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Spain to get exciting new monarch unlike some people

SPAIN is to get a coronation and some new stamps and post boxes, unlike some other countries with old monarchs.

Britain's soulless and generic high streets under threat

BRITAIN'S rows of tedious, depressing chain shops are under threat from online retailers.

Human personality just a reaction to weather

YOUR thoughts and feelings are dictated by whether it is sunny.

Edinburgh trams 'worth 400 year wait'

EDINBURGH'S tram service has finally opened after 400 years of planning.

Peak peak reached

THE world is on the cusp of peak exhaustion after hitting peaks in every possible field.

Teenage car owner demanding grossly inflated petrol money

17-YEAR-OLD driver Tom Logan is demanding petrol money from friends that is disproportionate to his actual fuel costs.

Google cars only go to Wikipedia

THE new self-driving cars pioneered by Google just go straight to Wikipedia, according to testers.

Enjoy it while you can, Conchita warns Farage

EUROVISION winner Conchita has advised Nigel Farage to make the most of his fleeting moment of glory.