IRONICALLY-moustached hipsters are actually better than you, according to a new study.
APPLE is taking on game-and-watch giant Casio, it has been emerged.
THE official end of music has been announced at the Grammy Awards.
SOCIAL networking site Facebook has launched a new tool for expressing ambivalence.
POPE Benedict XVI is leaving his post at the Vatican to work for the devil.
PAGE 3 is not doing enough to mess with people's heads, according to Rupert Murdoch.
PLANET Earth's eating habits are out of control, it has been confirmed.