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Savile's relationship with police 'only looked horribly corrupt'
JIMMY Savile's relationship with West Yorkshire Police could have seemed corrupt to the untrained eye, according to an official report.
Prince Charles injured by heavy irony
PRINCE Charles is recovering in hospital after a big lump of science-related irony hit him on the head.
64% of driving favours totally unacknowledged
IF you reverse to let another driver pass they will probably not even wave, it has emerged.
Charles to become Queen
FORMER Prince Charles has mixed feelings about his new role as the Queen, it has emerged.
Friends to return as sitcom about miserable, isolated 40somethings
US SITCOM Friends is coming back for a new series where all the characters are too busy to ever hang out with each other.
Ludicrous medieval pantomime may explain UK’s problems
THE unbelievably ridiculous state opening of Parliament may offer a clue as to why the UK has problems, experts have claimed.
Britain now stupid enough to emulate Kerry Katona
BRITAIN'S average intellect is now so low that Kerry Katona could be seen as a role model.