MALE buyers of slip-on plastic shoes will be offered the chance to have their genitals removed at no extra charge, it has emerged.
31-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan took his own life after failing to hate TV chef Jamie Oliver's festival-themed show, it has emerged.
THOUSANDS of relieved gardeners are finally able to water the swamp-like areas attached to their houses, as the hosepipe ban is lifted.
THE Daily Mash presents an exclusive excerpt from the erotic memoir that is setting the publishing world alight.
A BULL has claimed that its species is being victimised for having testicles much larger than those of humans.
THE unemployed are to be forced 'off their backsides' by having their buttocks cut off, it has emerged.
DAVID Cameron has declared the collective misery of the nation after Andrew Murray’s defeat to be absolutely delicious.
DARK clouds have started to hurl insults as well as rain at the British Isles.