BRITAIN'S mortuaries are full of people who are probably just really badly hurt, according to new research.
THE UK's shale gas reserves could last as long as the average lifespan of a springer spaniel.
APPLE fans are to get a 24-hour stream of the dull, insipid folk and 'electronica' that they like via iTunes radio.
THE US National Security Agency has revealed it created the internet after realising it would make spying a much easier job.
HOLIDAY weather is the main source of dishonesty in the UK, say researchers.
NELSON Mandela and Prince Philip have sent each other 'get well' messages dripping with poisonous sarcasm.