PROTESTANT child molesters last night warned they were becoming the 'forgotten men' of Christian paedophilia.
RAF fighter jets are being scrambled on a regular basis as part of a Ryanair scheme to make passengers pay a £10 surcharge for not being killed.
PUPILS across the UK are to have the absolute screaming bejesus scared out of them on a weekly basis, under changes to the national curriculum.
EMPLOYERS say they are experiencing positive results after fitting their workers with shock-inducing electric collars.
RIVAL TV cooks Sophie Dahl and Nigella Lawson should settle their differences by exploring each other's mouths on BBC2, experts have claimed.
BRITISH Airlines staff have been told that Michael O’Leary will be made their new chief executive unless they call off their strike action.