RESEARCH showing that exercise cannot combat the effects of excessive alcohol has caused thousands of drinkers to decide not to bother.
THE seaside resort of Ilfracombe is to place teenage pregnancy rates at the heart of its economic development strategy.
A TELEVISED gay kiss has caused outrage across America after thousands of red-blooded men discovered the beginnings of a semi.
POLICE arresting suspects to gain their DNA are hoping to breed a new species of super-criminal in a bid to increase overtime payments, it emerged last night.
CANCER patients denied a life-extending drug on the NHS will be given the chance to win it by shooting at some tin cans with a wonky air gun.