A GROWING number of intelligent people have been expelled from the UK for smelling weird and preferring maths to telly.
PEOPLE who buy things from Ikea are obviously Nazis, scientists confirmed last night.
DRUID leader King Arthur Pend... John Rothwell has had his particular brand of mojimbo dismissed by the high court.
A NEW theme park will offer juggling, weed smoking and infectious diseases to students unable to afford to take a year out.
AMERICA may not have sufficient intelligence to withstand a seismic
event at the centre of its political establishment, experts
TRENDY pub toilet door signs featuring abstract depictions of gender should be banned, experts have claimed.
SIR Richard Branson's mother is head over heels in love with dashing actress Kate Winslet.
AS Libyans battle for their bright new dawn concerns were being raised that a new regime could charge more for car juice.