PRIMARK has launched a range of shoplifting attire with concealed pockets and other thief-friendly features.
AN 11-year-old Indian brick-kiln worker has admitted he's unaware that this is the most depressing day of the year.
NEW BBC series The Musketeers has been condemned for portraying Alexandre Dumas's characters as human rather than canine.
THE Prince of Wales is being exposed to the working classes twice daily to bolster his immune system before he takes the throne.
BETROTHED homosexuals are to use their magical flood-creating powers to bring new life to desert regions.
FORMER England rugby captain Mike Tindall has strengthened his bid to seize the throne from Queen Elizabeth.
A SOLDIER who has been fighting the war on drugs for more than 20 years has finally emerged from a big jungle full of bullshit.
ED Miliband has pledged to rebuild middle class confidence with free After Eight mints.