THIS year's Masterchef is the head cook at Tooting’s Southern-Style Chicken, Kebab, Pizza and Curry takeaway restaurant in south London.
TOWNS and villages across England are ablaze after giant dragons chose St George’s Day to avenge their murdered comrade.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has been taken to Australian hearts after a series of increasingly racist comments about New Zealand.
BRITAIN’S traditional Easter traffic jams have been blighted by heavy rain for the third successive year.
OASIS founder Noel Gallagher has launched a scathing attack on garden sheds belonging to Damon Albarn and other members of Blur.
WOMEN are increasingly taking responsibility for the crap activities traditionally done by men.
THE ‘moral values’ of most people in Britain are based on classic films from the 1970s and 80s, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN was a blood-soaked hellhole yesterday as the nation fought to the death over Creme Eggs.