LONELY individuals seeking love online are being exploited by people who
pretend to have funny little ways about them, it has emerged.
ITV's Shit Factor will return later this year with Simon Cowell being replaced by a contemptuous showbiz failure.
VISITORS to churches have been banned from photographing choristers unless they pay a sum based on the boy's prettiness.
BRITAIN's multi-billion pound Trident submarines do not work underwater, secret files have revealed.
IT could be at least three days before motorists can return to pondering suicide on the M1, officials have warned.
EVERYTHING about Jacob's Creek is perfect, a survey has confirmed.
A LEGAL move is being made to keep 95% of new films a secret.
TWO lesbians who kissed in a pub were offered a free bottle of white wine in a bid to crank things up a notch.