A COUPLE who thought giving each other massages would be ‘sexy’ have been left traumatised by the experience.
A MAN has invited his next-door neighbours to a party he is holding tomorrow night on condition that they do not attend.
A DAYDREAMING office worker has been caught mouthing ‘They’ll see, oh yes they’ll all see’ to herself.
PLATINUM-SELLING band Coldplay challenged 40,000 fans attending a concert to name just one of their hit songs.
A FLASHY couple are expecting twins just to go one better than their friends with only one baby.
A DESPERATE, blithering fuck-up has demanded the media accurately report how unbelievably fantastic it is.
PEOPLE looking for a new leader of the western world are eyeing up Justin Trudeau and Angela Merkel and dismissing Theresa May without a second thought.
A WOMAN who has never visited a Waitrose still claimed it was her favourite supermarket in a consumer survey, she has admitted.