ENGLAND has told the English Defence League that they can stop trying to defend it now.
KICKING someone in the bollocks is not always the same as kicking them in the bollocks, experts have claimed.
SOME of the things that appear on Twitter have to be vaguely accurate, the High Court has ruled.
ABSOLUTELY everything your colleagues do is annoying, it has emerged.
BRITISH men must attend a series of self-hate seminars to increase their body neuroses.
A SHARP decline in hedgehog numbers has been blamed on the ineffectiveness of curling into a ball when threatened.
POLICE have set up an avatar unit to tackle crime in online role-playing games.
CANADIAN crooner Michael Bublé is incapable of doing up a tie.