A REPORT into executive pay has called for a radical reform of how wind is combined with piss.
THE government is to boost the housing market because there really isn't anything else to do, it has been confirmed.
EXPERTS have warned the dense fog over greater London will be used as a metaphor.
THE 'Arab Spring' is a mistranslation, it has emerged.
YOUR ageing parents are planning to get themselves a 'computer with the internet' this Christmas, in a move that will ruin your life.
RECREATIONAL sedative ketamine can induce the false belief of coolness in well-heeled teenagers, scientists have claimed.
RYANAIR boss Michael O’Leary is to end passengers.
PETE Doherty believes he shares his flat with a nine-foot meerkat and a talking sofa as well as the ghost of Amy Winehouse, it emerged last night.