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Crows better than children

CROWS are as intelligent as children and far less hassle to look after, it has been claimed.

Smoothie label includes dark sexual fantasies

A MANGO smoothie has admitted having warped desires, via a block of text on its packaging.

No-frills pub 'will allow pissing yourself'

A NEW super-economy pub chain will allow patrons to urinate where they sit, it has announced.

Caterpillars reject 'very hungry' stereotype

CATERPILLARS have called for an end to the assumption that they are incredibly gluttonous.

Celebrity marriage doesn't fail

GWYNETH Paltrow and Chris Martin's marriage has succeeded in a splitting up kind of way, they have announced.

The heartbreaking moment Mail Online journalist realised his soul had died

THIS picture shows the very moment at which a journalist discovered he had died inside.

Prisoners face roach crisis

A BAN on books in British prisons has deprived inmates of makeshift cigarette filters, according to insiders.

Russia excluded from True Detective finale

PRESIDENT Obama has announced sanctions against Russia which include a ban on the season finale of True Detective.