STUDENTS hoping to move on to higher education from the University of Life must now pay a four-figure annual sum.
GEORGE Clooney has expressed frustration at having frozen pizza every evening because of his wife’s busy work schedule.
BAR worker Tom Logan has not even bothered to ask his boss whether his new job pays more than the legal minimum wage.
PRINCE Harry has revealed that entering the army prevented him joining a notorious South Kensington street gang.
THE Government has today confirmed that it will be replacing the Human Rights Act with Warhammer 40,000: The Rules.
LOCAL drug dealer Tom Logan insists on using the word ‘yoghurts’ as a code for weed.
THE UK has descended into chaos as strike action at Good Morning Britain stretches into a second day.
SCOTLAND has agreed to repurpose Northern Britain as a new south for them to look down on.