AMAZING new images of the moon's surface have revealed Buzz Aldrin's missing house keys.
QUEEN Elizabeth II has been unveiled as the new face of frozen food retailer Iceland.
THE first few days of the Olympics have seen business booming for the capital's newest branch of Cash4Gold.
TRAINSPOTTING director Danny Boyle is to helm the closing ceremony to mark the end of the world, with Paul McCartney headlining.
TREVOR Nelson is to be offered as a permanent commentary option for all BBC programmes.
MCDONALDS workers from around the globe are dreaming of finishing the games with coveted gold stars.
THARG, the Betelgeusian editor of sci-fi comic 2000AD, has been arrested for using his alien mind powers to get stories.
NORTH Korea has laughed off the mix-up which saw the South Korean flag accompany their women’s football team’s arrival at Glasgow’s Hampden Stadium.