THE creators of Nutella have unveiled a new chocolate product that is taken intravenously.
THE wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, to be held in Italy tomorrow, will be themed after the cruelties of Rome’s most depraved Emperor.
FRIENDLY brainstorming sessions are used to work out who should be sacked.
THE BBC is to launch an experimental swearing channel to test whether anyone really gives a toss if the word 'fuck' is heard on daytime TV.
WORLD Cup anthem singers Pitbull and Jennifer Lopez do not know what football is, it has been claimed.
AMERICA'S 'hero cat' has admitted she would kill humans if they were small enough to fit in her mouth.
EVERYONE who owns an Audi TT is living slightly beyond their means, it has emerged.
VLADIMIR Putin has compared Prince Charles to Anthea Turner because he is a ‘fragrant, middle-aged woman with no power’.