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Friend with spare gig ticket wants full price for it

A WOMAN with a spare gig ticket has offered it to her best friend at full face value plus booking fee.

Brexit to be huge success 'because Britain is good at the pommel horse'

BRITAIN’S dominance of international pommel horsing is confirmation that Brexit will be a huge success.

Radio 4 listeners shocked to hear racism exists

FANS of Desert Island Discs fans are reeling from the news that some people are ghastly.

Night Tube to make passengers feel like they're in a low budget independent film

LONDON’S Night Tube will make passengers feel like they are temporarily living in a low budget British independent movie.

Hedgerows taste better than kale, say people who eat a lot of kale

A PLATEFUL of shrubbery tastes nicer than the ‘superfood’ kale, according to people who eat a large amount of kale.

Olympic commentators using made-up words

BBC presenters commentating on Olympic events are making it all up, it has been confirmed.

Couple splits after bad bed-making experience

A PROMISING three-month relationship ended when a man and woman made the bed together for the first time.

CIA still laughing at Zuckerberg for thinking he came up with Facebook

CIA AGENTS are still chuckling to themselves about how Mark Zuckerberg actually thinks he created Facebook.