MAGELLANIC penguins, supposedly nature's most loyal animals, have a whorehouse on their migration route.
THE sequel to Raymond Briggs' The Snowman follows a boy's increasingly desperate attempts to have adventures with a puddle.
THE conflict between Israel and Hamas can be resolved as long as both sides keep doing the same thing over and over again, it has been claimed.
The government’s new benefits cap is a cheerful bright red and must be worn by everyone who receives state benefit.
THE traditional John Lewis Boxing Day advert will tell the story of the 'snow-wife' returning her new hat, scarf and gloves because she absolutely hates them.
A NEW children's credit card has been launched to promote instant gratification.
DISFIGURED crack dealer Stephen Malley has been elected police commissioner for Gloucestershire.
ANY child that touches Pudsey bear will get a massive electric shock, it has emerged.