THE Daily Mail has today launched a five year plan to prevent exactly as much racism as it creates.
WOMEN MPs who get all dolled-up and pose for men's magazines are not taken seriously, experts have claimed.
PRINCE Philip has begun a damage limitation exercise after human remains were discovered at Sandringham.
RUPERT Murdoch is to use Twitter to share his everyday, random thoughts about controlling everything in the world.
THOUSANDS of Britons are trying to make video games work on their new Kindles after refusing to accept that the device is a type of book.
RONNIE Corbett has had to make do with a CBE because he is too short for a knighthood, it has been confirmed.
THE mysterious individual who single-handedly sustained the market for pewter dragon statuettes is being held at a secure laboratory.