News

BBC accused of broadcasting

THE BBC is under fire for putting famous, expensive people on television, almost like a broadcaster.

Undercover Boss participant finally gets punched in the face

A CORPORATE CEO taking part in the TV series where bosses spy on their workers has been punched very hard in his richly-deserving face.

Coe smashes 'biggest bollocking' world record

LONDON 2012 has announced its first world record after Lord Coe delivered the world's biggest bollocking to his senior management team.

Britain inexplicably popular

CENSUS researchers are baffled after it emerged that nearly four million more people are choosing to live in Britain than in 2001.

Music 'best enjoyed indoors'

THE UK's festival industry is reeling from a new study which concludes that music listeners reach the peaks of aural pleasure when warm and dry.

Government to spend £9 billion making trains even worse

THE government has unveiled a package of annoying bullshit designed to make Britain's rail system the most painful in the world.

Coalition 'to last at least another week', warn forecasters

THE coalition which has blighted the summer could last until August, it has been claimed.