Man able to crowbar his salary into any conversation

46-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan can turn any conversation around to how much he earns.

Your dad angrily refuses to watch Stephen Fry documentary

YOUR dad has responded with disgruntlement to Stephen Fry's series about global attitudes to homosexuality.

Parenting blogger's baby actually a football

AN online parenting expert's baby was actually a football, it has emerged.

Lidl launches £12.99 tablet

BUDGET supermarket Lidl has unveiled a tablet computer costing under thirteen pounds.

Clever people recommend book

A BOOK has been declared officially worthwhile by clever people.

Dreams either obvious or idiotic

DREAMS have no hidden meanings, it has emerged.

Wessexes excluded from christening for vol-au-vent theft

EDWARD and Sophie are not attending Prince George's christening because they stole canapés at his parents' wedding.

Clangers to return as social realist drama

THE BBC is bringing back The Clangers as a hard-hitting drama about a struggling, soup-deprived mouse family.