THE royal baby is ranked just below 'a packet of beef crisps' on a list of things people are anticipating.
NEW driverless cars will have fang-lined bonnets which open and close like massive mouths.
THE impending royal baby is to be named Chunky, regardless of its gender.
THE government has revealed new measures to help you spend all your time doing work.
EXPERTS are analysing a 10,000 year old calendar to uncover the erotic preferences of ancient mechanics.