INFANTS cry at night because they are little bastards, according to new research.
FORMER homeopathic doctors are offering a new treatment where patients smoke a lot of cigarettes.
THE latest instalment of the Carry On film franchise is about saucy hi-jinks at The Guardian newspaper.
WEB users should change their passwords to really dirty swearing, it has been claimed.
NEWS organisations are to report events in Game of Thrones as reality.
SWEDISH ministers have announced a six-hour working day as part of plans to make their country more stereotypical.
ANYONE who owns a pet snake is secretly begging for someone to stop them, psychologists have agreed.
REPRESENTATIVES of the 1990s are to make a public gesture of atonement for the appalling legacy of Britpop.