THE United States last night reasserted its hard won freedom to punch itself squarely in the balls.
NEW police guidelines on religious tolerance will include how to behave sensitively when being sacrificed to a Pagan deity.
REFEREES in the Scottish Premier League have been implicated in a betting ring worth over Â£10.
THOUSANDS of thirtysomething females have been left wondering whether they just saw Take That in concert, or a bunch of singing plasterers.
STEPHEN Fry is to meet with Britain's chief skank in a bid to defuse the row over his claim that women do not like orgasms.