FORGETFUL former BSkyB chairman James Murdoch has claimed he had no idea he had resigned.
A GOVERNMENT that can barely send an email has unveiled somewhat ambitious plans to rule the web with an iron fist.
OFFICES are to be revolutionised by a device that detects challenge-averse working practices including blame culture and failure to think out of the box.
A WHOLLY unremarkable, paunchy slob from Birmingham perfectly represents the man of today, it has been claimed.
DAVID Cameron has drawn up secret plans to boost his popularity with an island-based war.
THE government has executed thousands of thickset men following an announcement that was construed as an April Fool's Day stunt.
THE 30 journalists that are Mad Men's entire UK viewership have given the rest of the population a five-day window in which to catch up.
PARENTS' groups have accused Madonna of promoting Mr C to impressionable children.