BRITAIN faced a fresh pop crisis last night after it emerged that X Factor favourite Cher Lloyd has been behaving like a teenage girl.
POPE Benedict XVI has congratulated porn stars infected with HIV for their principled refusal to wear condoms.
THE first of the trapped Chilean miners brought to the surface have admitted that four of their colleagues were delicious.
CLOTHING giant Gap was last night forced to abandon its plan to replace its classic blue square logo with the swastika.
UNIVERSITIES should be be able to charge up to Â£12,000 a year for magic beans, according to a major review of higher education funding.
FOOD shoppers could really do without the pictures of chubby farmers and the word 'classic', according to a new survey.
THE Man surrendered last night after glimpsing Banksy's opening credits sequence for The Simpsons.
THE pay gap between men and tasty birds who have nice little arses and a smashing set of knockers shows no signs of closing, according to new research.