GAY marriage could force Britain to read about a newly married lesbian queen opening a hospital, it has emerged.
APPLE'S diehard fans are queuing outside the company's stores eager to snap-up the latest beautifully designed way of avoiding tax.
FORMER Premier League players have joined forces to fight crime in exotic locations.
PATIENTS have asked doctors' receptionists if they can please stop looking at them like that.
GRAND Designs presenter Kevin McCloud lives on an estate called The Glades, it has emerged.
BRITAIN'S gay men and women have defied angry Tories by taking their gayness to a new and hotter level.
CHILDREN should be warned about Femail Today as soon they have access to the internet, it has been claimed.