AS the new university term starts, there are hundreds of water pipes to choose from - but which is right for you?
BLOCKBUSTER drama Downton Abbey will this week finally tell the unvarnished truth to its cretins.
THE soul of the late American singer James Brown is expected to fetch £5 million at auction later today.
A NEW exam system is destined for greatness after both Nick Clegg and Michael Gove agreed it was a good idea.
THE world will run out of cyberspace by the end of the week, it has emerged.
BRITAIN is at war with France and the 'Axis of Tits', as breast-based conflict threatens to engulf the planet.
THE number of people who are distinguishable only by a hat they wear has risen dramatically.
RELIGION is still being taken seriously by billions of people, according to new research.