MOST characters in The Dukes of Hazzard were members of the Ku Klux Klan, Bo and Luke Duke have revealed.
GOOD Morning Britain presenter Susanna Reid has a doner kebab at 7am every morning, it has been confirmed.
A HOUSE music DJ and producer has been granted legendary status after not being very good for over twenty years.
GUARDS at Glastonbury Festival’s boutique camping area are authorised to use deadly force against hippies, it has emerged.
A MIDDLE-AGED visionary has launched an offline service called ‘pub’, which allows friends to interact in a building.
THE SNP is to provide all grouse with sidearms and training before the start of shooting season.
TAYLOR Swift has been arrested by Roman soldiers after one of her 59.2 million Twitter followers betrayed her location.
POTENTIAL homebuyers are being invited to murder their rivals, it has emerged.