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Striptease Ad Should Have Been Shown After Work, Say Angry Viewers
THOUSANDS of viewers have contacted the advertising standards watchdog demanding a controversial striptease ad be shown the minute they get home from work.
Inflation Targets ‘well F*cked’ Says Merv
GOVERNOR of the Bank of England Mervyn King has written to the Chancellor of the Exchequer to confirm the government’s inflation target was now 'well and truly fucked'.
Gay Men And Straight Women Both Like Cock, Says Study
THE brains of gay men and straight women are very similar, particularly their love of cocks, experts said last night.
Government To Appoint Bullshit Tsar
THE government is to appoint a powerful new 'czar' to regulate the bullshit professions, including homeopathy, acupuncture and estate agency.
Knighthoods For Entire Cast Of 'Heartbeat'
THE cast of Yorkshire police drama Heartbeat has topped the bill in this year's Queen's Birthday honours list.
Europe Destroyed By Curse Of The Leprechaun
EUROPE lay in tatters last night, ravaged by the strongest leprechaun curse in over a decade.
Nuclear Submarine Found On Train
THE government faced fresh embarrassment last night after a Vanguard class nuclear submarine was found on board a commuter train.
Africans Thrilled For Wayne And Coleen
MILLIONS of malnourished Africans yesterday sent a telegram of congratulations to Wayne Rooney and his bride Coleen following their £5m wedding celebration.