MILLIONS of workers will be trapped at home until Monday, because of solar activity.
PEOPLE who want an iPad 3 must complete a series of deliberately humiliating challenges, Apple CEO Tim Cook has confirmed.
'UNIVERSITY' graduates are increasingly having to take unskilled jobs commensurate with their lack of ability.
THE tax and national insurance paid by smokers and the obese is completely invisible, it has been confirmed.
BLUR'S Alex James has delivered a glowing report of Iran's Parchin military complex after becoming the only inspector allowed onto the site.
AS Mitt Romney took another decisive step towards the Republican nomination, President Obama asked if he could tell him again how Mormonism got started.
L'OREAL is to launch two new female neuroses for its spring campaign.
THE child benefit cap is to be rethought amid warnings over the impact on middle-class stay-at-home afternoon-drinking mothers.