BUCKINGHAM Palace has unveiled 12 new things that Prince Harry can do to make himself useful.
SCIENTISTS have confirmed that the only long term risk associated with mobile phones is gittishness.
A LONDON underground driver who has been cheering up commuters with his
amusing asides for over a decade is just a pain in the arse, it has been
A NEW smartphone app claims to be able to unerringly locate the G-spot which brings women to so-called 'multiple orgasms'.
BRITAIN'S borrowing is out of control, with clothes, DVDs and cookware topping the list of things that need to be given back.
PUPILS at Catholic schools are being encouraged to sign a petition against being a total bumpilot.
RECESSION, austerity and reduced spending power have not stopped Britain from ramming calories into the front of its head, scientists have confirmed.
BRITAIN last night demanded to know what impact the latest developments in the News Corp scandal will have on Glee.