THE readership of the Mail on Sunday will increase, it is as simple as that, experts warned last night.
REBEKAH Brooks is clearly keeping the Murdochs out of jail, it has emerged.
YOU never know what's going to happen so you might as well eat a load of crisps, doctors said last night.
ANYONE who tries to leave Facebook will be shot, Mark Zuckerberg said last night.
QUESTIONS were being raised last night over exactly what kind of person Rupert Murdoch thinks you are.
ADVANCES in food technology mean that pre-packed sandwiches can now retain their disappointingness for up to 14 days.
THE Harry Potter saga has come to life with the boy wizard taking the form of the Guardian, experts have confirmed.
BRITAIN'S topless models have threatened to withdraw their thrilling tales of rump-pumpy from the News Of The World.