GLEE-STYLE 'prom nights' are just shit school discos repackaged for the gullible, it has emerged.
LEADING scientists have warned Britons not to attempt doing any work today.
AWARDING a knighthood to Andy Murray would be a bit pathetic, it has been confirmed.
THE UK’s bats are not having sex because they find each other weird-looking.
THE announcement of a rival royal baby means that full-scale civil war is now inevitable.
EVERY aspirational Facebook photo must be posted with an equally miserable picture, under new social media guidelines.