RAPPER Jay-Z has purchased a million-dollar garden shed following the birth of his daughter, it has emerged.
PEOPLE suffering from depression should avoid looking at the Brit Awards, according to mental health experts.
BRITAIN'S relatively pleasant winter weather has taught absolutely nothing to an idle grasshopper that ignored the advice of an industrious ant.
AMERICANS can urinate on our dead bodies as much as they feel like, the Taliban said last night.
THIRTY-FOUR participants in television rutting event Take Me Out have been killed by ITV rangers after escaping from their secure backstage enclosure.
EVERYONE has apologised for everything they have ever done, said, or spelled wrong.
POPE Benedict has explained the hard science behind his theory that gay marriage will cause the destruction of humanity.
SUPPORT for the high speed rail link between London and Birmingham was muted yesterday as nobody really wants to go there.