POLICE are stopping disproportionate numbers of ethnic minorities purely so that they can act 'street', it has emerged.
POP music all sounds the same these days, the singer of Goodbye Candle in the Road claimed last night.
A PROGRAMME of paid sterilisation is to be extended to people who are still watching Glee.
PRINCE William has fuelled speculation that an official Royal dumping could come as early as next February.
PROSTITUTES across Spain are ordering a range of home improvements after their earning estimates for next year were revised upwards.
AS Christmas menus appear in offices across the country, Britain's
workers are facing up to another festive evening of compulsory enjoyment.
THE Vatican blocked a visit by French first lady Carla Bruni in order to prevent a full-scale Papal engorgement, it has been confirmed.
THE Twitter experiment by Greater Manchester police failed last night after officers were unable to add a third word to their tweets.