Annan decks Assad

KOFI Annan has floored Syria's President Bashar al-Assad with a single blow.

'Keep Calm...' posters actually intensely irritating

THE current glut of 'morale-boosting' posters and tat is having the opposite-to-intended effect, it has emerged.

Man with Olympic tattoo publicly flayed

A 22-YEAR-OLD London man with an unauthorised tattoo of the Olympic rings has received a gruesome public punishment.

Women 'have best sex surveys in their 20s'

WOMEN enjoy the best sex surveys of their lives in their 20s, according to new research.

British monarchy 'needs to be more like Game of Thrones'

THE royal family must embrace the 'fantasy saga' aspect of its nature, it has been claimed.

World's first heterosexual lolly launched

ICE lolly manufacturers have responded to demand for a product that in no way resembles a cock.

Clarkson slammed for 'owlist' rant

JEREMY Clarkson has infuriated wildlife groups by describing owls as 'head-rotating gaylords' and 'mouse munchers'.

Olympic torch being a right bastard

THE Olympic torch is becoming increasingly arrogant and egotistical, it has emerged.