SEVENTIES comic Bernard Manning is being woken from cryogenic sleep
after Ricky Gervais completed preparations for his return, it has
EVERYONE must place themselves at the centre of the universe immediately, it has been confirmed.
WOMEN in the UK will soon have the option to give birth anally, as part of the NHS reform bill.
PRESIDENT Obama was condemned last night for not describing his Republican opponents as total dicks.
TUBE travellers will be able to broadcast their ignorance even when 150 foot underground by summer, promise TFL.
THE impending first release on the Occupy movement's record label may feature a short burst of rapping, experts have warned.
PEOPLE who visualise Gordon Ramsay's face while they are on the toilet can reduce their risk of bowel cancer, according to new research.
BRITONS will spend any amount of money in order to get a 'plush toy', it has emerged.