BLOOD transfusions can reverse the ageing process but only if the donors are sexually pure, according to scientists.
THE Angel of the North has vowed revenge against Morrisons for projecting a loaf of bread onto its wings.
BOSSES are acting like the bank holiday is a special treat of their devising.
SALES administrator Tom Booker failed to show enthusiasm during a works outing, it has been claimed.
NEARLY all DJs are called Lee, it has emerged.
WORKERS are dreading the prospect of another three-day weekend so soon after Easter.
JEREMY Clarkson has explained that his persona comes from being teased at school about his grapefruit-shaped penis.
ALEX Salmond has finally admitted he hates Scotland and wants the country to be independent so he can abolish it.