A MAN has committed himself to buying some cushions from a shop, regardless of public opinion.
A COUPLE on a first date are really over doing their body language signals, it has emerged.
MUSIC streaming service Spotify has been messaging all your friends to ask what you have been up to.
BBC weather forecasts have been scrapped so the broadcaster can show more half-naked young men in rural settings.
PATTI Smith's 1974 B-side Piss Factory is the nation's summer jam for 2015.
A SOCIAL smoker's attempt at making a rolled up cigarette has been classed an ‘abomination’ by all who saw it.
A MAN has given a Black and Decker Workmate to his son in a desperate bid to stop him being so pathetic.
SMELLING of chip fat in a Blackpool amusement arcade is still better than Banksy's latest exhibit, visitors have confirmed.