GREAT Western Trains is to replace the quiet carriage with a new compartment where customers are asked to be just a fraction less irritating.
THE world's leading modified vehicles, including Bigfoot and Jurassic Attack, will perform at Buckingham Palace's Jubilee Truck Jam on June 4.
HAVING an interest in Lindsay Lohan is a form of insanity, psychiatrists have confirmed.
PEOPLE wanting to use Twitter without their heads exploding have appealed Joey Barton’s 12-match ban.
PRISONERS are unanimously going to vote Conservative, it has emerged.
IRON MAN, the Hulk and all other Marvel Comics characters ever have been outed as gay by rival publisher DC.
A SEMI-MYTHICAL group of troglodyte ravers has been discovered by workmen at Manchester's legendary Hacienda.
SCIENTISTS are collecting sasquatch DNA in a bid to cut man-ape crime, it has emerged.