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Sex actually quite strange

SEXUAL intercourse is probably the weirdest thing you will ever do, according to experts.

Everybody really hates the slate thing, chefs told

NO diner prefers a slab of black rock to a plate, chefs have been informed.

Ocado van spotted outside neighbour's house

THE arrival of an Ocado delivery van outside a suburban home has aroused strong interest among neighbours.

Britons embrace fake cycling holidays

THOUSANDS of Britons are hiring specialist image manipulators to simulate exotic cycling trips.

Scottish coffee actually lager

'COFFEE' served in Scottish cafes is actually high strength lager.

Nitrous chargers to be only lasting relic of human civilisation

DISCARDED laughing gas cylinders will be all that remains of our culture in a million years, according to experts.

Retail arm of bank in love with investment arm

THE UK’s banks have pleaded not to be broken up because they are deeply in love.

Attention-seeking weather told to grow-up

BRITAIN’S insecure, attention-seeking climate has been told to get a grip.