Death of Twinkies could affect US holiday one-upmanship

THE demise of Twinkies could leave thousands of British holidaymakers unable to show off about having eaten them.

Smoking makes smokers more like non-smokers

SMOKING rots the brain until you start thinking like a non-smoker, it has been confirmed.

Alcohol price rise would reduce everyone's food intake

A MINIMUM alcohol price would make Britons cut back on less essential items like food, it has been claimed.

Britain to probably have some electricity

THERE is a reasonable chance Britain will still have electricity in two year's time, according to the government's long-awaited energy bill.

Humans buying any shit with 'immune system' written on it

EVERYONE is freaking out about their immune system, it has emerged.