THREE million Brazil residents who attended a mass by the Pope have been asked what they were thinking.
BRITAIN has a new ant-based national holiday.
'LADS' magazines are to be sold in bags that readers must tear apart with their teeth to view the nudity within.
THE Church of England is a huge and utter waste of the time of everyone involved, it has been confirmed.
THE three-man Mars mission will include one mentally unhinged astronaut.
RECORD lows in UK drug consumption explain the current music scene, say experts.
RAPPER Wiley has been turned into a heifer by the witches of Cumbria.