THE Guardian website's dating section is Page 3 for middle earners, it has been confirmed.
THE legal high industry is facing crisis as the stock of cool names for drugs approaches exhaustion.
A SHIT flat in London now costs £500,000 thanks to widespread delusion about whether a property is really depressing.
A TOURISM body has produced a list of Britain’s best destinations for aggressive, anti-social behaviour.
LIGHT addiction is leaving thousands of moths unable live normal lives.
THE pisshead you met at the weekend was telling the truth when he claimed to be a top surgeon.
BRITAIN'S men never really got over Gillian Anderson, it has emerged.