GOOGLE'S incredible HQ has been revamped to include a shed where employees can masturbate.
THE stories of Christ and Superman share many elements that are completely fictional, experts have revealed.
AMERICAN football player Flash Gordon is to investigate the UK’s recent unusual weather.
GOD is dead and patriotism is intellectually bankrupt, the Girl Guides have announced.
SOLDIERS who failed to meet Afghan death targets are to be sacked.
ANYONE claiming to have whiplash will be denied telly and crisps for a week, as a test of their integrity.