THE Honey Monster is suffering from type 2 diabetes, it has emerged.
A FAMILY’S Waitrose food delivery contained a massive loudmouthed spider with old-fashioned sexist views.
A NEW website which archives the Radio Times TV listings has confirmed that television has always been a waste of time.
THE UK’s banks have announced their new multi-billion pound government bailout, which will take place in March next year.
A MAN who was trapped in a Waterstones has had an idea for a novel.
GAMERS are wildly pushing everyone’s buttons to unlock new powers to beat their critics, they have confirmed.
A GROUP of conference attendees making strained conversation at the bar have realised that they are networking.
LOCALS in a Somerset village have flatly denied claims of a pervasive smell of excrement.