SIMON Singh's bid to have a psychic prove her supernatural powers was turned down after it emerged she is not an idiot.
TROUBLED sloth-wear vendor JJB Sports is to market its goods at sporty people.
SIMON Cowell hopes to revive the embattled X Factor by stitching the contestants together into a 'single entertainment organism'
THE government is to boost the economy by giving £1bn to some builders instead of you and your friends.
PRINCE Charles should try blocking legislation, just to see what happens, it was claimed last night.
IMPLACABLE serial killer Michael Myers has announced plans to spend Halloween relaxing with friends instead of doing his usual murders.
BRITONS are sort of assuming they'll be able to busk it through years of declining health, it has emerged.
A GROUP of anti-Church of England protestors has taken up residence in the London Stock Exchange, it has emerged.