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NEWSNIGHT'S Jimmy Savile investigation could have stopped the paedophile from abusing more victims even though he had been dead for two months, it has been confirmed.
GENTLY turning windmills are better than cracking open the Earth's crust in pursuit of billions of tonnes of exploding gas, according to new research.
PLANS to shoot badgers have been postponed in favour of a twat cull.
TECHNOLOGY giant Apple has created a range of bionic eyes for users suffering chronic retinal fatigue.
HACKING a mobile phone is not the same as opposing gay marriage, it has emerged.
RUPERT Murdoch is to assume control of England in the wake of revelations about the DJ Jimmy Savile.
JAMES Bond fans have voiced concern over the product placement of Preparation H in Skyfall.