BRITISH children returned to their televisions last night after completing the list of things that can be achieved with snow.
AS winter continues to exist across Britain, a large allegorical predator has been spotted in Cumbria.
BRITAIN'S major retailers have joined forces to create a new shopping-centric deity called 'Spendo'.
NASA scientists have discovered life that can survive at the bottom of an arsenic-filled lake and publish a daily newspaper
PICTURES of an obese cat in the throes of an endearing fatal heart attack have proved a huge online smash.
LOCAL councils are to rebrand the 'Truffle Shuffle' as the 'Dance of Death', as part of new plans to reduce the size of Britain's children.