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SAILOR Popeye has admitted that his immense upper body strength is not the result of a spinach-heavy diet.
SEAGULLS have been humankind's masters for the past three decades, it has emerged.
A NEW Terminator movie will star Arnold Schwarzenegger as an outdated robot assassin plagued by frustrating software problems.
RETRO baby names from the early 20th century have been exhausted, creating a trend for prehistoric-sounding options like Ung-Gaah.