THE spectacled bear arrested at Paddington Station with a suitcase full of preserves has pleaded guilty to smuggling a prohibited substance.
SCHOOLCHILDREN are happiest when making other children unhappy, it has been claimed.
STUPID people are not transformed into geniuses by eating oily food, it has emerged.
THE term 'yuppie' is not used any more because everyone behaves like that these days, it has been claimed.
MAKING your own sex tape is fraught with technical difficulties, it has emerged.
A NEW campaign is urging Britons to improve their grasp of foreign.
THE High Court has ruled that any exchange of Love Hearts sweets constitutes a legal contract.
THE misuse of ‘Orwellian’ risks making the adjective utterly meaningless, experts have warned.