PEACHES Geldof has revealed she is due to give birth to herself in less than two months.
THE middle class would collapse into self-loathing without frozen food store Iceland to look down on, it has been claimed.
BANK of England chief Mervyn King likes alternative rock and spiked wristbands, it has emerged.
RAIL bosses have used ancient depictions of Hell as inspiration for a new tier of train service.
UNMANNED drones have described being made to feel 'different' and 'inferior' by army comrades.
TEXAS is now a communist state following the re-election of Barack Obama, it has emerged.