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Man determined to buy cushions

A MAN has committed himself to buying some cushions from a shop, regardless of public opinion.

Couple on first date really over doing their body language

A COUPLE on a first date are really over doing their body language signals, it has emerged.

Spotify has been asking your friends about you

MUSIC streaming service Spotify has been messaging all your friends to ask what you have been up to.

BBC replaces weather forecast with half-naked young man standing in a field

BBC weather forecasts have been scrapped so the broadcaster can show more half-naked young men in rural settings.

Patti Smith's 'Piss Factory' is song of the summer

PATTI Smith's 1974 B-side Piss Factory is the nation's summer jam for 2015.

Part-time smoker's attempt at roll up an ‘abomination’

A SOCIAL smoker's attempt at making a rolled up cigarette has been classed an ‘abomination’ by all who saw it.

Optimistic father gives Black and Decker Workmate to 29-year-old son

A MAN has given a Black and Decker Workmate to his son in a desperate bid to stop him being so pathetic.

Banksy exhibit 'somehow worse than Blackpool'

SMELLING of chip fat in a Blackpool amusement arcade is still better than Banksy's latest exhibit, visitors have confirmed.