ROBERT Mugabe has agreed to share the Zimbabwean presidency with Nick Clegg.
A 24-HOUR Twitter boycott has highlighted the twin social evils of misogyny and narcissism.
THE next series of Doctor Who is going to be about an actual doctor, the BBC has announced.
YESTERDAY'S 24-hour heatwave has claimed the lives of nine men who were overwhelmed by sex thoughts.
SPENDING a week in a tent is long enough for you to believe that it was actually a good idea in the first place.
SCIENTISTS are visiting Edinburgh to photograph the exact moment at which a festival performer's spirit breaks.
A HOLIDAYING couple are trying to shake off the Camerons.
HUMANS experience the world as a sequence of vague backdrops surrounding their phone screen, it has emerged.