BRITAIN'S beach donkeys are increasingly addicted to heroin, it has emerged.
ROBERT Mugabe has agreed to share the Zimbabwean presidency with Nick Clegg.
A 24-HOUR Twitter boycott has highlighted the twin social evils of misogyny and narcissism.
THE next series of Doctor Who is going to be about an actual doctor, the BBC has announced.
YESTERDAY'S 24-hour heatwave has claimed the lives of nine men who were overwhelmed by sex thoughts.