INSPIRING Melanie Phillips has overcome potentially debilitating horribleness to pen an article about the Paralympics.
BORIS Johnson is to be carried through London on a golden sedan chair carried by Bradley Wiggins, Mo Farah, Jessica Ennis and Ellie Simmonds.
APPLE'S latest iPhone will feature shape-shifting technology and can become anything from a mountain to a large pig.
MALE hair loss-related anxiety can be cured by growing a pair of balls and getting on with it, it has emerged.
IN a move to kick start the economy, Heathrow Airport will be extended to cover everything between Ipswich and Portsmouth.
FACEBOOK'S Timeline upgrade has left users unable to remember who their friends are, who their family is or even their own birthday.
THE disability benefits system will be replaced by medals for things like shutting up and getting on with it, it has emerged.
PUPILS protesting GCSE results have been asked to consider whether they might get better exam results if they learn more things.