BRITONS are sort of assuming they'll be able to busk it through years of declining health, it has emerged.
A GROUP of anti-Church of England protestors has taken up residence in the London Stock Exchange, it has emerged.
APPLE'S latest smartphone has extreme right-wing views caused by prejudiced technology, it has been claimed.
BRITAIN is today awaiting the explanation of a Jeremy Clarkson sex partner.
THE government is to continue its successful policy of banning drugs with 'legal highs' joining other obsolete substances like heroin and ecstasy.
EUROZONE leaders have agreed a landmark deal to save the single currency
after the German chancellor said she was feeling a bit 'Fourth Reichy'.
ROLAND Emmerich says his new film will prove that William Shakespeare was a 300-foot alien.
HUMAN organs can now be used to keep beloved pets alive, vets have claimed.