AFTER 40 years of mobile telephones, a Nokia with a broken screen has been declared the greatest.
GWYNETH Paltrow's latest fad is homemade crack cocaine.
THE new BBC director general Tony Hall was a member of the public who wrote in with a cookery show idea.
THE British system of debating social security is open to rampant abuse and exploitation, according to research.
BRITISH people are still incapable of coming up with personalities for themselves.
THE government’s welfare cuts are targeted at the fictional character Frank Gallagher.