Festivalgoers rebelling against self-esteem

PERSONAL dignity is now the top thing to rebel against at music festivals.

Primark bans attractive people

BUDGET clothing giant Primark has banned good-looking people from its shops.

Journalist to give up writing gimmicky bullshit features for a month

A JOURNALIST is to spend a month not writing features about giving things up for a fixed period of time.

Beer gardens not actually gardens

A CONCRETE area attached to a pub is not a garden, it has been claimed.

Ex-pope still hanging around Vatican annoying everyone

EX-POPE Benedict is seriously getting under people’s feet at the Vatican, say cardinals.