THOUSANDS of taxi drivers are returning from Cabfest, the drive-in mellow music festival.
RUPERT Murdoch and his wife are to divorce after she stumbled across a pentagram painted in blood in the basement of their New York mansion.
REAL-LIFE apprentices are acting like insane twats thanks to BBC One's The Apprentice, it has been claimed.
GPS collars have revealed that cats spend their nights in the nearest cat pub.
THE US National Security Agency has assured Google it can make its tax problems just disappear into thin air.
PROTESTORS in Turkey have threatened to utilise drunk Britons against government forces.