DOUBLING the cost of a lottery ticket to £2 represents a tax on idiots, it has been claimed.
CORPORATE entertainment behemoth Blockbuster has lost its 14-year battle with quirky local film shop 'Cinephiles'.
THE chocolate citizens of M & M's World are living under a brutal totalitarian regime, it has emerged.
CRABS are capable of verbalising obscenities, it has emerged.
BRITAIN should not be too fussy about eating horses, economists have warned.
SMOKING electronic cigarettes may harm your image, according to experts.
THE Queen's powers include the right to veto the prime minister's toilet habits, it has emerged.