HILARY Mantel's popular book Wolf Hall has made gout the must-have middle class illness, it has been claimed.
THE least cool half of The Beatles are reforming to play at the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles.
BRITISH people are to receive coaching in how to split up with each other.
UKIP is to buy houses in Stevenage until it can take over the town and turn it into a self-governing ‘mini-Britain’.
CULTURE is reaching a point of maximum dumbness, it has been claimed.
AN East London 'craft ale' pub offers almost a thousand largely indistinguishable artisan beers.
CHILDREN'S game Moshi Monsters has been attacked by parents for having characters named Cockmonger, Twatsy and Big Arsehole.
LEISUREWEAR retailer Sports Direct has entered the lucrative wedding list market.