PURVEYORS of miracle health tonics and herbal hair loss remedies have compared Oldham to a 21st Century gold rush.
MOST people are managing a sumptuous eight hours sleep a night despite crippling credit card debt, it has emerged.
THE ban on street brawling will be lifted temporarily for the royal
wedding to allow celebratory fighting, it has been confirmed.
SARAH Palin has hit out at her critics in the wake of the Tuscon shootings claiming they have fired at her 'with a semi-automatic hunting rifle of injustice'.
SCHOOLS across England are to change the name of the new baccalaureate to something like 'Bat' or 'Cat'.
RECORD numbers of UK households are ditching the family car for a medium-sized goat.
POLICE hope to lure undercover officer Mark Kennedy back into a police station using a steak on the end of some thread.
LONDON'S tube drivers have launched their latest strike threat, claiming they are being picked off one by one by a family of voracious cannibals living in the underground system.