MOST Britons are not part of the social class they have always claimed they are, research has revealed.
POPE Francis has allowed atheists to use their brains independently of God.
MIDDLE class children have been hit by an epidemic of invisible and undetectable illnesses.
THE high speed rail line between London and Birmingham will boost the economy by an enormous made-up number, it has been confirmed.
DAVID Attenborough's new nature series for the BBC will delve into the world of Britain's fast-breeding underclass.
A TIME traveller from the future has warned that closing down the BBC may not be a good idea.
THE new iPhone 5S uses state-of-the-art fingerprint technology to frame its owners for murder.