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We've kind of got the 'wet hands' thing licked, humanity tells Dyson

GENIUS inventor James Dyson's latest creation has met with indifference from humans whose hands are already perfectly dry.

Olivier's bones to play skeleton of Richard III

THE skeleton of Laurence Olivier is to portray the modern-day Richard III in a new play.

Richard III to pick up where he left off

THE skeleton of Richard III has vowed to re-boot the Wars of the Roses and slaughter his rivals to the throne.

6 Music 'regrets trying to be good'

BBC 6 Music has closed after its listeners voted Clocks by Coldplay their favourite track.

Prisoners freed from London Dungeon

FORMER inmates of Britain's toughest prison, the London Dungeon, have described being kept in deliberately horror-themed conditions.