PEOPLE who goad crocodiles for 30 minutes a day tend to weigh less than those who do not, according to new research.
FRIENDS Reunited has relaunched with a pledge to be not bad at one of the things that has made Facebook enormous.
THE microbes who live at the bottom of the Mariana Trench have finally
been able to tell James Cameron that Avatar was appalling.
SOLDIERS are being trained to tut, sigh and then finally deliver the wrong brand of cigarettes through the sliding metal tray at 24-Hour-garages.
DOWNING Street has advertised for an experienced prostitution agent.
MALE pattern baldness sufferers have discovered news of a possible cure tucked away on page 16 of their newspapers.
THE 75th anniversary of the death of horror writer H.P. Lovecraft has been commemorated with an indefinable sense of terror.
AS the first weekend of spring begins, the British countryside has come alive with rampant sex.