GEORGE W Bush has defended his presidency insisting history will wait
until he is dead before admitting that mass killing and bankruptcy are excellent.
THE Queen will be forced to spend up to three days a week blocking arseholes who leave comments on her Facebook page.
A FRENCH village plagued by an influx of copulating naturists is campaigning for the return of overweight, erection-free volley ball players.
SIR Clive Sinclair has been told to stop this nonsense and just make a little car.
SCIENCE cannot defeat cancer and produce a magical see-through space coat, experts have warned.