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Facebook launches Schadenfreude button

FACEBOOK has launched a feature allowing users to express pleasure when friends post bad news.

Sherlock 'is a powerful wizard'

SHERLOCK Holmes can return from the dead because he is magic, Sherlock creator Steven Moffat has revealed.

Rob Ford confirms Santa role

TORONTO mayor Rob Ford has confirmed his new role delivering gifts in a magical sleigh.

Tech giants raise spectre of vinyl and VHS

IF the NSA keeps spying on the internet consumers will return to vinyl records and films on tape, massive companies have warned.

Jerry Dammers wishing he'd known about this Madiba thing

JERRY Dammers of The Special AKA is furious that nobody ever told him Nelson Mandela was also known as Madiba.

Office party bosses going to touch your arse

BRITAIN'S bosses have confirmed plans to let their hands 'accidentally' fall onto buttocks at the office Christmas party.

Mandela understandably exhausted

NELSON Mandela has passed away after wearing himself out by changing the world.

Young people just going to change pension age back later

YOUNG people have announced plans to lower the pension age by several decades once they are in charge.