PEOPLE living in rural areas can only have the internet of 1999, the government has announced.
US sitcom How I Met Your Mother last night would have ended as it probably began - with gratuitous anal sex and fascism.
FOOD scientists have turned nutrition on its head by claiming that eating vegetables may be a good idea.
THE heroes of teenage fiction are all far superior to the dull contemporaries who pick on them, it has been confirmed.
FANTASY series Game of Thrones is to return with an hour-long episode in which all the characters introduce themselves to camera.
IF scientists want us to be scared of climate change they are going to have to try a lot harder, it has been confirmed.
NETWORK Rail has begun production of Hitler clones that will make trains run on time.
PRINCE George has grown into a bouncing, bright-eyed cocker spaniel, new pictures have revealed.