THE GCSE science syllabus is to include ideological indoctrination and extremist violence, Ofsted has confirmed.
EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS could already be bombarding the Earth with short bursts of self-promoting drivel, it was claimed last night.
OIL giant BP has been accused of manipulating an image of a Gulf of Mexico pelican to show the bird giving the 'thumbs-up'.
A STUNT involving a terrified parachuting donkey left children disappointed by the lack of death, it emerged last night.
THE discovery of a second henge at Stonehenge has led to claims that the site may have been a showroom for henges.
SHARING interminable, exaggerated anecdotes about drug experiences should be a criminal offence, it was claimed last night.
A CARDIFF councillor has been suspended after claiming the Earth is round and orbits the sun.