GRAVITY has been named best film set in a space station which passed over the British Isles.
THE general woefulness of bus travel has remained unchanged by the recent extreme weather.
SURFING experts have condemned Beyoncé's technique of grinding her crotch against her surfboard.
PEOPLE who act have been given awards to make them feel better about being unable to get proper jobs.
THE cover girls of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition feel 'humbled' at becoming self-pleasuring material.
GAYNESS is caused by genetics, as well as the traditional desire to make Christians furious.
A MEN’S magazine editor is disgusted with himself for doing anything his advertisers ask him to.
MASSAGES are the opposite of soothing, it has emerged.