A PASSENGER on a Jeddah-London flight has explained that while laptops may be banned he has a MacBook, which is different.
GOOGLE has introduced a new tool for users who keep doing searches about whether their partner is really 'the one'.
ECONOMISTS have explained what rising inflation means by asking if you remember the fourth-hand Chopper bike you got for your birthday in 1978.
AN IRISHMAN working in the UK is praying colleagues will end an embarrassingly ill-informed chat about Ireland, it has emerged.
SPRING is more or less the same as winter, it has been confirmed.
A MAN who keeps saying he sees himself as European is rapidly becoming very annoying, everyone has decided.
A MAN cannot understand how his girlfriend returns from a 'quick wee' with several phone numbers and someone's life story.
SOCIALLY inclusive children's show Sesame Street is to introduce a paranoid right-wing crab who loves guns, Fox News and internet conspiracies.