PROSTITUTES across Spain are ordering a range of home improvements after their earning estimates for next year were revised upwards.
AS Christmas menus appear in offices across the country, Britain's
workers are facing up to another festive evening of compulsory enjoyment.
THE Vatican blocked a visit by French first lady Carla Bruni in order to prevent a full-scale Papal engorgement, it has been confirmed.
THE Twitter experiment by Greater Manchester police failed last night after officers were unable to add a third word to their tweets.
THE Radio One breakfast show is to be hosted by a six month old baby, the BBC has confirmed.
BRITAIN faced a fresh pop crisis last night after it emerged that X Factor favourite Cher Lloyd has been behaving like a teenage girl.
POPE Benedict XVI has congratulated porn stars infected with HIV for their principled refusal to wear condoms.
THE first of the trapped Chilean miners brought to the surface have admitted that four of their colleagues were delicious.