HUMANITY will be destroyed by its need to keep dicking about with things for no reason, academics have warned.
FUNDING for the arts will be targeted at the highly profitable market for hard-core erotica.
NEW technology will allow companies to check whether workers have traces of humanity in their system.
MORE one-bedroom houses are to be built, in the form of stacked bungalows.
ONE in three people are going without basic pro-Fructinol F5 nutrients for their hair, say researchers.
NATIONAL Crack Day was a less relaxing experience than National Weed Day, it has been claimed.
AN unidentified woman has been filmed amiably conversing with a stranger on London public transport.
AN overloaded dreamcatcher has released a torrent of nagging anxieties and unsettling erotic scenarios.