THOUSANDS are self-styled 'foodies' are trumpeting their ability to orally process nutrients, it has emerged.
BRITAIN is to simultaneously help both sides in Syria's bloody civil war, it has emerged.
THE Dark Knight Rises is a film about a man dressed as a bat who drives a silly car, it has emerged.
THE imaginary Oxbridge that exists only in the heads of people obsessed with going there is the UK's top-ranked university.
ATHLETES with cheap or unfashionable trainers face bullying from their peers in the Olympic Village, it has been claimed.
BOTTLENOSE dolphins have been installed as executives by several high street banks, it has emerged.
SECURITY company G4S has revealed its solution to their Olympics staffing shortfall – Enforcement Droid Series 209.
The Daily Mash presents the story of the Olympics, from its roots in the classical era to becoming a modern-day massive balls up.