SEAGULLS have been humankind's masters for the past three decades, it has emerged.
A NEW Terminator movie will star Arnold Schwarzenegger as an outdated robot assassin plagued by frustrating software problems.
RETRO baby names from the early 20th century have been exhausted, creating a trend for prehistoric-sounding options like Ung-Gaah.
VERY hot water with a bag floating in it is not a cup of tea, it has emerged.
THE 'mentally ill' man sending hundreds of bizarre Star Wars ideas to Disney is actually George Lucas, it has emerged.
A MASSIVE factory fire was caused by one of those monstrously fucking stupid Chinese lanterns, it has been confirmed.