Thatcher tribute cuts unveiled

THE government has cut benefits to 80s levels in tribute to Baroness Thatcher.

Government targets most annoying middle class families

DAVID Cameron has pledged to help 120,000 of the most irritating middle class families.

Why was corned beef being sold to anyone?

CONSUMERS have demanded to know why corned beef is available.

Giant Jaffa Cake could be used to drive people insane

A MASSIVE £7 Jaffa Cake could be used in psychological manipulation, it has been claimed.

The Mash guide to not talking about Thatcher

IT has been 24 hours since the Great Passing and many people are now extremely bored and ready to move on.