MUSICIANS are hurling touchscreen devices from hotel room windows as televisions are no longer part of the zeitgeist.
EACH household in Britain will be given a thing to be absolutely terrified about.
THE nation is to be plunged into darkness because of about a dozen people who still deliver milk or grow things.
BRITAIN'S retired people are producing overwhelming amounts of poor quality artwork, experts have warned.
A DELIGHTFULLY cute crime spree was inspired by the Playstation game Little Big Planet, a court has heard.
A COMPLETE list of your future master's newly-appointed guardians.
THE heir to the throne thinks Christianity is a load of nonsense, it has emerged.
THE majority of people just repeat popular words and phrases without knowing what they mean.