ANDY Murray's tennis victory has put ordinary Britons under pressure to be less shit, experts have warned.
SUPERMODEL Kate Moss has designed a range of nuclear missiles for style-conscious governments.
MILLIONS of Britons are considering giving khat a go after hearing about it for the first time this week.
BRITISH people cannot feel emotion unless they are looking at a small spherical object, it has emerged.
THE public are idiots, people who serve them have observed.
TV COP Luther is moody and dangerous because his piles are giving him terrible grief, it has been revealed.
40-PLUS male perverts are the target demographic for modern pop music, it has emerged.
SAILOR Popeye has admitted that his immense upper body strength is not the result of a spinach-heavy diet.