THE 'cownut' is the latest advance in humanity's quest for doughnut variants.
THREE-YEAR-OLD iguana Nikki Hollis has been named sexiest lizard alive by men's magazine Esquire.
THE Nobel committee has selected the potential winners of this year's YouTube comments prize.
FANS of Doctor Who have slammed rediscovered episodes of the show for being old in a new way.
CRYPTANALYSTS at Britain's spy HQ are devoting most of their resources to cracking personalised number plates.
ELECTRONIC cigarettes are to be classified as adult nipple substitutes.
ELDERLY people cannot say chorizo without inserting a 't' sound, it has emerged.
THE act of shedding tears has been made emotionally meaningless by The X Factor.