technology to frame its owners for murder.

M&S not sure if it is a shop anymore

MARKS & Spencer is unsure whether it is a supermarket or a quasi-spiritual organisation offering the promise of a better life.

Small testicles are much easier to live with, say men

MEN generally prefer to have relatively small testicles, it has been confirmed.

Prince Andrew commits perfect crime

PRINCE Andrew probably walked out of Buckingham Palace with more than £2m in jewels - after being caught by the police.