THE riots which devastated 90 percent of England were just the latest
high jinks mind-control stunt by cocky illusionist Derren Brown, it has
LOOKING down your nose at normal people can add 10 years to your life, say researchers.
TRAIN fare hikes are vital if rail executives are to double the size of their humongous homes by 2015, it was claimed last night.
THE News International cat was at least 2,000 miles from its bag, it was estimated last night.
THE prime minister has unveiled a radical new concept for social change involving youngsters with neckerchiefs being helpful.
BRITAIN'S festival of righteous indignation has finally resulted in someone being jailed because of tube socks.
RAPPER Ice Cube's family comedy film Are We There Yet? is to be screened in schools in a bid to make 'gangsta' role models unappealing.
BRITAIN has thrown its support behind the unelected jobsworths who watched London burn for three days, it has emerged.