CHERYL Cole and Captain Steve Zodiac of Fireball XL-5 have been all over each in South Africa.
A ROW has erupted after the word 'gayboy' was removed from a new edition of the JM Barrie classic Peter Pan.
THE war in Afghanistan was started so the Ministry of Defence could avoid a Â£13bn underspend, according to a leaked email.
THIS year's television schedules will focus on staring blankly at the immensely fat, it has been confirmed.
YOU would not believe the size of Billy Bragg's house, it emerged last night.
THE BBC last night said it had no regrets after placing veteran film-maker David Cronenberg in charge of Eastenders over the festive period.
INTERNATIONAL diplomats have been given a tour of Iran's nuclear facilities after finding a golden ticket inside a Lion Bar.
BRITAIN has launched its annual health kick with a pledge to keep it going until Friday.