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Rejuvenating blood must be from virgins

BLOOD transfusions can reverse the ageing process but only if the donors are sexually pure, according to scientists.

Angel of the North vows to destroy Morrisons

THE Angel of the North has vowed revenge against Morrisons for projecting a loaf of bread onto its wings.

Bosses acting like bank holiday was their idea

BOSSES are acting like the bank holiday is a special treat of their devising.

Co-worker accused of not being 'fun'

SALES administrator Tom Booker failed to show enthusiasm during a works outing, it has been claimed.

94 per cent of DJs called Lee

NEARLY all DJs are called Lee, it has emerged.

Britain not ready for another day off

WORKERS are dreading the prospect of another three-day weekend so soon after Easter.

It all comes down to having a weird-looking penis, says Clarkson

JEREMY Clarkson has explained that his persona comes from being teased at school about his grapefruit-shaped penis.

I only want Scotland to be independent so I can destroy it, admits Salmond

ALEX Salmond has finally admitted he hates Scotland and wants the country to be independent so he can abolish it.