BARONESS Warsi will today be asked to explain why some Muslim countries lock you up for having naked fun with someone you have just met.
THE government is to launch an inquiry into whether words such as 'bumtard' and 'spangler' are anti-gay.
SEEING a picture of someone doing something makes you think about the thing they are doing, according to new research.
BANKERS have blamed the capitalist system for thinking they are better than everyone.
SOMEBODY actually bought one of those stupid Segway things, it emerged last night.
THE writing team behind Jordan is considering killing Alex Reid amid concerns the story is becoming too complex for its target demographic.
HEARTBROKEN sort-of-health service the NHS has admitted that the Tories have been knocking it about again.
A NEW crackdown on alcohol pricing suggests ministers still think you get shitfaced because of money.