SEX with people older than 61 is to be made illegal in the UK.
A BOSS has demanded that his staff create a wildly successful viral video for a boring business idea.
ADULT skateboarders have been urged to stop pretending a plank on wheels can get them from A to B.
A BLEAK crime drama starring Abba will be the ultimate event in Scandinavian popular culture, it has been claimed.
A & E DEPARTMENTS are to offer an 'express tier' of medieval-style leech treatment.
MORE than 300 indie bands have been discovered in Camden Lock after it was drained for repairs.
31-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan has discovered he enjoys women's buttocks from a feminist perspective.
THE Prince of Wales has been hailed as a hero by people who feel they've done nothing with their lives.