HURRICANE Sandy is just an unfortunate bout of bad weather, according to America's right-wing clerics.
THE BBC is to launch a £10m probe into claims of sexually suggestive language in its 1970s cartoons.
BBC star David Attenborough regularly filmed animals copulating, it has been claimed.
WHATEVER is still left of your pension fund is to be taken to a greenfield site on the edge of your town and burned.
A TYPICAL night out in the UK is still not unpleasant enough, according to most British people.
PRISON inmates have set up their own political party in preparation for getting the vote.