A CRAZED motorist is brandishing a mobile phone on a garage forecourt, it has emerged.
THE majority of ticks have a poor self-image, it has been claimed.
SYRIA’s President Assad has chosen the hole in the ground that he will be discovered hiding in this autumn, it has emerged.
POP star Rihanna turned a short journey on the London Underground
earlier this week into a salacious exploration of the dark side of her
A RADICAL mouse is in a nervous stand-off with security guards after threatening to defecate on some Muller yoghurts in a London Tesco.
BRITAIN was celebrating yesterday after discovering something it actually gives a toss about.
NONE of the the people who think the baby Jesus mends broken boo-boos are in prison.
THE latest rise in postal rates is forcing many households to hire their own surly layabout.