WRITER Jeanette Winterson secretly enjoyed a delicious cat-based lunch, it has emerged.
MEN can now suffer from a range of exciting new hair loss patterns.
A NEW version of Dangermouse will reveal how the main character lost an eye during torture.
USERS of vapour cigarettes have a significant chance of being vaporised themselves, research has shown.
OCTOPUSES have confirmed that they are not psychic and would prefer to be left alone.
PIG fat is back in vogue as a sexual lubricant, it has emerged.
SCOTTISH children may die if schools can only serve them deep fried food once a week, it has been claimed.
KASABIAN'S number one album 48:13 is named after their fan base's upper and lower intelligence test scores.