MILLIONS of Britons were left unable to view their favourite American TV dramas due to fine weather over the bank holiday weekend.
SLEAZY middle-aged men have hailed Miley Cyrus's VMA performance for boosting their self confidence.
THE ability to spot a minor grammar error is proof that you are amazing, it has been confirmed.
GULLIBLE people are to receive yet another compensation payment after taking out insultingly worthless credit card insurance.
PEOPLE who booked Friday off work are cackling like maniacs at the success of their scheme.
EXAM results are less important than social factors beyond your control, teenagers have been reassured.