A SCOTTISH t-shirt expressing dislike of the England football team could cause morons to say things, experts have warned.
THE Royal Family are preparing to return to their home planet near Sirius, according to the Queen's astronomer.
MEMBERS of Parliament who criticised homeopathy have badly knotted chakras and are emitting an unhealthy purple aura, it was claimed last night.
THE musical Grease is absolutely disgusting, a new generation of parents has suddenly remembered.
AUTHOR JK Rowling last night reacted angrily to claims that she has been seen smiling.
JUST four months after thousands of people were wrong about Jan Moir, the social network Twitter was today filled with them being wrong again.