FACEBOOK has launched a feature allowing users to express pleasure when friends post bad news.
SHERLOCK Holmes can return from the dead because he is magic, Sherlock creator Steven Moffat has revealed.
TORONTO mayor Rob Ford has confirmed his new role delivering gifts in a magical sleigh.
IF the NSA keeps spying on the internet consumers will return to vinyl records and films on tape, massive companies have warned.
JERRY Dammers of The Special AKA is furious that nobody ever told him Nelson Mandela was also known as Madiba.
BRITAIN'S bosses have confirmed plans to let their hands 'accidentally' fall onto buttocks at the office Christmas party.
NELSON Mandela has passed away after wearing himself out by changing the world.
YOUNG people have announced plans to lower the pension age by several decades once they are in charge.