AFTER weeks of Olympics, Britons are celebrating the end of disruption to the television schedules.
PRINCE Harry will be a target for crazy Taleban good-time girls, experts have warned.
THE environment has been accused of wasting taxpayer’s money on virtually useless plants and animals.
PRESIDENT Barack Obama has described America as being easily one of the world's top twenty countries.
DRINKING at least three pints of beer at lunchtime could put Britain's economy back on track, it has been claimed.
THE contribution of drug addicts to British society is to be honoured at the first National Junkie Day.
THE BBC is to compete with the revamped Dallas by reviving moderately popular 80s yacht construction soap opera Howard’s Way.
FAST food giant McDonalds is re-branding its restaurants as foodless leisure spaces for bored, hostile teenagers.