FREAK wrangler Simon Cowell has signed a 50-year-old woman after footage of her slamdunking a cat became an internet sensation.
THE Chinese were celebrating another great leap forward today as their
lives finally achieved Western levels of hellish pointlessness.
THE anonymity of the Stig was vaguely amusing for about 10 minutes in 2002, the BBC was told last night.
FINDING a parking space is the most challenging aspect of the average working week, according to a new survey.
DRUG abusers are to be renamed 'heroin buffs' in recognition of their
in-depth knowledge and appreciation of the world's finest narcotics.
BRAVE X Factor judge Cheryl Cole has overcome her recent death with the aid of hooks and pulleys.
MOST people are convinced that the view from their living room is a 2D image made of pixels.