BRITAIN'S most aggressive swan has explained the mysterious technique that allows his species to break your arm or leg.
PEOPLE'S princess Jordan has agreed to marry Argentinian Leandro Penna
to prevent war between his country and the British Empire.
A BET-HEDGING European space probe will aim for Jupiter, but if it ends
up on a moon or Saturn that would also be considered fine.
SOCIETY has asked the process of evolution if it could pull its finger out.
RESIDENTS of flood-threatened Somerset have offered up the lives of two fair maidens.
A SNEAKY old bastard was last night attacked by people who have made a career in politics.
THE super-rich magnate behind the new Titanic is also making a
life-sized replica of the original iceberg, amid fears he may be totally
A HIGH Court judge yesterday claimed that you cannot just go around stealing other people's property.