THE social stigma against smoking pot into middle age has been officially lifted.
HOME workers spend up to 85 per cent of their working day laughing spitefully at anyone stupid enough to be in an office.
PARTY island Ibiza is enjoying a bumper season with over 900,000 morons flying in.
THE mothers of men behind Twitter rape threats are being urged to boot them out of the parental home where they inevitably live.
THE King's Cross area of London has been transformed into a ghastly business centre where drugs and dirty sex can no longer be purchased openly.
BONGOBONGOLAND last night insisted it has never received a penny in international aid.