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Australia Goes All Nancy
AUSTRALIA suddenly went all nancy last night after a chef said a dirty word on television.
Foot Collectors Flock To Canada Shoreline
EAGER foot collectors are setting up camp on the beaches near Vancouver, amid talk of a new Canadian 'foot rush'.
Millions Save Money With Carlsberg Draughtmaster™
RETAIL sales rose to record levels last month as consumers spent millions of pounds on money saving devices.
Lesbians Doing It Wrong, Claim Docs
AN increase in health complaints among lesbians suggests they may be doing it wrong, the British Medical Association said last night.
Forty-Two Grand - To Drive A F*cking Truck
SHELL tanker drivers yesterday won a 14% pay rise which means they will now be paid £42,000 a year just to drive a fucking truck.
Crime Is Just Awful, Says Government
CRIME is awful and criminals are ghastly, the government said last night.
Striptease Ad Should Have Been Shown After Work, Say Angry Viewers
THOUSANDS of viewers have contacted the advertising standards watchdog demanding a controversial striptease ad be shown the minute they get home from work.
Inflation Targets ‘well F*cked’ Says Merv
GOVERNOR of the Bank of England Mervyn King has written to the Chancellor of the Exchequer to confirm the government’s inflation target was now 'well and truly fucked'.