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New teen police commissioners to be at least 54

NEW youth police commissioners must be at least 54 and really into the first six albums by Yes.

Unprofitable families to be privatised

LOSS-MAKING families are to be sold off by the government.

Osborne: Let's end the stigma of disabled parking

GEORGE Osborne says parking in disabled people's spaces can boost their self-esteem.

Dream-reading brain scans 'a very bad idea'

BRAIN scans that can read your dreams need to be stopped immediately, it has been agreed.

Apple HQ 'is giant ouija board'

THE Apple corporation's new HQ has been designed to channel messages from Steve Jobs.

Should anyone be allowed to work in the City?

A DAMNING report into former bank bosses has raised the question of whether anyone should be allowed to work in finance.