MILLIONS of Britons are prepared to mark the passing of would-be space traveller Guy Fawkes, who strapped himself to a rocket in 1605.
THE neck-and-neck 2012 US election has become a battle for the vote of one apathetic car wash attendant in Ohio.
SLEEPING solidly for around 150 days is the key to feeling on top, according to ursine sleep experts.
APPLE and Samsung have announced the world’s first corporate wedding.
THE arrival of porridge has signalled that everything in the UK will be dreadful for months.