TICKETS for the London 2012 Olympics belonging to Russian president Vladimir Putin are available for purchase on eBay.
RIDLEY Scott’s sci-fi epic Prometheus is the greatest film ever made, leading pothead reviewers have claimed.
WOO, the Queen yay woo, according to lots of people.
A BIG tin of biscuits bearing a stirringly patriotic design will be opened by the public in less than 72 hours.
THE next series of Sherlock will be filmed entirely in the nude, producer Steven Moffat has announced.
SURGEONS are working to free Take That toady Gary Barlow after he became wedged inside the Queen.
BRITONS have been reminded that having a strong desire for spicy meat is not a reason to dial 999.
AN unemployed man is scamming the taxpayer out of £67.50 a week, it has emerged.