CHRISTIAN doctors are regularly sending patients home with a course of Testament, according to new research.
VICTORIOUS housemate Josie Gibson is to become 'home' for a tiny submarine carrying Celebrity Big Brother contestants, it has emerged.
THE nation's cool teenagers are celebrating their worst GCSE results ever after being too hip to make the slightest effort.
FREAK wrangler Simon Cowell has signed a 50-year-old woman after footage of her slamdunking a cat became an internet sensation.
THE Chinese were celebrating another great leap forward today as their
lives finally achieved Western levels of hellish pointlessness.
THE anonymity of the Stig was vaguely amusing for about 10 minutes in 2002, the BBC was told last night.