PARENTS across the UK are drunkenly celebrating the end of six weeks of nightmarish full-time childcare.
GCSE pupils should learn the superfluous bullshit needed for the modern workplace, according to employers.
GOD has apologised to mankind in a dramatic interview with the late Sir David Frost.
BRITAIN is the best country in Europe at getting toasted, according to new research.
3D IMAGERY of any kind has not been exciting since the 1983 film Jaws 3-D, it has been confirmed.
SYRIA'S civil war will witness slightly fewer explosions after MPs voted to keep British bombs for something else.
TEENAGERS about to start university are developing absurd new personalities in an attempt to seem interesting.