FRUIT picked by northern people would have to be washed at least three times, southern people said last night.
GOOGLE has announced the seach terms that will spell the End of Days.
LIZ Hurley has announced the imminent closure of her relationship with Shane Warne.
SIMON Cowell has announced early release for prisoners who pledge to buy
One Direction's debut CD, as he begins to overhaul Britain's statute
A MASSIVE, country-wide fist fight could be the solution to Britain's problems, experts have claimed.
BRITAIN is to abolish its 900 year-old university system after finally realising it is a complete waste of everyone's time.