Peaches Geldof pregnant with herself

PEACHES Geldof has revealed she is due to give birth to herself in less than two months.

Iceland mockery vital to middle class self-esteem

THE middle class would collapse into self-loathing without frozen food store Iceland to look down on, it has been claimed.

Mervyn King is an emo

BANK of England chief Mervyn King likes alternative rock and spiked wristbands, it has emerged.

'Third class' rail carriage inspired by Hell

RAIL bosses have used ancient depictions of Hell as inspiration for a new tier of train service.

Drones feel excluded from army life

UNMANNED drones have described being made to feel 'different' and 'inferior' by army comrades.

Texas struggling with life under communism

TEXAS is now a communist state following the re-election of Barack Obama, it has emerged.