NICK Clegg has renewed his attack on Gina Ford, claiming the popular baby mechanic looks like fat Nazi Herman Goering.
BRITAIN'S new drugs czar has claimed that cannabis can make dub reggae enjoyable for white people.
BRITAIN'S police could once again be able to kick the bejesus out of terror suspects after stop and search powers were declared illegal by some communist homosexuals.
THE average school lunch box now contains at least three items that, technically, are not food, according to a new survey.
A GROWING number of UK householders are performing sex acts on lenders in lieu of mortgage payments, according to a new survey.
THE government has banned the extremist group Islam4Uk, forcing it to change its name to Brian Thompson.