THE police are to receive training in how to get on with solving crimes rather than just f*cking things up.
HOVERCRAFTS are mental, it has emerged.
NOT socialising is preferable to hanging out with annoying people, it has been claimed.
A 12-foot Burmese python blamed for cat disappearances has been hailed as a hero by mice and rabbits.
BRITAIN’S currency has denounced its home country and has asked to be adopted by France.
FACEBOOK addict Wayne Hayes has become so reliant on the site that he communicates entirely in leading statements.
PETER Jackon's The Hobbit trilogy was based on 80s fantasy film Willow, it has been claimed.
A DESIRE to read tawdry articles about health may be a sign that your brain is not working properly, doctors have warned.