Google Glass makes everything look like Knightmare

GOOGLE'S computer glasses immerse the wearer in the fantasy world of 90s kids TV show Knightmare, it has emerged.

Take the jobseekers’ psychometric test

THE DWP's psychometric test uses advanced science to work out why you've utterly failed as a human.

Richard Dawkins and God to star in 70s-style sitcom

RICHARD Dawkins is the star of a new sitcom where his wife secretly takes in God as a lodger.

Being left alone for five f*cking minutes now an impossibility

ANNOYING bastards are going to be constantly pestering you, thanks to electronic things.

Steampunk weapons useless against fists

PRETEND ‘Steampunk’ weapons are less effective than fists, a fight has revealed.