THE storyline of the latest BT adverts will follow the previous couple's son as he spirals into a pit of murderous drug-fuelled sexual obsession.
EUROZONE nations are using this year's international song contest to ask for financial help to a thumping hi-NRG disco beat.
MOIRA Stewart, the all-seeing God of Tax, has warned of great suffering for those self-employed workers whose forms displease her.
THE forgotten victims of the phone hacking scandal are the millions who
would love to see John Prescott living under a bridge, it was claimed
DOCTORS are to strike after the government banned their right to continually demand urine from their patients.
THE captain of the Costa Concordia abandoned his post to buzz around the
deck on a Vespa sexually harassing female passengers, it has emerged.
UNDERGROUND train drivers have rejected an offer of some extra money for no reason, because they are fine.
DAVID Cameron has offered to show Argentina how to swagger around in someone else's country properly.