THE one-year-old heir to the British throne has started his first term at Gordonstoun preparatory school.
THE government's chief marksman Elmer Fudd has denied that the badger cull was essentially farcical.
MILLIONS of Britons have begun the new year by vowing to drink only in secret.
PEOPLE who have never had sex are the most likely to request aftershave or cologne as Christmas presents.
POP star Mariah Carey will, once again, receive no Christmas presents from her family or friends.
MILLIONS of people across Britain have set up cameras in their living rooms so they can film themselves watching themselves watching television.
BRITAIN’S pubs will have a section of the bar reserved for people who know what they are doing this Christmas.
THE government is to make all towns more like the capital, with an increase in hostility and chicken shops.