IRAN will soon find the five British yachtsmen they have captured quite unbearable, experts predicted last night.
FORMER Baywatch star David Hasselhoff's psyche is set to become a multi-million dollar tourist attraction, with rides, cafes and high strangeness.
A PATIENT suffering from colon cancer has become the first to have their tumour destroyed by Mika's voice, it was confirmed last night.
MOST British children are now being raised by goats, dogs, rats and monkeys, according to new research.
RESEARCH showing that exercise cannot combat the effects of excessive alcohol has caused thousands of drinkers to decide not to bother.
THE seaside resort of Ilfracombe is to place teenage pregnancy rates at the heart of its economic development strategy.