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Hipsters are better than you, say researchers

IRONICALLY-moustached hipsters are actually better than you, according to a new study.

Apple takes on Casio

APPLE is taking on game-and-watch giant Casio, it has been emerged.

End of music announced at Grammys

THE official end of music has been announced at the Grammy Awards.

Facebook launches 'Indifferent to' button

SOCIAL networking site Facebook has launched a new tool for expressing ambivalence.

Pope headhunted by Satan

POPE Benedict XVI is leaving his post at the Vatican to work for the devil.

Page 3 not evil enough, says Murdoch

PAGE 3 is not doing enough to mess with people's heads, according to Rupert Murdoch.

Everything eating everything else

PLANET Earth's eating habits are out of control, it has been confirmed.