THE Duke of Cambridge has abandoned his wife after bonding with an erotically-shaped coconut, it has emerged.
FORMER Metropoltan Police commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson 'had no idea' Champneys was a luxury health spa when he agreed to go there for a three week-long freebie.
PEOPLE who like barbecues are freaks, it has emerged.
THEATREGOERS are being subjected to an increased number of bootleg plays and pirated performances, it has emerged.
HARDENED criminals in several UK prisons have begun rioting at the prospect of sharing a cell with a Murdoch.
THERE is a one-in-three chance that your infant is foreign, it has been claimed.
NEPTUNE, eighth planet in the solar system, spent its first birthday orbiting the sun 'just like any other day’.
THE BBC was handed a dictionary last night after using the world 'talent' to describe Richard Hammond.