A BEE has described giving a good-looking purple flower the pollinating of its life.
ALL of Britain's best stuff is in storage, according to a new survey.
ALL the reviews on TripAdvisor have been written by a single socially-isolated misfit.
ABOVE-THEMSELVES cafes are refusing to offer a fry up, even though they have all the ingredients on their pretentious menu.
THE NHS's non-emergency helpline is to be staffed by overly-inquistive old women.
THE mysterious humming noise heard around the world is dads attempting to replicate popular music.