SMOKERS who officially gave up for 2012 have announced a few clarifications regards what 'giving up' actually means.
RACE has been named as today's topic about which Britain will talk angry, ill-informed shit.
A NEW thriller about a troubled Goth who covers her body in corporate logos has sparked debate about film sponsorship.
THE fundamental wrongness of women has been established beyond doubt.
STRUGGLING lingerie giant La Senza is to relaunch with the introduction
of a new range inspired by the Human Centipede films.
MOST of Britain could cheerfully go on a three-day session after just one day back at work, it has emerged.
THE latest government healthy eating campaign has made UK citizens feel okay about dying soon.
THE Daily Mail has today launched a five year plan to prevent exactly as much racism as it creates.