SMARTPHONE footage of a Jamie T gig has been acclaimed as superior to actually being there.
THE Queen’s corgis have been left permanently changed after consuming vast quantities of magic mushrooms.
A JUNIOR accountant’s disciplinary proceedings were full of festive cheer because everyone involved was wearing a Christmas jumper.
A MAN has ostensibly forgiven the accidental spillage of his pint while maintaining a threat level close to maximum.
AN egotistical scientist has claimed that a mountain-sized asteroid is headed right at him.
THE government has recommended wildly exaggerated militaristic terms for putting on warm clothes.
ALL of Jennifer Aniston's romantic comedies take place in a single coherent universe, it has been revealed.
ALL romantic relationships will soon be provided by private companies, the government has announced.