BRITAIN is set to become a nation of sponge eaters after reading the first two paragraphs of a story about cancer.
THE Guardian has been accused of hacking into mobile phones to acquire its seemingly never-ending series of incredibly tedious articles.
CNN is to replace its veteran talk show host Larry King with some fat faced prick it dragged in off the streets.
A BRITISH inventor has developed an all-in-one council estate tragedy
shrine that can be erected within seconds of something 'sad' happening.
A CHURCH in Florida is to commemorate the anniversary of the 9-11 atrocity by causing another one.
BRITAIN did a pathetic attempt at an Irish jig last night as
the Inland Revenue swigged from a whisky bottle and fired a revolver at