BRITAIN has not been reduced to a post-apocalyptic wasteland, populated by insane cannibals, it has been confirmed.
THE Sun's open letter to Argentina is a double bluff to deliver the paper's dream of a second Falklands war, it has emerged.
AN old blanket that has been lining a dog's basket is worth $12 billion, it has emerged.
MILLIONS of professionals are beating the back-to-work blues by vowing to maim a colleague or supervisor at some point in 2013.
YOU don't need to be a so-called 'expert' to re-attach a hand, according to the Institute for Studies.