BRITAIN did a pathetic attempt at an Irish jig last night as
the Inland Revenue swigged from a whisky bottle and fired a revolver at
IPHONE users are set to return to their usual sobbing, foetal state with the release of IOS4.1.
LONDONERS will spend today wishing death upon each other in a late summer festival of above-ground loathing.
VULNERABLE women who can't defend themselves are the new black, according to police violence pundits
THE Pope was last night accused of using British taxpayers to protect himself from non-sexually transmitted bullets.
MINI has made its first foray into the lucrative 'crossover' market with the launch of a 115,000 tonne aircraft carrier.
THE creation of the universe did not involve even the tiniest bit of chocolate, according to Professor Stephen Hawking.