SOCIAL networking site Facebook has launched a new tool for expressing ambivalence.
POPE Benedict XVI is leaving his post at the Vatican to work for the devil.
PAGE 3 is not doing enough to mess with people's heads, according to Rupert Murdoch.
PLANET Earth's eating habits are out of control, it has been confirmed.
JOHN Kerry has stopped speaking English to avoid accusations of intellectualism by US voters.
PHONES have said they don't need to be tinkered with all the time.