THE Man Booker prize has taken the first steps towards clambering out of its own rectum.
FACEBOOK is to replace users' boring posts with exciting fictional versions.
PRINCESS Diana's hair looked really weird, it has been claimed.
POLICE are trying to trace the recipient of a card signed by an estimated 5,000,000 workers across the UK.
FANS awaiting Apple's new operating system have lined up in their front rooms to be the first to download it.
TURNING the heating on after the summer is as traumatic as losing a reasonably well-liked relative, it has been claimed.
DESPERATELY clinging to your lost youth does not slow the ageing process, according to scientists.
MILLIONS of people are keen to try their hand at righting something massive that has fallen over.