MEN are still really trying to find the constantly-naked Lady Gaga attractive, it emerged last night.
THE majority of the UK workforce do not really know what they are supposed to be doing while they are at the office, according to new research.
SHOPPERS are being offered the chance to use ethical purchases to 'offset' acts of unspeakable foulness.
MILLIONS of Britons are descended from the bastard offspring of aristocrat-defiled domestic drudges, it was claimed yesterday.
ED Balls has condemned children's commissioner Dr Maggie Atkinson for using her years of professional experience in forming an opinion.
THE estate of Michael Jackson has signed a record breaking contract and vowed not to spend it all on funfairs, hush money and giraffes.