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Talk Of Camper Vans At Highest Since 1991
TALK of buying camper vans rose sharply last month and is now at its highest since 1991, the Nationwide building society said last night.
Undiagnosed Dementia Leads To Daily Mail, Say Experts
RISING numbers of undiagnosed dementia sufferers has led to the Daily Mail, new research suggests.
Barclays Cuts Overdraft Fees From Criminal To Outrageous
BARCLAYS last night signalled a shake up in the banking industry by cutting its unauthorised overdraft fees from criminally immoral to sickeningly outrageous.
Statins Free Up Time For Golf, Say Docs
STATINS are a wonder drug which allow doctors to spend an extra three afternoons a week on the golf course, the British Medical Association said last night.
Winehouse Joins Ranks Of Great Literary Drug Addicts
SINGER-songwriter Amy Winehouse has taken her place in the pantheon of literature's greatest drug abusers.
Punters Pay Thousands To Throw Bishop From A Plane
CHARITIES are looking forward to a cash bonanza today as people all over Britain pay to throw a bishop out of a plane.
Europeans Have Appalling Taste In Music, Say Experts
PEOPLE from continental Europe have the most dreadful taste in music, experts said last night.
Mars Probe Urges Brown To Quit
NASA's latest Martian probe last night landed safely on the red planet and issued an immediate call for Gordon Brown to resign.