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Brazilians asked if they are insane

THREE million Brazil residents who attended a mass by the Pope have been asked what they were thinking.

Ant Day declared a national holiday

BRITAIN has a new ant-based national holiday.

Lads' mags to come in 'bite-through' packaging

'LADS' magazines are to be sold in bags that readers must tear apart with their teeth to view the nudity within.

Church of England 'an enormous waste of everyone's time'

THE Church of England is a huge and utter waste of the time of everyone involved, it has been confirmed.

Mars mission to include insane murderous astronaut

THE three-man Mars mission will include one mentally unhinged astronaut.

Bring back drugs, say music experts

RECORD lows in UK drug consumption explain the current music scene, say experts.

Wiley turned into a cow

RAPPER Wiley has been turned into a heifer by the witches of Cumbria.