BISHOPS wearing futuristic body suits are locked in deadly combat beneath Gloucester cathedral.
THE QUEEN still does cryptic crosswords and has the active mind of a woman 20 years younger, it has been confirmed.
DAVID Cameron is offering a 'lovely turnip' to every non-land owning home to counter accusations of Tory elitism.
BRITAIN is buzzing with theories about how Sherlock Holmes appeared to be dancing at the climax of Parade's End.
COMPLAIN all you want, Switzerland doesn't care, it emerged last night.
"What was it that first inspired an ancient monkey to fondle a potato?"