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'I can't come to work because of the solar flare'

MILLIONS of workers will be trapped at home until Monday, because of solar activity.

iPad 3 buyers must undergo series of degrading trials

PEOPLE who want an iPad 3 must complete a series of deliberately humiliating challenges, Apple CEO Tim Cook has confirmed.

Graduates forced to take jobs that match their skills

'UNIVERSITY' graduates are increasingly having to take unskilled jobs commensurate with their lack of ability.

Fat people and smokers pay invisible taxes

THE tax and national insurance paid by smokers and the obese is completely invisible, it has been confirmed.


Iran's nuclear facilities inspected by Alex James

BLUR'S Alex James has delivered a glowing report of Iran's Parchin military complex after becoming the only inspector allowed onto the site.

Obama asks Romney to explain the origins of Mormonism again

AS Mitt Romney took another decisive step towards the Republican nomination, President Obama asked if he could tell him again how Mormonism got started.

L'Oreal unveils two new female neuroses

L'OREAL is to launch two new female neuroses for its spring campaign.

Capping child benefit 'will lead to angry, sober middle-class mothers'

THE child benefit cap is to be rethought amid warnings over the impact on middle-class stay-at-home afternoon-drinking mothers.