THE promise of a 'flash mob' has lured thousands of annoying people to their timely deaths, it emerged last night.
IF Britain is in the mood for apologising for things it should really add America to its list, it was claimed last night.
MOUSTACHIOED adventurers Mario and Luigi are not related but they do have a special bond, it has emerged.
THE idea that people could do good things without religion is a child's fairy story, Christians have claimed.
THE BBC natural history unit is to make a ground-breaking series about the consequences of your unsustainable breeding.
AFGHAN civilians are facing a three month wait to be blown to smithereens, it has emerged.
ACTION-fantasy tripe bucket Sucker Punch has made idiots feel cleverer than something.
MOST people in Britain would prefer not to work a day in their lives, according to new research.