THE studio which produced Godzilla and Mothra has purchased the character rights to Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann, it has emerged.
HEADMASTERS of failing primary schools are to be quizzed on what is so difficult about three-piece jigsaws.
PRODUCERS of the Susan Boyle musical have promised it will be the perfect night out for a certain kind of person.
WOMAN are being pressurised into emulating unrealistic levels of brainless folly, according to a new report.
EVERYONE in Britain is to receive part of a Greek person in exchange for large amounts of cash.
AYMAN al-Zawahiri was last night named as the leader of the three guys
sitting in his living room that everyone has agreed to call 'Al Qaeda'.
CUNNING socialist Bob Crow has successfully completed a daring reconnaisance mission at an exclusive capitalist restaurant.
THE alleged plot to kill Joss Stone with a sword is not one of those dreams you keep having, it emerged last night.