BRITISH culture was dealt a devastating blow last night after Cheryl Cole was sacked by Americans.
SHOUTING obscenities while punching the dashboard during traffic jams makes them disappear, according to new research.
BRITAIN'S sexual health policy will be decided by 68-year-old spinster Margaret Gerving.
DENMARK may as well have kicked your lovely old grandmother right in the teeth, it emerged last night.
PRESIDENT Obama last night thanked the Queen for laying on the sort of
ceremonial bullshit that harks back to the empire that crushed his
beautiful African ancestors.
LORD God Almighty has filed a £6m lawsuit against inflatable glamour model Jordan for bringing his name into disrepute.
A NEW HBO-style cop drama starring Dominic West will introduce phrases like ''ow bist' and 'gert lush' to Guardian readers.
A PROFESSIONAL footballer did it with some dolly bird, it has been confirmed.