REFUGEES from Syria have been asked to just drive their boats in a circle until Europe decides what to do with them.
THE prime minister has announced financial incentives for any UK business which commits to airstrikes in Syria.
A 28-YEAR-OLD man simply cannot get his head around the rules of TV game show Pointless.
AUCTION house Sotheby's has announced its first major sale of rare, untouched Star Wars fans still in their original packaging.
A DEPRESSED FHM reader has passed up the opportunity to ignite his anal gas, it has emerged.
A 38-YEAR-OLD Muslim working as a land surveyor in Northampton has been asked how he plans to stop ISIS.
THE Oxford English Dictionary has declared the ‘tears of joy emoji’ as Word of the Year before telling Britain to go f**k itself.
TV COOK Nigella Lawson is possessed by a demon, it has emerged.