MICROSOFT has launched a new games system in a bid to dominate the market in embarrassing, movement-based fun for middle-aged losers.
A LEADING circuit judge has today issued an arrest warrant for hungry cartoon predator Wile E Coyote.
ENERGY for next year's Glastonbury festival will be provided by a troupe of electromagnetic circus performers.
THE US remake of Mike Leigh's Another Year will feature Jim Broadbent with a pair of massive robot arms, the producers have confirmed.
A FAILURE to recruit female operatives has led to MI5's offices becoming a complete tip, it emerged last night.
FRIENDS and colleagues of celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay are today continuing their search for the top of his head.
FORMER England striker John Barnes has been accorded the status 'God of Nuts' after missing his son's birth to do a football thing.