THE government has cut benefits to 80s levels in tribute to Baroness Thatcher.
DAVID Cameron has pledged to help 120,000 of the most irritating middle class families.
CONSUMERS have demanded to know why corned beef is available.
A MASSIVE £7 Jaffa Cake could be used in psychological manipulation, it has been claimed.
IT has been 24 hours since the Great Passing and many people are now extremely bored and ready to move on.