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Sausage factories attack ‘blatant prejudice’

SAUSAGE factories have defended their reputation, saying they are worthwhile businesses without which there would be no sausages.

Royal baby 98th on list of things Britons are looking forward to

THE royal baby is ranked just below 'a packet of beef crisps' on a list of things people are anticipating.

Driverless cars to have mouth-like bonnets lined with fangs

NEW driverless cars will have fang-lined bonnets which open and close like massive mouths.

Royal baby's name revealed as Chunky

THE impending royal baby is to be named Chunky, regardless of its gender.

Everyone to live at work by 2028

THE government has revealed new measures to help you spend all your time doing work.