SEXUAL intercourse is probably the weirdest thing you will ever do, according to experts.
NO diner prefers a slab of black rock to a plate, chefs have been informed.
THE arrival of an Ocado delivery van outside a suburban home has aroused strong interest among neighbours.
THOUSANDS of Britons are hiring specialist image manipulators to simulate exotic cycling trips.
'COFFEE' served in Scottish cafes is actually high strength lager.
DISCARDED laughing gas cylinders will be all that remains of our culture in a million years, according to experts.
THE UK’s banks have pleaded not to be broken up because they are deeply in love.
BRITAIN’S insecure, attention-seeking climate has been told to get a grip.