THE UK economy has immediately grown by 12% after Prince Andrew agreed to leave it alone.
A PARLIAMENTARY committee may have been misled by an unctuous corporate
sleaze-ball who was there for the sole reason of covering his sorry
RECREATIONAL mule tranquiliser ketamine affects the mind in a similar way to programmes about Peter Andre, experts have claimed.
GREECE is to be renamed 'Olympikenstaat' following Germany's first successful invasion of the country for more than 70 years.
JETHRO, the commander in chief of the comedians, will decide later today who may live out of Stewart Lee and Michael McIntyre.
THE Guardian last night told David Cameron that they really thought he would have resigned by now.
BRITAIN last night backed Rebekah Brooks and agreed that this is all the fault of George Osborne.
ROYAL Mail 'while you were out' notes are developing a snide undercurrent, it has emerged.