STEVE Coogan fans were dismayed last night after it emerged the actor is one of those people who has an opinion about Top Gear.
LAST year saw a record increase in the number of obvious lies about embarrassing surgery scars.
NEW York is bidding to reverse its plummeting violent crime figures by not letting anybody smoke.
WOMEN should be entitled to half of their boyfriend's disgusting pile of crap in the event of a split, according to a landmark ruling.
BRITAIN is the angry, racist, old widower who lives in that decrepit house at the end of the street, the UN has confirmed.
TOP scientists are nailing a load of fanny, according to dance-pop physicist Brian Cox.
THE NHS is to improve its performance in getting fat people to hospital by deploying long trails of Wotsits.
YOUNG people's obsession with the internet could spell the end for traditional pastimes like watching Home and Away, according to new research.