BRITAIN would like to know if being fast asleep counts as time off the drink.
DOZENS of popular candidates have emerged for the first round of semi-voluntary lethal injections.
A CAT that has returned to its owners after spending a week missing cannot recall where it has been.
SMOKERS who officially gave up for 2012 have announced a few clarifications regards what 'giving up' actually means.
RACE has been named as today's topic about which Britain will talk angry, ill-informed shit.
A NEW thriller about a troubled Goth who covers her body in corporate logos has sparked debate about film sponsorship.
THE fundamental wrongness of women has been established beyond doubt.
STRUGGLING lingerie giant La Senza is to relaunch with the introduction
of a new range inspired by the Human Centipede films.