CROWS are as intelligent as children and far less hassle to look after, it has been claimed.
A MANGO smoothie has admitted having warped desires, via a block of text on its packaging.
A NEW super-economy pub chain will allow patrons to urinate where they sit, it has announced.
CATERPILLARS have called for an end to the assumption that they are incredibly gluttonous.
GWYNETH Paltrow and Chris Martin's marriage has succeeded in a splitting up kind of way, they have announced.
THIS picture shows the very moment at which a journalist discovered he had died inside.
A BAN on books in British prisons has deprived inmates of makeshift cigarette filters, according to insiders.
PRESIDENT Obama has announced sanctions against Russia which include a ban on the season finale of True Detective.