Plastic bags to carry lewd images

PLASTIC bags are to be printed with lurid sexual imagery in a bid to discourage their use.

Britons ‘not prejudiced, just thick’

MOST Britons are good-natured morons rather than unpleasant bigots, research has revealed.

Students houses are barter economies based on hot drinks and joint rolling

BRITAIN'S student houses are medieval-style barter economies where skills such as tea making, washing up and joint rolling are exchanged.

US TV to merge into 'Good Bad Breaking Scandal Wife'

AMERICAN television drama is to merge into one uber-show which will be watched by everyone.

More butterflies living long enough to become wasps

WARM weather has helped butterflies complete their life cycle by becoming wasps.

Public demands shops begin Christmas

CONSUMERS have demanded that shops immediately start selling Christmas stuff.