THE BBC’s popular baking show is to be followed in the schedules by a cake-eating competition.
RETAILER Topshop is to replace its controversial slender mannequins with skeletons.
A MAN is suing Google for persistently misrepresenting him as an affluent, cultured individual.
ADMINISTRATOR Wayne Hayes is eagerly waiting to feel the benefits of Britain’s robust economic growth.
PC TOM Logan is determined to keep busting people for having tiny amounts of cannabis because he is a tosser.
A GROUP of 20 European teenagers with backpacks is currently being given a guided tour of your home.
YOUR grandfather has phoned up to get help deleting his profile from hacked sex contacts site Ashley Madison.
NEIGHBOURS of a man in Stevenage have confirmed that Roy Hobbs has completed 10 years of hammering the absolute shit out of something in his house.