CHILDREN'S love of Halloween proves that they are innately evil, it has been claimed.
TABLET computers have attacked their makers' obsession with slender bodies.
BRITONS have already eaten the massive amount of sweets they ostensibly bought for trick or treaters.
ONLINE pornography must have detailed historical settings, according to new government guidelines.
AMERICA’S National Security Agency tapped the phone calls of Yorkshire for five minutes before throwing its headphones across the room in horror.
FUN for adults is a myth, it has emerged.
THE makers of EastEnders are willing to incorporate any viewer suggestions, however absurd or immoral.
BRITONS are increasingly getting sexual gratification from complaining about train travel.