THE collection of stuffed humans owned by the late Sir Jimmy Savile, rated as one of the finest in the world, is to be sold at auction.
THE spare room you've been meaning to turn into an office will instead used to store carbon dioxide, it has emerged.
HORROR writer James Herbert has inked a deal with moths to write a horrifying account of their battle with mankind.
FORGOTTEN social network Myspace is to stage a comeback by using the version of Facebook that everyone thought was absolutely fine.
SCIENTISTS have made a breakthrough that could see dozens of children's stories destroyed in a laboratory.
SPECIALITY bakers across the country are struggling to cope with a record demand for horribly racist cakes.
POLITICIANS have called for tough curbs on the internet pornography that is distracting them from running the country.
THE Windows 8 operating system will come in three varieties of ball-shrinking awfulness, Microsoft has promised.