HOMEOWNERS have just four years to forget everything they may have learned during the financial crisis, experts have warned.
THE National Health Service is now mainly employed as a device for extracting fat from chocoholics, experts have claimed.
CHRISTIAN doctors are regularly sending patients home with a course of Testament, according to new research.
VICTORIOUS housemate Josie Gibson is to become 'home' for a tiny submarine carrying Celebrity Big Brother contestants, it has emerged.
THE nation's cool teenagers are celebrating their worst GCSE results ever after being too hip to make the slightest effort.