A NEW HBO-style cop drama starring Dominic West will introduce phrases like ''ow bist' and 'gert lush' to Guardian readers.
A PROFESSIONAL footballer did it with some dolly bird, it has been confirmed.
LAWYERS have been forced to cut the price of super-injunctions by up to 75 per cent after it emerged they do not really work.
THE End of Days has brought death, demons and pestilence to the planet, leaving many mid-sized UK towns the same or slightly better.
DAVID Cameron has pledged a full-scale inquiry as it emerged that British airspace is unable to deal with an enormous volcanic cloud for the second year in a row.
THE shake-up of Britain's rail system is to include a multi-million project to make all trains, stations and platforms pony compliant within four years.
CHILD-abusing priests got carried away by the freewheeling 'paedo power' culture of the 1960s, according to the Vatican.
THE latest batch of hopefuls on The Apprentice are known even to themselves by generic names like 'The Blonde Woman', it emerged last night.