BRITAIN'S bodily fluid cleaners have been working overtime after the launch date for the iPhone 5 was announced.
A-LEVEL students should be judged on both their grades and their likeness to stout Yorkshire actor Brian Glover, it has been claimed.
MICHAEL Jackson's doctor has gone on trial accused of making him weirder than a bald cat.
THERE is a chance the scary trader on the BBC News may have been acting selfishly, it has emerged.
A MIDDLE-AGED man is feeling oddly downhearted after buying an expensive limited edition box set of music by the favourite band of his youth.
THOUSANDS of bulls have queued outside Barcelona's 'La Monumental' stadium hoping to be selected for the city's final bullfight.
THE devil has set up a new website hoping to lure vulnerable six to 12 year-olds into the world of imp ownership.
THE human race has managed to break the speed of light before learning how not to run out of money, it has been confirmed.