CERN SCIENTISTS are using the most sensitive instrumentation in existence to discover if any work is done in the week before Christmas.
TEMPORARY lodgings are being sought for most of North Korea’s 25 million people.
TIME Magazine's prestigious Pope of the Year award has been handed to new-pope-on-the-block Pope Francis.
A 28-YEAR-OLD man had admitted preferring sexual intercourse with his partner to looking at porn on the internet.
THE Pixies have recruited Sky News presenter Kay Burley as their new bassist.
ENGLISH people will continue to receive benefits even if they make no attempt to speak, read or write in English.
THE UK's students have arrived home to get their parents' internet working and end long-term relationships.
BRITAIN’S new food police will be able to name all eight varieties of edible bun.