A THEME park inspired by the graphic cruelty of 'torture porn' horror films is too mild for most British children, it was claimed yesterday.
TEDIOUS prog rockers Pink Floyd have won their legal bid to make you listen to every last bit of their ghastly albums.
TOYS based on characters from US TV series Mad Men are having complex, stylish affairs with other action figures, it emerged last night.
SCHOOLCHILDREN on brain-boosting drugs are questioning the whole point of the education system, it has emerged.
WOMEN who get drunk on a regular basis are slim, happy and a bloody good night out, experts have claimed.