STEVE Jobs has announced his intention to trademark the alphabet.
MODERN gospel music is increasingly about the non-existence of a supreme being, it has emerged.
SCIENTISTS will soon develop a home copying machine that is not an absolute pain in the arse, it has been claimed.
MICRO-blogging site Twitter celebrated its fifth birthday yesterday by sounding exactly like a five-year-old.
PEOPLE who own private jets will face higher taxes in a bid to make the system fairer for people who just rent them.
COLONEL Gaddafi last night decided to just go ahead and assume that we are actively trying to kill him.
THE majority of UK citizens now look down on almost everyone else in the country, according to a new report.
LOTS of people died in Libya last night, but it's okay because they were baddies.