Wolf Hall making gout fashionable

HILARY Mantel's popular book Wolf Hall has made gout the must-have middle class illness, it has been claimed.

Beatles to reform without the cool ones

THE least cool half of The Beatles are reforming to play at the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles.

Britons to get lessons in splitting up

BRITISH people are to receive coaching in how to split up with each other.

UKIP to buy all the houses in Stevenage

UKIP is to buy houses in Stevenage until it can take over the town and turn it into a self-governing ‘mini-Britain’.

Things cannot be dumbed down any further, warn experts

CULTURE is reaching a point of maximum dumbness, it has been claimed.

Craft ale pub has 988 very similar types of beer

AN East London 'craft ale' pub offers almost a thousand largely indistinguishable artisan beers.

Moshi Monsters criticised over obscene names

CHILDREN'S game Moshi Monsters has been attacked by parents for having characters named Cockmonger, Twatsy and Big Arsehole.

Sports Direct launches wedding list service

LEISUREWEAR retailer Sports Direct has entered the lucrative wedding list market.