DAVID Attenborough has been embroiled in a row over the ethnic diversity of bears in BBC documentaries.
STUNNED archaeologists believe they have found the ancient former home of the notorious writer and sorceress Lizzie Jones.
STRAW Dogs is to be resurrected as a family friendly Christmas ice show.
WAYNE Rooney may not return from his UEFA hearing today amid fears he will be kept in quarantine for six months.
AS self-driving vehicles become a reality, their creator has revealed he was inspired by the notion of being able to masturbate while travelling on a busy road.
PARENTS last night asked schools if there was any chance they could, for the love of God, just teach their children.
THE Lord of Darkness does not appear in any of the leaked private photos of Mark Zuckerberg.
WOMEN are being advised to prepare for the aftermath of having sex with someone they hate.